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  • Sacrelicious
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 11-29-12
    • 5984

    #1
    Amazing Night
    Amazing night last night.

    I hit Mousassi, Souza and Kennedy. Last minute I decided to take Couture as a dog, and it cashed too.

    So I'm thinking, shit, this is too easy, I already got my massive parlay on Barnett and DC, I decide to do a bit of live prop betting. So I take the under for the Barnett fight, that cashes, then DC wins, cashes my parlays.

    I'm thinking shit, this is just too easy. This is literally the best night I have ever had.

    So what do I do? Do I take my money and happily go away.

    Nah, that would be the smart thing to do.

    Nope, live in play, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

    Yeah thats right, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

    I mean after all, hes a lock right? Theres no way he would spend 25 minutes getting leg kicked and missing punches.


    Anyway....I broke even last night.
  • PunisherIND
    SBR MVP
    • 02-24-11
    • 4979

    #2
    ouch, tough one bro.

    taking a stab in the dark here, was there vodka involved in your decision making?
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    • BIGDAY
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 02-17-10
      • 48245

      #3
      Lot of people were buried by him I think.

      Saff helped me pull a little profit after Broncos loss.

      Wish I had the guts to pound him though!
      Last edited by BIGDAY; 01-13-13, 10:54 AM.
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      • Sacrelicious
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 11-29-12
        • 5984

        #4
        Originally posted by PunisherIND
        ouch, tough one bro.

        taking a stab in the dark here, was there vodka involved in your decision making?
        Yeah most definately it was involved.

        I mean it wasnt a terrible night, I didnt LOSE any money, technically speaking. But Nate buried me hard, lesson learned. He looked absolutelly awful.
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        • MD
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 01-31-12
          • 9728

          #5
          Originally posted by Sacrelicious
          Yeah most definately it was involved.

          I mean it wasnt a terrible night, I didnt LOSE any money, technically speaking. But Nate buried me hard, lesson learned. He looked absolutelly awful.
          You did lose money. That money was yours as soon as your bets cashed, and you blew it all on Nate. Don't fall into thinking traps like that.
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          • Sacrelicious
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 11-29-12
            • 5984

            #6
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            • Sacrelicious
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 11-29-12
              • 5984

              #7
              I wont even plead "bad beat" here, this was just a donk move.
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              • Vaughany
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 03-07-10
                • 45563

                #8
                Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                Amazing night last night.

                I hit Mousassi, Souza and Kennedy. Last minute I decided to take Couture as a dog, and it cashed too.

                So I'm thinking, shit, this is too easy, I already got my massive parlay on Barnett and DC, I decide to do a bit of live prop betting. So I take the under for the Barnett fight, that cashes, then DC wins, cashes my parlays.

                I'm thinking shit, this is just too easy. This is literally the best night I have ever had.

                So what do I do? Do I take my money and happily go away.

                Nah, that would be the smart thing to do.

                Nope, live in play, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

                Yeah thats right, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

                I mean after all, hes a lock right? Theres no way he would spend 25 minutes getting leg kicked and missing punches.


                Anyway....I broke even last night.
                ha Lot of us have done tht, just have to learn from it I guess. And after-all, Marquadt was a certified 95% lock
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                • Sacrelicious
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 11-29-12
                  • 5984

                  #9
                  So I've been told.

                  Who certifies him as a lock? I need to find out because I've got some steam to blow off with my fists of fury.
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                  • Rubber Guard
                    SBR MVP
                    • 06-22-11
                    • 1550

                    #10
                    So I'm thinking, this is a great thread!

                    Yea, thats right, this is a great thread!
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                    • NunyaBidness
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 07-26-09
                      • 9345

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                      Amazing night last night.

                      I hit Mousassi, Souza and Kennedy. Last minute I decided to take Couture as a dog, and it cashed too.

                      So I'm thinking, shit, this is too easy, I already got my massive parlay on Barnett and DC, I decide to do a bit of live prop betting. So I take the under for the Barnett fight, that cashes, then DC wins, cashes my parlays.

                      I'm thinking shit, this is just too easy. This is literally the best night I have ever had.

                      So what do I do? Do I take my money and happily go away.

                      Nah, that would be the smart thing to do.

                      Nope, live in play, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

                      Yeah thats right, I take every cent of profit I made and put it on NATE PENETRATING MARQUARDT.

                      I mean after all, hes a lock right? Theres no way he would spend 25 minutes getting leg kicked and missing punches.


                      Anyway....I broke even last night.
                      Where were you live betting last night? I didn't see it available anywhere on that card.
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                      • Vaughany
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 03-07-10
                        • 45563

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                        So I've been told.

                        Who certifies him as a lock? I need to find out because I've got some steam to blow off with my fists of fury.
                        how have u not seen the jameskim thread?!
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                        • Vaughany
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 03-07-10
                          • 45563

                          #13
                          Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                          Where were you live betting last night? I didn't see it available anywhere on that card.
                          yee gd question
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                          • Grabaka
                            SBR MVP
                            • 02-19-11
                            • 3216

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                            So I've been told.

                            Who certifies him as a lock? I need to find out because I've got some steam to blow off with my fists of fury.
                            Asian Gabers gave the official lock.
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                            • Sacrelicious
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 11-29-12
                              • 5984

                              #15
                              Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                              Where were you live betting last night? I didn't see it available anywhere on that card.
                              Incorrect use of the term I guess. What I meant was I was betting on the show a minute or two before fights started.
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                              • NunyaBidness
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 07-26-09
                                • 9345

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                                Incorrect use of the term I guess. What I meant was I was betting on the show a minute or two before fights started.
                                Ahhhh, that's called "betting".
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                                • Vaughany
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 03-07-10
                                  • 45563

                                  #17
                                  haha
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                                  • Sacrelicious
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-29-12
                                    • 5984

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by NunyaBidness
                                    Ahhhh, that's called "betting".
                                    Oh, okay!
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                                    • Sacrelicious
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 11-29-12
                                      • 5984

                                      #19
                                      Well here is an update.

                                      After drinking away for my sorrows all morning I decided to get out of bed and go to the asian suprmarket.

                                      I bought 3 cow brains, I'm currently braising them in wine. This night is about to get awesome.

                                      Anyone ever had braised calf brains? They penetrating rule.
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                                      • Vaughany
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 03-07-10
                                        • 45563

                                        #20
                                        hmm I haven't. Upload a photo of the finished masterpiece brah, im intrigued!
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                                        • Grabaka
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 02-19-11
                                          • 3216

                                          #21
                                          no, just brain quesadillas. Im intrigued too.
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                                          • Crassus
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 01-08-12
                                            • 1538

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                                            Well here is an update.

                                            After drinking away for my sorrows all morning I decided to get out of bed and go to the asian suprmarket.

                                            I bought 3 cow brains, I'm currently braising them in wine. This night is about to get awesome.

                                            Anyone ever had braised calf brains? They penetrating rule.
                                            Sacrelicious confirmed for having grown up in a favela.
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                                            • Sacrelicious
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 11-29-12
                                              • 5984

                                              #23
                                              Aw man, sorry dudes, Its all gone. I'm going to be braising some tongues and hearts later in the week, I will post pics.
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                                              • Sacrelicious
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 11-29-12
                                                • 5984

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Crassus
                                                Sacrelicious confirmed for having grown up in a favela.
                                                Nah man! But when you cook for a living you get bored of eating like a normal person.
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                                                • PunisherIND
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 02-24-11
                                                  • 4979

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                                                  Nah man! But when you cook for a living you get bored of eating like a normal person.
                                                  In other words, you are a culinary surgeon?
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                                                  • Sacrelicious
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 11-29-12
                                                    • 5984

                                                    #26
                                                    Culinary degenerate is more like it.
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                                                    • Sacrelicious
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-29-12
                                                      • 5984

                                                      #27
                                                      Actually, I suppose a culinary degenerate would probably just eat egregious quantities of hot dogs.

                                                      Sure, culinary surgeon, we can go with that.
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                                                      • Vaughany
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 03-07-10
                                                        • 45563

                                                        #28
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                                                        • Sacrelicious
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 11-29-12
                                                          • 5984

                                                          #29
                                                          Ha, I've seen this.

                                                          ****** up stuff, man.
                                                          Last edited by Sacrelicious; 01-14-13, 03:53 PM.
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                                                          • Sacrelicious
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                                                            • 11-29-12
                                                            • 5984

                                                            #30
                                                            And the weirdest thing about it is he is from Kobe, which is where some of the best beef in the world comes from.
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                                                            • Vaughany
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 03-07-10
                                                              • 45563

                                                              #31
                                                              haha
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                                                              • Sacrelicious
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 11-29-12
                                                                • 5984

                                                                #32
                                                                Yeah but theres a type of beef called Kobe that originates from that prefecture. Its fed a very special diet traditionally and subsequently the marbling on it is ridiculous. Very good stuff.
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                                                                • Crassus
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 01-08-12
                                                                  • 1538

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                                                                  Nah man! But when you cook for a living you get bored of eating like a normal person.
                                                                  Doesn't mean you need to eat like a poor person though.
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                                                                  • Grabaka
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 02-19-11
                                                                    • 3216

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Sacrelicious
                                                                    Yeah but theres a type of beef called Kobe that originates from that prefecture. Its fed a very special diet traditionally and subsequently the marbling on it is ridiculous. Very good stuff.
                                                                    Are you a cook? i didnt understood from the other thread
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                                                                    • Sacrelicious
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 11-29-12
                                                                      • 5984

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Crassus
                                                                      Doesn't mean you need to eat like a poor person though.
                                                                      Dude these cuts are delicacies. Its an added bonus that they are also ridiculously cheap, but these are delicacies.
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