Hog analysis thread

**Sacrelicious** · 03-21-13, 02:15 AM

**gabe** · 03-21-13, 03:14 AM

You're on the softban list for creating new threads.

**Vaughany** · 03-21-13, 03:52 AM

Much needed thread IMO. Could take off when Cheick KOngo fights next

**Grabaka** · 03-21-13, 10:33 AM

Tell me Chef....
Lets say we go and analyze Fighter A and Fighter B hogs and they come up same size. Fighter A is chorizo-like and Fighter B is Argentinian sausage-like. Who gets to win the fight?

**Vaughany** · 03-21-13, 10:42 AM

I was always under the impression that if that happens then it has to go to whoever has the saggiest ball-sack....the saggier the ball-sack the more wiser that fighter is likely to be

**gabe** · 03-21-13, 10:51 AM

i always go with intact > circumcised

**Vaughany** · 03-21-13, 11:27 AM

Originally posted by gabe

i always go with intact > circumcised

yep, big advantage

**NunyaBidness** · 03-21-13, 12:23 PM

Are we discussing theoretical hog analysis ITT or practical?

Arlovski/Johnson weigh-ins should be interesting. Johnson should have the advantage here on virtue of his heritage, but Arlovski's 2 inch height advantage has me worried. Plus, do Russians get circumcised?

**NunyaBidness** · 03-21-13, 12:25 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

I was always under the impression that if that happens then it has to go to whoever has the saggiest ball-sack....the saggier the ball-sack the more wiser that fighter is likely to be

I totally agree with this!

Doctor said to me once, "Do they always hang that low?" I said, "are they not supposed to?"

I was a wee lad of 22 at the time, wise for my years.

**Sacrelicious** · 03-21-13, 02:09 PM

And this is what happens when I browse this forum while annihilated.

**Grabaka** · 03-21-13, 04:10 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

I totally agree with this!

Doctor said to me once, "Do they always hang that low?" I said, "are they not supposed to?"

I was a wee lad of 22 at the time, wise for my years.

You must be super saggy by now. Respek

**Vaughany** · 03-21-13, 04:15 PM

**Grabaka** · 03-21-13, 04:22 PM

Vaughany just makes some memes to collect the points and freerolls some pizza!
Guy is so technical to grind those squidz.

**Vaughany** · 03-21-13, 04:32 PM

lol I wish I could get those damn pizzas, SBR is racialist tho innit, just cos I iz from London I cant use em

**gabe** · 03-21-13, 05:05 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

Are we discussing theoretical hog analysis ITT or practical?

Arlovski/Johnson weigh-ins should be interesting. Johnson should have the advantage here on virtue of his heritage, but Arlovski's 2 inch height advantage has me worried. Plus, do Russians get circumcised?

Nyet

**Sacrelicious** · 03-21-13, 05:20 PM

I'm Russian, negative on the circumcision.

I also have an enormous hog,

This is why Russians rule Bellator.

**gabe** · 03-22-13, 12:17 PM

Shahbulat Dongulaev

**Vaughany** · 03-22-13, 12:35 PM

hehe

**NunyaBidness** · 03-22-13, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by gabe

Shahbulat Dongulaev

Remember this one next time you tell me my jokes are 6th grade level.

(I loled anyway)

**gabe** · 03-22-13, 01:35 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

Remember this one next time you tell me my jokes are 6th grade level.

(I loled anyway)

lol that was just a funny thing to say, not a 2 liner like yours that falls flat lol... but you're funny a lot of the time, they can't all be winners, buddy.

btw- i knew jason macdonald was gonna get KTFO by alan belcher when i saw his circumcision scar through his underwear during the weigh-ins ha