It a lot easier to never post a play and just hate then to grow some balls and prove yourself. Of course, you wont do that because soon you will be -20 units.
You know it and I know it.
#15 Nobs +10.58 units
#127 D3 Mighty Ducks +2.00 units
nicsbr ---- not in the top 350 posters
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nicsbr
SBR Wise Guy
05-03-10
839
#38
double facepalm
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#39
Originally posted by D3 Mighty Ducks
Buddy, are you seriously praising your +10.58 units? 13-2 now
what does 13-2 now mean ?
Is that what you are claiming to be on your unposted plays ?
Haha.
No, I am not praising my +10.58 units, but it is enough to be ranked #15 on this board, and its way way higher than your +2.00 units
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shage
SBR Sharp
01-10-10
337
#40
my penis is bigger
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#41
I know you dont want to hear about my +10.58 units, you want to hate on the losers and ignore the winners. Doesnt work that way, they both count.
I am a proven winner ( +10.58 units )
You are not.
and nicsbr is definitely not
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antifoil
SBR MVP
11-11-09
3993
#42
anyone have a record of the forum 'lock' picks and the units won/lost on such picks. i was wonder if it was a good blind fade against any forum post that has 'lock' related language in the thread title.
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D3 Mighty Ducks
SBR Posting Legend
12-17-09
11939
#43
Originally posted by nobs
what does 13-2 now mean ?
Is that what you are claiming to be on your unposted plays ?
Haha.
No, I am not praising my +10.58 units, but it is enough to be ranked #15 on this board, and its way way higher than your +2.00 units
Your a freak, I forgot I even posted in that thread until you found my name. I have 4 plays and you have 27 plays, shit you must be good? Quit jerking off over your record on a Baseball forum
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nicsbr
SBR Wise Guy
05-03-10
839
#44
atm u and ur lock is the loser
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#45
Originally posted by shage
my penis is bigger
That says nothing. I am only 1/8 inch with a hard on. That is why my only girlfriend I have ever had left me. Yeah she was 5'2 and weighed 455 pounds and stunk but I loved her
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#46
Originally posted by D3 Mighty Ducks
Your a freak, I forgot I even posted in that thread until you found my name. I have 4 plays and you have 27 plays, shit you must be good? Quit jerking off over your record on a Baseball forum
Ur right, easy to be +2.00 units with 4 plays, much harder to stay ++++ with more plays. Thanks for pointing that out. And I wont jerk off until roseanne comes on at 11 PM.
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shage
SBR Sharp
01-10-10
337
#47
Originally posted by nobs
That says nothing. I am only 1/8 inch with a hard on. That is why my only girlfriend I have ever had left me. Yeah she was 5'2 and weighed 455 pounds and stunk but I loved her
Damn we must be living the same life
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antifoil
SBR MVP
11-11-09
3993
#48
i think if you added more * to the thread title this would have hit. that was the problem.
minimum 15 * to have the best shot at getting locks
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#49
Boo Hoo I think the Haters went home crying to their mommies. They think they are going to shit on my only loser in 5 days and not get anything back in return. They can dish but they cant take.
Ha ha . I think the POS haters dont like hearing about my +10.58 units, they just like pointing out losses but they dont want to acknowledge any losses. Funny how when I click on the link to check all their posts I never find them posting any plays themselves.
Just BS - I was on the Reds yesterday and today. Uh huh sure you were, they won both days so of course you were. Love how easy it is to win big when you never post a play.
Why do I think, if the Reds had lost last night, you would have been shitting in my Reds thread ?
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TheJer
Restricted User
11-25-08
308
#50
Texas took care of this game fast
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#51
Originally posted by antifoil
i think if you added more * to the thread title this would have hit. that was the problem.
minimum 15 * to have the best shot at getting locks
NOW YOU TELL ME ??
Well its too late for today, but I will keep that in mind.
damn dude, this loss is on YOU for not telling me sooner.
Do you think Miley would ever consider a 58 year old unemployed fat man with a 1/8 inch dick ?
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#56
* once she turns 18 I mean.
I aint no sicko
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shage
SBR Sharp
01-10-10
337
#57
Perv lol
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stealthyburrito
SBR Posting Legend
05-12-09
21562
#58
Originally posted by nobs
I actually did just find you D3 Might Ducks.
#15 Nobs + 10.58 Units
#127 D3 Mighty Ducks + 2.00 units
But I do have to give you some props D3 Mighty Ducks, you are the first hater that I have ever found + units in the Sbr Moitored record keeping system
i don't think sbr actually monitors the best bet thread.
it is run by a good group of guys who volunteer their time to bring handicapping competition daily and they maintain the rules stringently.
any ruling breaking is strictly to the discretion of the guys who run it. its more an un-official sbr handicapping thread.
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D3 Mighty Ducks
SBR Posting Legend
12-17-09
11939
#59
Originally posted by nobs
Do you think Miley would ever consider a 58 year old unemployed fat man with a 1/8 inch dick ?
Thats kind of creepy...
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#60
Originally posted by stealthyburrito
i don't think sbr actually monitors the best bet thread.
it is run by a good group of guys who volunteer their time to bring handicapping competition daily and they maintain the rules stringently.
any ruling breaking is strictly to the discretion of the guys who run it. its more an un-official sbr handicapping thread.
Yeah but I guess my point with it is that there is more integrity in that record than in anyones " keep their own record" crap.
I would no sooner believe someone on this board posting their record than I would a tout who claims to be + 500 units.
Shit its easy to be + units when you are making your own rules, so I go on a bad streak and lose for 2 weeks playing 2 units per play, now I am down 25 units, guarantee my next play is going to be for 25 units to get me even, if I lose its 50 units, snd so on.
I have seen that crap done by posters thousands of times.
SBR Best bet thread is the only real deal because
-all plays must be posted before game time
-real lines must be used
-1 unit per play, no raising units when you're down
-record actually kept by someone else
If someone says he is +10.58 units in that thread, then he is.
If someone says he is keeping his own numbers and he is +10.58 units, I really really doubt it.
So to me
#1 SBR Proven Capper is BeattheJerk, #2 SBR Proven Capper is Shortstop and so on.
Why is is that I am merely + 10 units in that thread and that ranks me #15, but everyone on here keeping their own records claims to be + mega units, which if true would lead me to believe that + 10 units would equal like #500 not #15 ?
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shage
SBR Sharp
01-10-10
337
#61
Is it a ego boost to be highly ranked in that thread?
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#62
Hey those of us with 1/8 inch hard ons need whatever we can get
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Whippit
Restricted User
04-29-10
3065
#63
this thread's effin hilarious
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#64
Someday I dream of being in the top 10. Thats my lifes goal
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#65
Pirates got one in the top of the 7th
13-3
Rally time
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shage
SBR Sharp
01-10-10
337
#66
Oh snap if you get in the top 10 we can all do one big group hug as we watch you move into the elite group of kool kids
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#67
Originally posted by shage
Oh snap if you get in the top 10 we can all do one big group hug as we watch you move into the elite group of kool kids
That has always been my dream and I hope to realize it soon
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nobs
Restricted User
08-31-09
4216
#68
I know that a 58 year old unemployed fat man with 1/8 inch hard on doesnt have a lot to offer Miley, but I am hoping my top ten ranking in the SBR Best Bet thread will impress her enough to date me.
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shage
SBR Sharp
01-10-10
337
#69
Itll soon happen the force is strong with you, just not today lol
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shage
SBR Sharp
01-10-10
337
#70
Originally posted by nobs
I know that a 58 year old unemployed fat man with 1/8 inch hard on doesnt have a lot to offer Miley, but I am hoping my top ten ranking in the SBR Best Bet thread will impress her enough to date me.