Defactocrippler's Cerebral MMA Picks

[Vaughany]

Some people were whining to Vaughany by email so I thought I would contribute to the forum by sharing my picks. They are quite cerebral. I posted ticket numbers of course so you know the bets are legit.

+ID00494872 Ross Pearson +1000 STRAIGHT (opener I hit with a local)

+ID4345886 George Sotiropoulos +2500 STRAIGHT (another local line i beasted on)

I will be posting more plays when I lock them in. I'm expecting to have a good night, so you guys should tail me. I also expect the sbr welcome wagon to come in and pinch my cherubic european pecker through my new republic jeans.

Maybe you guys should subscribe, I will be flooding this thread with $1 tennis parlays over the next few days.

Can we get some cerebral winnerz for tonight plz?

I heard you got Max Holloway at +900...any truth in this bruva? Shari sayz you can post again as long as you're keepin it cerebral yeah cuz

[DeFactoCrippler]

Can we get some cerebral winnerz for tonight plz?

I heard you got Max Holloway at +900...any truth in this bruva?

my entire infinite credit is maxed out at all books on that armenian phaget called georgi fighting on the dream card.

my picks not plays are

okami by first round ko
joe lauzon by first round ko

see if we can cash these nephewwwwwww

[Vaughany]

my entire infinite credit is maxed out at all books on that armenian phaget called georgi fighting on the dream card.

my picks not plays are

okami by first round ko
joe lauzon by first round ko

see if we can cash these nephewwwwwww

Shiiit bro forget about Karakakaaaakhan...heard he's the next Papazian...gonna go all in with my SBR points if they put it up for sure

[BIGDAY]

Totally forgot about the picks not plays phase. Lol

[DeFactoCrippler]

Totally forgot about the picks not plays phase. Lol

phase?

[Vaughany]

You smashed it with the Armenian cuz

[DeFactoCrippler]

You smashed it with the Armenian cuz

locked it in at +140, then maxi padded it at +150 and +130. In total won over 5 billion.

I was able to buy my mother a new mansion and buy my sister a plane ticket back to turkmenistan so she can have her hymen broken by all the men of the village in the proper turkmeni fashion.

The real reason I post these bets is so people can pinch my pecker cash tickets

Where is punisherind? he routinely pinches the pecker of every boy on here? I'm starting to feel that I am not his type. too old maybe.

[Vaughany]

looool