what is joe rogans problem?

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  • sideloaded
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-21-10
    • 7561

    #1
    what is joe rogans problem?
    Did he mention Jospeh once during that fight? He was gushing all over mighty mouse for 25 minutes. Watched it without the sound and that fight was a lot closer then I thought.
  • v1y
    SBR MVP
    • 05-02-11
    • 1138

    #2
    rounds 1-3 were pure tossups. neither fighter did anything effective.
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    • gabe
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-12-11
      • 7405

      #3
      if you think they were tossups, then you have weren't paying attention to the fight.
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      • NunyaBidness
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 07-26-09
        • 9345

        #4
        Originally posted by gabe
        if you think they were tossups, then you have weren't paying attention to the fight.
        If you think this is a proper sentence, then you have weren't paying attention in elementary school.
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        • Vaughany
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 03-07-10
          • 45563

          #5
          Been a tough weekend for me and Gabers boys....our punctuation and grammar might be a bit dodgy for a while!
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          • DeFactoCrippler
            SBR MVP
            • 03-30-12
            • 2603

            #6
            The main problem with Rogan is that he refuses to accept the fact he is on that phaggy time. People have questioned his sexuality even before his whole butch queer transformation after smoking weed for the first time when he was focking 30 and acting like he had some kinda spirtual awakening which most people experienced when they were in junior focking highschool.

            Rogan really is a complete and utter joke, except to the little phagets who idolize him and actually listen to his show and think he has any idea about what he is saying. Only thing Rogan seems to be really sure of is the superiority of the metal muay thai cups and the exact method used to tie the thing in a dudes ass.

            Rogan's life...

            - gets bullied in school for being a phaget
            - takes up taekwondo in a failed attempt to grow a dick
            - becomes an actor, unclear if he even attended post secondary education
            - smokes weed for first time at 30
            - Begins taking steroids and covers his body in mma style tattoos
            - declares himself an authority on all topics including human evolution, sociology and egyptology
            - forced to sell sex toys designed for males to boys in order to supplement his income because he only really works part time as a ufc announcer and his full time job is being a hack comic and pushing fleshlights while he drones on endlessly.
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            • Luca Fury
              SBR MVP
              • 05-10-12
              • 1136

              #7
              Originally posted by sideloaded
              Did he mention Jospeh once during that fight? He was gushing all over mighty mouse for 25 minutes. Watched it without the sound and that fight was a lot closer then I thought.
              I bet DJ, yet even I thought the fight was way closer than Rogan was making it out to be and was annoyed by his EXTREME bias. He just wouldn't STFU about how godly DJ was and was acting like Joe B was getting crushed. In reality, it was a competitive fight where DJ edged out the majority of the rounds.

              By just listening to Rogan's commentary, you'd think this fight looked like BJ Penn vs Diego Sanchez.
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              • BIGDAY
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 02-17-10
                • 48245

                #8
                Was pissed listening to his bull Sh!t. Of course I had JoeyB and was hoping Joe just would have ended him in the 4th.

                What the hell does he see in MM???

                Maybe a huge rooster...
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                • El Nino
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-03-12
                  • 18426

                  #9
                  Rogan loves the smell of a grappler's taint. I cannot listen to Rogan call a Jim Miller, Nate Diaz, Jeremy Stephens, Demetrious Johnson fight. I'm sure there are others, those are just off the top of my head. He plays favs and gushes about them for 15 minutes.
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                  • dodge71
                    SBR Rookie
                    • 09-13-12
                    • 40

                    #10
                    haters gon hate.. rogan is legit and knows his mma... has a black belt..which none of you will ever have.Also hosts a sick podcast which is top notch... and who doesnt love the good stuff..
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                    • dww123
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 07-06-11
                      • 441

                      #11
                      I think Joe was correct in this instance. Their faces told the story after the fight. MM literally did not have a mark on his face. Joe B's face was a mess. You have to respect the level of speed and footwork required to go 25 minutes with someone as fast as JoeB and not get a scratch. It's amazing really
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                      • dodge71
                        SBR Rookie
                        • 09-13-12
                        • 40

                        #12
                        MM is the fastest in the UFC no question.
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                        • Vaughany
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 03-07-10
                          • 45563

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dodge71
                          haters gon hate.. rogan is legit and knows his mma... has a black belt..which none of you will ever have.Also hosts a sick podcast which is top notch... and who doesnt love the good stuff..
                          This Redban?
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                          • sideloaded
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 08-21-10
                            • 7561

                            #14
                            probably one of his cult followers, what do they call themselves? Death squadron or something?
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                            • Vaughany
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 03-07-10
                              • 45563

                              #15
                              Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler
                              The main problem with Rogan is that he refuses to accept the fact he is on that phaggy time. People have questioned his sexuality even before his whole butch queer transformation after smoking weed for the first time when he was focking 30 and acting like he had some kinda spirtual awakening which most people experienced when they were in junior focking highschool.

                              Rogan really is a complete and utter joke, except to the little phagets who idolize him and actually listen to his show and think he has any idea about what he is saying. Only thing Rogan seems to be really sure of is the superiority of the metal muay thai cups and the exact method used to tie the thing in a dudes ass.

                              Rogan's life...

                              - gets bullied in school for being a phaget
                              - takes up taekwondo in a failed attempt to grow a dick
                              - becomes an actor, unclear if he even attended post secondary education
                              - smokes weed for first time at 30
                              - Begins taking steroids and covers his body in mma style tattoos
                              - declares himself an authority on all topics including human evolution, sociology and egyptology
                              - forced to sell sex toys designed for males to boys in order to supplement his income because he only really works part time as a ufc announcer and his full time job is being a hack comic and pushing fleshlights while he drones on endlessly.
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