I have a mouse in the house and I can't sleep. What is the best way to conquer it?

[Seaweed]

I have a mouse in the house and I can't sleep. What is the best way to conquer it?


I have no cheese in the house and it's late at night and I hear it in the attic. I need to get my sleep because I have a big day tomorrow ahead of me doing a survey around the town

[kidcudi92]

Insert mouse poison in your mouth, then let the mouse run in

[Fidel_CashFlow]

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[chico2663]

peanut butter

[Auto Donk]

feed it some of your bath salts.... once it starts trippin balls, let it rape you.....

after it unties you and drinks all your booze and passes out, bite off his twig and berries with your strong reptilian jaw and swallow them

he'll bleed to death

[chico2663]

Get a plastic tube and stick it up your ass.

[Seaweed]

A lot of bad input

I decided to play cat noises from youtube on my acer laptop to scare it away. I hope my gradma doesn't hear it upstairs

[GUMMO77]

A lot of bad input

I decided to play cat noises from youtube on my acer laptop to scare it away. I hope my gradma doesn't hear it upstairs

Can you please describe the delicious smell that is encapsulated in grandma's room?

Asking for a SBR friend.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Asking for a SBR friend.

[ACoochy]

[Auto Donk]

A lot of bad input

I decided to play cat noises from youtube on my acer laptop to scare it away. I hope my gradma doesn't hear it upstairs

i don't know why she'd have a problem with you fukin' cats..... obviously, someone in her lineage banged the shit out of a gecko

[PorkChop]

Burn the house down

[Kermit]

[shooterman]

Go to animal shelter. Say you always wanted a cat but mom said no. Do not feed cat until mouse is history. Rent cat out to fellow champions of life.

[Eddy Munny]

[Jerm3462]

I must see this film.

[Kermit]

I must see this film.

I've seen it a couple times. It's pretty funny. They call a professional exterminator to help them out with the mouse. He is played by Christopher Walken.

[Seaweed]

It might be a raccoon or even kevin durant

[Hu$tle]

chees n trap and pnut butter and HUNT THAT MOFO

[Mr KLC]

Get a sticky trap and put peanut butter on it. Don't do this until you hear where it is rustling in the room, so you can place the trap in that area. It will normally run right for the food within 30 minutes.

[BrickJames]

You search your whole house for that damn white mouse and when you find the bitch you sniff the whole ounce!

[Seaweed]

You search your whole house for that damn white mouse and when you find the bitch you sniff the whole ounce!

I have a gun beside my bed

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Has Weeder givin' ya any updates on the Grandma smell, GUMMO?

Cuz if not, in a couple days I'm just gonna move on to Shari's bike seat to satisfy my olfactory pleasure.

[konck]

Take a wiffle ball bat cut the ends so there open jam it straight up your ass go to sleep with the other end open the mouse will find his home....should be the same feeling as the Giants gerbil

[pavyracer]

Go to the pet store and get a snake. Put it in the attic. Mouse will be gone.

[phillysportsguy]

mouse trap

[Muller Rose]

Like seriously? Can't you think of other sensible topic?

[GUMMO77]

Big letdown, Weeds.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Big letdown, Weeds.

Yeah, he's kinda morphed into the Adam Morrison of posters.

High expectations @ one time... but his SBR career of late:



He really needs to pull a Larry Bird rest of 2016 and shoot ~ .886 @ the posting line.

Otherwise, COVERS can reclaim him on the waiver wire for '17.