"WORST handicapper on SBR" challenge..Everyone welcomed!!

[Boxing Champ]

Any one who is going through a horrible streak(Me included) for any reason
lack of skills, bad luck, curse..e.t.c. is more than welcomed to post their picks here.
I wanna see who the worst handicapper on SBR is..

[Boxing Champ]

My first play will be
NY Mets -136(2X) WIN
(L.Hernandez is horrible on the road, Gees is pitching well lately..plus they are at home)

[Avenger]

Let's see what happens... I believe my picks get jinxed when I post them online. Is my jinx greater than your streak?

I'll take Nats for 2x. L Hernandez has held the Mets to 1.9 ERA in the last 6 starts. He's an ex-Met, he should be familiar with the ballpark and the team.
Gee is an inexperienced rookie. Mets will be without 3 of their starters.

Looks like a great game for the under too.

My picks: nats and under. Both 2x.

[firehoyt]

Finally, a contest that I have a legitimate chance of winning....Uh I mean losing.

[himeshforex]

lovely thread , mets , nationals and pirates get the most love followed by orioles and yankees

[Boxing Champ]

LET the GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMES Begin!!!!

[face]

Ok here's my winner, parlay mets and reds. Seems like I'll win, but I have been on losing loser streak.

[lurk]

I'll stop by and curse atlanta with my pick, cheers everybody

[Boxing Champ]

Guys if you can put down the (X) amount of units and try to keep your record on this thread so that we can see who the worst capper really is...

[Boxing Champ]

Adding to todays MLB card..
Tampa Bay +135 (2X) They are the best road team n MLB...At those odds hell Yeah...

Rays are 4-0 in their last 4 games vs. a left-handed starter.
Rays are 4-0 in their last 4 Thursday games.
Rays are 5-1 in their last 6 road games vs. a left-handed starter.
Rays are 14-3 in their last 17 when their opponent allows 5 runs or more in their previous game.
Rays are 12-3 in their last 15 after scoring 5 runs or more in their previous game.
Rays are 8-1 in Davis' last 9 starts after scoring 5 runs or more in their previous game.
Rays are 6-1 in Davis' last 7 road starts.
Rays are 5-1 in Davis' last 6 starts with 4 days of rest.
Rays are 5-1 in Davis' last 6 starts.

Oakland -160 (2x) Thought about taking Minny because of the line movement..But No..Oakland lost yesterday..So I'll take em at home against struggling Blackburn................. LOSS

Twins are 1-4 in Blackburns last 5 starts following a Quality Start in his last appearance.
Twins are 4-17 in Blackburns last 21 road starts vs. a team with a winning record.
Twins are 1-5 in Blackburns last 6 starts during game 2 of a series.
Twins are 1-6 in Blackburns last 7 starts.
Twins are 1-7 in Blackburns last 8 starts on grass.
Twins are 0-5 in Blackburns last 5 starts following a team loss in their previous game.
Twins are 0-4 in Blackburns last 4 starts with 4 days of rest.
Athletics are 7-1 in their last 8 games following a loss.

Houston + 142 (2x)..Looked around SBR..couple people liked Houston..So I decided to play em.................... LOSS

P.S. Mets are up 1-0 .................. WIN

[Avenger]

Nats lost! I won! (well, kinda, I lost but I really won).

Darnit, my under hit.

Too much brain juice to keep record, why don't you make a contest?

1-1 today.

[Boxing Champ]

1-0...............+1.4(x)

Mets..WIN

[Boxing Champ]

Nats lost! I won! (well, kinda, I lost but I really won).

Darnit, my under hit.

Too much brain juice to keep record, why don't you make a contest?

1-1 today.

Are u trying to loose???
I'm trying to win....and I lose.

[balls2wall]

LOL, awesome thread Champ


great idea


I am looking forward to seeing how it unfolds

[firehoyt]

My picks for today!

Giants +114
Arz/Atl Under 8 -120
Dallas -5.5 -110

[ShogunRua]

this thread is stupid

[degecase]

someone just post a link straight to goatmilk's thread...no contest necessary

[griz]

someone just post a link straight to goatmilk's thread...no contest necessary

[ShogunRua]

someone just post a link straight to goatmilk's thread...no contest necessary

win

[Boxing Champ]

this thread is stupid

I'm not asking anyone to like it...As a matter of fact i put up a pole at the top of the page...
This thread is for people that lose. Obviously it's not for you...

[jhack704]

az and balt underdog specials

[jhack704]

i might actually get one, capri was on atl apprarently so az is a lock now

[jhack704]

the capri jinx, he probably should be back on here, he is the worst and would beat us all

[Pap45murF]

I don't usually bet baseball. But I bet today for the first time this season and went 0-5. Do you know the probability of getting all 5 wrong, even if you're just flipping a coin? (Reds, Angels, Indians, Rays, and Braves)

Though I did revert back to NBA to regain half my losses tonight (Thunder/Over parlay)... at least I can still cap something.

[mebaran]

Soooo....just use a chase system by betting the RL on massive favorites, and you'll lose your roll...

[LarrysKid]

My picks definitely belong here. My betting is atrocious. Is there any way a person can fade their own picks?

[Avenger]

I don't usually bet baseball. But I bet today for the first time this season and went 0-5. Do you know the probability of getting all 5 wrong, even if you're just flipping a coin? (Reds, Angels, Indians, Rays, and Braves) Though I did revert back to NBA to regain half my losses tonight (Thunder/Over parlay)... at least I can still cap something.

Pap45murF, where ya been? Used to lurk in your NBA thread. It was decent, if I remember correctly.

It's just like the NBA man, did you pick all favs? Then, yes, you can have a 0-5 night. Don't fall for the traps.

BOL.

PS: Braves (Jurrjens) was definitely a trap game. TBH: haven't seriously started capping MLB, still riding NBA, so don't know if others were traps. But Jurrjens is good, way too good for a -125 ML v measly Dbacks.

[Avenger]

My picks definitely belong here. My betting is atrocious. Is there any way a person can fade their own picks?

Trust me, I can out jinx you. Post your picks and I'll fade them, and you'll win!

[Avenger]

I'll add to this thread when I can, I hate keeping records. If someone will do it, I'll give SBR points, I think this thread can be fun.

Nats (L. Hernandez) +110 v Mets 2 units to win 2.60 LOSS
Nats/Mets Under 7.5 2.20 units to win 2 WON

Total action 1:1
Total units -0.20

[homefisher]

ba dme

thats me...cant win nothing bad bad bad bad bad abd streak

[Mr.Carrot]

Mets @ Yankees
Yankees -1,5
risk 1u to win 1,26u

Im the worst MLB capper because Im not any capper

[Avenger]

This is a so I know it's going to fail.

But dangnabbit, I'm putting 5 airbets on it, just to prove my hex.

Phillies/Rangers U7 -105, risking 5.25 to win 5.
Halladay is untouchable, will make mincemeat out of a struggling Ranger's BP. His 5.54 ERA v Rangers is misleading, it's a new bullpen and it's struggling right now. Don't know much about Wilson, but if he's only an iota of his 3.38 ERA he'll destroy the worst Phillies bullpen in years. Phillies have scored 1 run in last 3 games out of 4. Only ones hitting are Polanco and Ruiz, their powerhouses are either on vacation mentally or injured.
Of course, all this screams TRAP but 7 is low, and the 7 may come from the lingering Phillies' and Ranger's mystique. Who knows? Maybe the Phillies and Ranger's BP will come back full force tomorrow, just to fukk with me. It's happened before.

[Avenger]

Rangers (Wilson) +165 v Phillies (Halladay), risking 5 units to win 8.25.

Yes, I know, I'm fading Halladay, but you can't win unless you score, and Phillies are not doing that. Right now, both teams suck but Phillies suck worse. The value is on the Rangers. At least the Rangers are winning some of their games.

[Boxing Champ]

Record 1-3

Soooo....just use a chase system by betting the RL on massive favorites, and you'll lose your roll...

We are not trying to lose.We are all trying to win..Well at least I am.

Here as my Thursdays card.Not gonna count units...No point.
Mets...WIN
Tampa...LOSS
Oakland...LOSS
Houston...LOSS

[balls2wall]

We are not trying to lose.We are all trying to win..Well at least I am.

Here as my Thursdays card.Not gonna count units...No point.
Mets...WIN
Tampa...LOSS
Oakland...LOSS
Houston...LOSS

better luck today bro