Chief brody's opening day thread

stake1 · 07-06-21, 12:07 AM

Bell blast: 6-5 Nats

stake1 · 07-06-21, 12:26 AM

7-5 Nats

stake1 · 07-06-21, 12:56 AM

Second place Nats beat the third place padres: 7-5

Huge chalk loss, good thing for Pinocchio it was only “air” for him

stake1 · 07-06-21, 12:59 AM

Originally posted by CHIEF BRODY

Padres ml - 260 fg

(1,800,000,000) triple silver dollar

One Billion, Eight Hundred Million, triple PSI blowout!!!

CHIEF BRODY · 07-06-21, 06:11 AM

PADRES failed not too bad only lost 333 trill. We will get the change back👍👍👍👍 Fantastic hit on the fish as dogs👌

Update Pimike is still here and is now being well taken care of he is resting in guest house villa 1. The bride 👰 wants him to go to the sex club later. It is Tuesday again 👍👍👍👍

*******YESTERDAY RESULTS**********

1 - 1 - 2 Yesterday

-333,000,000,000,000 yesterday

234- 214 - 47 ytd

+7,167,000,000,000,000 ytd

+22,681,997,297,755,761 (BANKROLL)

strat1x · 07-06-21, 10:52 AM

YOU SCUM BAG YOU DIDNT HAVE ANYONE AT YOUR POOL PARTY, YOU DONT HAVE a 22 TRILLION DOLLAR BANK ROLL AND YOU'RE BRIDES CANS ARE SAGGY.

BeatTheJerk · 07-06-21, 10:54 AM

Originally posted by strat1x

YOU SCUM BAG YOU DIDNT HAVE ANYONE AT YOUR POOL PARTY, YOU DONT HAVE a 22 TRILLION DOLLAR BANK ROLL AND YOU'RE BRIDES CANS ARE SAGGY.

22 Quadrillion actually*

stake1 · 07-06-21, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by strat1x

YOU SCUM BAG YOU DIDNT HAVE ANYONE AT YOUR POOL PARTY, YOU DONT HAVE a 22 TRILLION DOLLAR BANK ROLL AND YOU'RE BRIDES CANS ARE SAGGY.

He also lies about his "PSI record". Mets, first off, no book will take "900 million on a live, in-game wager". But I watch the screens, and at the time of his post? That line was for the first five result: win, lose, push, and he took Mets to win the first five
So he lost that "PSI pump pick" and then counted it as a push

stake1 · 07-06-21, 11:13 AM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

22 Quadrillion actually*

Mugsy · 07-06-21, 12:02 PM

Originally posted by strat1x

YOU SCUM BAG YOU DIDNT HAVE ANYONE AT YOUR POOL PARTY, YOU DONT HAVE a 22 TRILLION DOLLAR BANK ROLL AND YOU'RE BRIDES CANS ARE SAGGY.

bballs84 · 07-06-21, 06:03 PM

Maybe he got Banned

Luv2Play2 · 07-06-21, 06:03 PM

OMG i hope chief didnt get lost looking for mike at the sex club.. hurry home chief we miss you.

BeatTheJerk · 07-06-21, 06:04 PM

Originally posted by bballs84

Maybe he got Banned

I’m sure he likes it deep in his ass 8”+ type of bottom.

BeatTheJerk · 07-06-21, 06:07 PM

Oh I thought he said “banged”.

CHIEF BRODY · 07-06-21, 06:08 PM

Marlins ml +120 first five

(900,000,000x) triple silver dollar

Luv2Play2 · 07-06-21, 06:09 PM

Originally posted by BeatTheJerk

Oh I thought he said “banged”.

CHIEF BRODY · 07-06-21, 06:10 PM

Texas ml - 175 first five

(600,000,000x) triple silver dollar

CHIEF BRODY · 07-06-21, 06:11 PM

Long day at the club and i must say my buddy pimike is a true champ👍👍👍👍👍👍

Luv2Play2 · 07-06-21, 06:11 PM

a little late but ok.. had la fg anyway

CHIEF BRODY · 07-06-21, 07:52 PM

Padres ml - 120 fg

(1,800,000,000x) triple silver dollar

stake1 · 07-06-21, 08:02 PM

Originally posted by CHIEF BRODY

Marlins ml +120 first five

(900,000,000x) triple silver dollar

Here's one of you and the "cans”

stake1 · 07-06-21, 08:03 PM

Originally posted by CHIEF BRODY

Marlins ml +120 first five

(900,000,000x) triple silver dollar

pimike · 07-06-21, 08:12 PM

Damn you Chief!!!

His Bride got pissed he lost so much she made me go home on my own dime.

That’s just wrong Chief!

Covering the # · 07-06-21, 08:18 PM

Originally posted by CHIEF BRODY

Padres ml - 120 fg

(1,800,000,000x) triple silver dollar

There's no way you got this line at -120. Not a chance.

Luv2Play2 · 07-06-21, 08:22 PM

Originally posted by Covering the #

There's no way you got this line at -120. Not a chance.

Jowframs · 07-06-21, 08:34 PM

Originally posted by Covering the #

There's no way you got this line at -120. Not a chance.

Chief Fudge-Pack

stake1 · 07-06-21, 11:27 PM

Originally posted by CHIEF BRODY

Padres ml - 120 fg

(1,800,000,000x) triple silver dollar

One billion, eight hundred million lies. That line is fake, like you. No good
If you actually were betting real cash? Then that is something you would Never get wrong pinocchio

pimike · 07-06-21, 11:29 PM

Originally posted by stake1

One billion, eight hundred million lies. That line is fake, like you. No good
If you actually were betting real cash? Then that is something you would Never get wrong pinocchio

Was just a fat finger typo.

He was entertaining people.

He had no intentions of deceiving anybody.

Fred The Hammer · 07-06-21, 11:39 PM

Wtf man? I had the Pads live +3.5 yesterday and the Cubs Over tonite. Had the Reds and they were cakewalking. Up 6-1 in the 8th and blew it with errors/walks/managerial buffoonery.

Time for a few days off. Every time I take a ridiculous bad beat like that it starts a shitstorm.

Bell up 6-1 in the 8th and puts in their worst reliever with a 8.50 era. Who does that? It would be one thing if it was only 1-2 hitters, but that 3 batter minimum is a bitch with shitty pitchers

pimike · 07-07-21, 12:19 AM

Originally posted by Fred The Hammer

Wtf man? I had the Pads live +3.5 yesterday and the Cubs Over tonite. Had the Reds and they were cakewalking. Up 6-1 in the 8th and blew it with errors/walks/managerial buffoonery.

Time for a few days off. Every time I take a ridiculous bad beat like that it starts a shitstorm.

Bell up 6-1 in the 8th and puts in their worst reliever with a 8.50 era. Who does that? It would be one thing if it was only 1-2 hitters, but that 3 batter minimum is a bitch with shitty pitchers

Nothing wrong with a break.

All Star game is around the corner. This week before historically is a mess

CHIEF BRODY · 07-07-21, 07:28 AM

Amazing night last night with a huge Padres win💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
Let's keep it rolling today👍👍👍👍
Today's the brides pool party with the girls cans cans cans🏊*♀️🏊*♀️🏊*♀️🏊*♀️🏊*♀️🏊*♀️

Update Pimike is still here and the bride was in the sex dungeon with him. He told his family he is never leaving paradise and the bush people have been looking for him in the distance. We just don't know why

*******YESTERDAY RESULTS**********

2 - 1 Yesterday

+580,000,000,000,000 yesterday

236- 215 - 47 ytd

+7,747,000,000,000,000 ytd

+23,261,997,297,755,761 (BANKROLL)

stake1 · 07-07-21, 07:32 AM

Day games galore

Let’s get those 10 billion, 900 million air bets up

They also have a special rebate today at “Spectrum Sports” all 25 billion-plus, Live air bets, will get you a free box of crayons!
Should keep you plenty busy, coloring all the nice colors until the night games

Luv2Play2 · 07-07-21, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by stake1

Day games galore

Let’s get those 10 billion, 900 million air bets up

They also have a special rebate today at “Spectrum Sports” all 25 billion-plus, Live air bets, will get you a free box of crayons!
Should keep you plenty busy, coloring all the nice colors until the night games

Jowframs · 07-07-21, 08:17 AM

Originally posted by stake1

Day games galore

Let’s get those 10 billion, 900 million air bets up

They also have a special rebate today at “Spectrum Sports” all 25 billion-plus, Live air bets, will get you a free box of crayons!
Should keep you plenty busy, coloring all the nice colors until the night games

And a pacifier

MisterSack · 07-07-21, 08:38 AM

Leave for two weeks and come back and people in here still think this guy is betting 500 billion dollars, or care enough to comment on it and call him a liar. Unreal. I can't believe this entertainment is free.