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  • gabe
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-12-11
    • 7405

    #36
    Originally posted by illmatick
    I was thumbin through Bukowski's War All the Time when it hit me.......... Caio Terra truly does have a sissy face
    Bukowski is one of the Gods I believe in.
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    • THE_LOCKSMITH
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-25-08
      • 7237

      #37
      Mark Hominick announced on Tuesday evening that he is retiring.

      After a 10-year career, the UFC's Mark Hominick announced his retirement from MMA on Tuesday's edition of UFC Tonight on FUEL TV. With 32 professional fights under his belt, Hominick decided to step away from the sport to focus on his family.
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      • PunisherIND
        SBR MVP
        • 02-24-11
        • 4979

        #38
        Rory MacDonald-Carlos Condit rematch targeted for UFC 158 in Montreal
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        • Jesus Christ
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 05-25-11
          • 935

          #39
          Love it.
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          • PunisherIND
            SBR MVP
            • 02-24-11
            • 4979

            #40
            Dennis Siver vs. Cub Swanson set as co-ma - http://www.mmajunkie.com/news/2012/1...tv-7-in-london
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            • PunisherIND
              SBR MVP
              • 02-24-11
              • 4979

              #41
              Originally posted by Jesus Christ
              Love it.
              Yea buddy. Should be great. And rumored gsp vs nick diaz as the main event for 158.
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              • Jesus Christ
                SBR Wise Guy
                • 05-25-11
                • 935

                #42
                Originally posted by PunisherIND
                Yea buddy. Should be great. And rumored gsp vs nick diaz as the main event for 158.
                GSP/Diaz doesn't make any sense at all but I like it anyway lol
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                • kripsak
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 09-16-12
                  • 106

                  #43
                  GSP/Diaz smells like free money to me.
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                  • gabe
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-12-11
                    • 7405

                    #44
                    I don't think I could bring myself to bet against Nick Diaz - it won't be the smartest play, but my money will be on him.
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                    • Dwil125
                      SBR MVP
                      • 11-08-12
                      • 2048

                      #45
                      Originally posted by kripsak
                      GSP/Diaz smells like free money to me.
                      This. Nick Diaz is one of my favorite fighters, but im gonna have to take Gsp straight up and Gsp by decision.
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                      • Thor4140
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 02-09-08
                        • 22296

                        #46
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                        • kripsak
                          SBR High Roller
                          • 09-16-12
                          • 106

                          #47
                          Originally posted by Dwil125
                          This. Nick Diaz is one of my favorite fighters, but im gonna have to take Gsp straight up and Gsp by decision.
                          Haha... I'm guessing this will be one of BIGDAY's 5U plays.
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                          • kripsak
                            SBR High Roller
                            • 09-16-12
                            • 106

                            #48
                            These are looking good, now we just need some prop bets on who get's injured.
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                            • Mercersux
                              SBR MVP
                              • 05-03-12
                              • 1516

                              #49


                              Shogun makes over 2 times more than Lightweight champ Henderson. Now that's a fuggin joke.
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                              • Dwil125
                                SBR MVP
                                • 11-08-12
                                • 2048

                                #50
                                henderson probably got a percentage of the ppv?
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                                • gabe
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 09-12-11
                                  • 7405

                                  #51
                                  Shogun is an MMA legend that even non-MMA fans have heard of... Bendo is still fairly new to most.


                                  hell, nate diaz made more than bendo lol
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                                  • gabe
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 09-12-11
                                    • 7405

                                    #52


                                    damn, mousasi sayin he never trained for a fight before... crazy to think, since he's so beast
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                                    • Mercersux
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 05-03-12
                                      • 1516

                                      #53
                                      Originally posted by gabe
                                      http://www.bjpenn.com/mousasi-i-dont...ight-mma-news/

                                      damn, mousasi sayin he never trained for a fight before... crazy to think, since he's so beast
                                      Never been terribly impressed with Gegard. Exposed badly against King Mo and followed that up in Strikeforce with a Draw against Keith Jardine. He'll have a hard time in the ufc. Won't be a bad addition to the light-heavyweight divison in the least but should hover middle of the pack at best. Also, the part about not training, Don't believe it for one second.
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                                      • Thor4140
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-09-08
                                        • 22296

                                        #54
                                        Really like GSP in this fight but not at these odds. Jeez

                                        In the early lines released on his UFC 158 fight with Nick Diaz, St-Pierre has been installed as a more than 4-to-1 favorite, with a -430 line on the gambling website 5Dimes.eu.

                                        Diaz is a +310 underdog.
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                                        • Beelzebubzy
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 06-06-11
                                          • 6995

                                          #55
                                          Originally posted by Thor4140
                                          Really like GSP in this fight but not at these odds. Jeez

                                          In the early lines released on his UFC 158 fight with Nick Diaz, St-Pierre has been installed as a more than 4-to-1 favorite, with a -430 line on the gambling website 5Dimes.eu.

                                          Diaz is a +310 underdog.
                                          Yay!!! Now we get to wait for GSP by Decision prop

                                          I call it the Jackson prop
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                                          • illmatick
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 01-05-09
                                            • 5456

                                            #56
                                            Rothwell and Condit prices both look off to me....I'll be playing both if the current numbers hold
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                                            • DeFactoCrippler
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 03-30-12
                                              • 2603

                                              #57
                                              Originally posted by Thor4140
                                              Really like GSP in this fight but not at these odds. Jeez

                                              In the early lines released on his UFC 158 fight with Nick Diaz, St-Pierre has been installed as a more than 4-to-1 favorite, with a -430 line on the gambling website 5Dimes.eu.

                                              Diaz is a +310 underdog.
                                              I actually think Condit brings more to the table versus GSP than Diaz cause he has KO power. Diaz hasn't fought wrestlers in years, last time he did was when he was in the UFC back in the day. and he got smoked.
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                                              • Vaughany
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 03-07-10
                                                • 45563

                                                #58
                                                Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                I actually think Condit brings more to the table versus GSP than Diaz cause he has KO power. Diaz hasn't fought wrestlers in years, last time he did was when he was in the UFC back in the day. and he got smoked.
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                                                • DeFactoCrippler
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 03-30-12
                                                  • 2603

                                                  #59
                                                  Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                  I actually think Condit brings more to the table versus GSP than Diaz cause he has KO power. Diaz hasn't fought wrestlers in years, last time he did was when he was in the UFC back in the day. and he got smoked.
                                                  Just to add on to this, guys like Condit can avoid takedowns with footwork by moving out of range and circling. Diaz just moves straight forward, I dont see how GSP doesn' put him on his ass whenever he wants.

                                                  For years at strikeforce this guy has fought people tailor made for him.
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                                                  • Thor4140
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 02-09-08
                                                    • 22296

                                                    #60
                                                    Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                    Just to add on to this, guys like Condit can avoid takedowns with footwork by moving out of range and circling. Diaz just moves straight forward, I dont see how GSP doesn' put him on his ass whenever he wants.

                                                    For years at strikeforce this guy has fought people tailor made for him.
                                                    When the fight is over I can hear Nick now. "GSP didn't want to fight. All he wanted to do is wrestle". Just to tough to take GSP at 4 to 1. Then again the Diaz nut huggers might bring this line down a bit.
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                                                    • Mercersux
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 05-03-12
                                                      • 1516

                                                      #61


                                                      Very surprising that Mike Pyle was the highest earner on the whole card. Looks like Guillard would have been if he collected his win money but he only got his show money because fight didn't happen. Lowest earner...Jared "The Jackhammer" Papazian. Looked like someone took a jackhammer to his face at the end of that fight...LOL 0-3 in the ufc...SEE YA !!!
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                                                      • Mercersux
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 05-03-12
                                                        • 1516

                                                        #62
                                                        Arlovski fought over the weekend. Pretty boring fight but for those of you who are a glutton for punishment, your welcome.
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                                                        • ShotgunRua
                                                          SBR Sharp
                                                          • 09-12-12
                                                          • 376

                                                          #63
                                                          Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                          Just to add on to this, guys like Condit can avoid takedowns with footwork by moving out of range and circling. Diaz just moves straight forward, I dont see how GSP doesn' put him on his ass whenever he wants.

                                                          For years at strikeforce this guy has fought people tailor made for him.
                                                          Something is very wrong....... I just read 2 of this guy's posts and not only could I understand what he was talking about, I agreed with the content.
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                                                          • Sacrelicious
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 11-29-12
                                                            • 5984

                                                            #64
                                                            Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                                                            Just to add on to this, guys like Condit can avoid takedowns with footwork by moving out of range and circling. Diaz just moves straight forward, I dont see how GSP doesn' put him on his ass whenever he wants.

                                                            For years at strikeforce this guy has fought people tailor made for him.
                                                            This is the first thing you've ever said that is actually pertinent and concise.

                                                            Congrats.
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                                                            • Vaughany
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 03-07-10
                                                              • 45563

                                                              #65
                                                              TUF alumnus, Ray Elbe, details a graphic story of how he sustained a penis fracture during an enthusiastic romp with his girlfriend. WARNING: GRAPHIC
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                                                              Twelve days ago, in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, Ray Elbe sat in an emergency room with his penis broken. You may ask yourself, 'How does someone break their penis?' For Elbe, it involved his girlfriend becoming a little too enthusiastic during sex. In a thread started by Magical Ray on the OG forum (this is the part of MixedMartialArts.com that is like Mos Eisley cantina. It's the forum your mom warned you about, and your dad hangs out at when she's not looking), he revisits the horrific incident, and his time spent in the hospital, in very vivid detail. He was also kind enough to include photos, and no, they aren't of his damaged member. They do, however, paint a gruesome image, and give a cautionary warning to men around the globe: Be careful during sex.
                                                              The following statements are Ray's posts from the thread, which started while he was in the emergency room awaiting treatment. He gives a running commentary, all the way through to his discharge from the hospital, several days later.
                                                              Girl was on top... Went higher than 8 1/2" I'm the air and Arona'd my dyck.
                                                              Dr. Is sending me for ultra sound now...stuck waiting for the dyk specialist.
                                                              When it first happened...blood was everywhere...to the point I passed out.

                                                              Falling face first I ko'd myself on the floor--very smally chipping two teeth and busting my chin--

                                                              10 stitches later...

                                                              My dyck is throbbing with each heart beat...but after the pain injection they've given me...the balls ache is gone

                                                              No open fracture.

                                                              Dr just did MRI.

                                                              Fracture and a slight tear in the urinary tube.

                                                              Surgery tonight...Dr. Said diagnostic is for a full recovery...though I'll be in the hospital for 3 days...and be forced to take anti erection pills for 2 weeks

                                                              In limbo it is still flowing from the one eye...
                                                              They have been trying to clean the dry blood of my swollen shaft in between my tears and pleads for them to be gentle
                                                              At this point, posters in the thread are interacting with Ray, who even manages to give one guy travel tips and sight seeing advice for Kuala Lumpur. He then continued on with his penis play by play.
                                                              Okay...quick update.

                                                              Surgery was successful...(if you can say that)?!

                                                              I've been in the hospital since Monday, however they are expecting to discharge me tomorrow sometime. Medical bills are currently about 6,000$USD which is a fraction of what it would cost in the USA I'm sure.

                                                              I've been doped up most of the week, literally unable to move.

                                                              Their has been a tube stuck out of the small hole at the end of my pee-pee which has allowed me to go urinate without having to get out of the bed...however I must admit, seeing the amount of blood leaking from the hole onto the sheets has made me feel like puking every morning.

                                                              the worst part of this has been the fact that literally everyone who works in the hospital has come in asking to see my shaft out of curiosity. Guess in a muslim country this type of accident isn't as frequent as you would suspect.

                                                              The doctor who performed my operation has done 3 others prior to mine...with the last being a 60 year old man, who had a full recovery.

                                                              Those of you asking for pics...I've taken some via my Iphone everyday...but trust me...they are brutal...the few friends I've sent them to have literally puked.

                                                              Lesson learned-- I will never let a girl on top again. Everything was under control until 1 bounce went a ''little'' too high.

                                                              ...on a side note---looks like I will be getting engaged in Boracay next month.

                                                              she's been by my side the entire time I've been going through this ordeal, even explaining to my folks back home why I needed $$$ transferred into my international account.

                                                              In an attempt to make it up to me...she has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines...which usually has some solid talent.

                                                              Another update:
                                                              Today I learned the word enema.

                                                              Id heard of enemas before, truth be told lots of backpack loving hippies use to
                                                              get coffee induced enemas in Phuket as some part of a crazy "detox"

                                                              Unknowing giving them the wrong answer every time the nurse came into the room
                                                              asking about wether I went "2"?...they decided to enduce it.

                                                              Catheter still attached to my cawk, the nurse asked me to turn onto my side as
                                                              she plungered me from behind with an explosive diareah mixture from what felt
                                                              like a turkey master.

                                                              Sitting on my side for the longest 15 minutes of my life, my stomach exploded
                                                              from the inside as the catheter dilated my cawk hole to a diameter even a prego
                                                              crackwhore would be impressed with.

                                                              Topping this entire ordeal, the nurse grabbed my pee filled catheter bag from the bed, and Melvin Manhoef led me to the bathroom as I splattered the toilet with
                                                              a constant spray even Nick Diaz would have been impressed with.

                                                              suffering through the nurse stand in the bathroom and watch/listen/suffer this violent
                                                              eruption of 5 days worth of hospital food...I realized just how bad of a day
                                                              I've been having.

                                                              With turd speckled butt cheeks...the nurse then leaded me to the shower...where
                                                              she held my piss bag, as I used one hand to stabilize my throbbing "family
                                                              jewels"---and washed my turd covered booty--in the shower.

                                                              Terrible day.

                                                              On the bright side...they released me today.

                                                              17,000 RN so far...

                                                              But I can't help but wonder how much this emergency ride/surgery would have cost
                                                              with good ol' Obama Care....

                                                              My next appointment is Dec.19 where the Dr. Is going to remove the catheter
                                                              currently strapped to my leg and inspect the repairs after the surgery.

                                                              ...please keep the well wishes for Minnie Me on your prayers lists...

                                                              It was at this point that he treated everyone to the photos:


                                                              Hopefully, Ray gets healed up soon, and gets back to what he loves, running Tiger Muay Thai's excellent training facility, training in Malaysia. If you take nothing else from this story, remember that safe sex can mean more than just using a condom.
                                                              Last edited by sbr.rodrigo; 08-20-14, 04:42 PM.
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                                                              • Vaughany
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 03-07-10
                                                                • 45563

                                                                #66
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                                                                • ShotgunRua
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 09-12-12
                                                                  • 376

                                                                  #67
                                                                  Jeeeeeeesus
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                                                                  • PunisherIND
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 02-24-11
                                                                    • 4979

                                                                    #68
                                                                    Report: Robbie Lawler returns to UFC, meets Josh Koscheck at UFC 157
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                                                                    • Mercersux
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 05-03-12
                                                                      • 1516

                                                                      #69
                                                                      ufc on fox 5 flashback. love these...

                                                                      part 1

                                                                      part 2
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                                                                      • PunisherIND
                                                                        SBR MVP
                                                                        • 02-24-11
                                                                        • 4979

                                                                        #70
                                                                        Mendes vs. Gamburyan added to UFC 157
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