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  • ttwarrior1
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    • 06-23-09
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    #1
    Has a woman ever shit on you before?
    I was banging a chick from behind last night and she shit on me than passed out . I think i was banging her too hard.
    I wiped it off and then took a selfie

  • kidcudi92
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    • 12-14-11
    • 15434

    #2
    in4classic
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    • BigDeem5
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      • 02-26-11
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      #3
      Good look tt
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      • GUMMO77
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        • 08-23-10
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        #4
        He's cute:

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        • Monitor-Tan
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          • 02-20-11
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          #5
          worst photo shop ever
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          • The Kraken
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            • 12-25-11
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            #6
            Common TT tell your snapchat boys to get their shit together

            If you're gonna troll try and do it respectably

            Give this a rating of shitty towel

            Pathetic
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            • GUMMO77
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              • 08-23-10
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              #7
              100% shopped? I can never tell with those things.
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              • Seaweed
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                • 01-19-12
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                #8
                That behemoth beside you has a back bigger than WWE Superstar Kane. Could take a chair to the back and the chair would scream. With that said, I am impressed TT. You are slaying models left and right between being shit on too.
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                • Seaweed
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                  • 01-19-12
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                  #9
                  Picture is 100% not photoshopped.
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                  • The Giant
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                    • 01-21-12
                    • 21480

                    #10
                    I'd lay odds that this is TT's blind sister.

                    This perverted sicko probably crawled in bed with her pretending to be an oversized dog for the blind.
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                    • Eddy Munny
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                      • 08-13-13
                      • 15767

                      #11
                      Damn, bro... your head is so large it can't fit into frame without blotting out the scene behind it. Astronomers call this phenomena an "occultation" or a celestial eclipse.
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                      • Seaweed
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                        • 01-19-12
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by The Giant
                        I'd lay odds that this is TT's blind sister.

                        This perverted sicko probably crawled in bed with her pretending to be an oversized dog for the blind.
                        If this prediction is true, I think it is a very twisted picture. How do we determine?
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                        • The Giant
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                          • 01-21-12
                          • 21480

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Seaweed
                          If this prediction is true, I think it is a very twisted picture. How do we determine?
                          First of all, do you think TT is capable of getting a naked girl with the ability of sight in bed?

                          This is one of the easier cases I've ever cracked.
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                          • ttwarrior1
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                            • 06-23-09
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                            #14
                            uh she weighs 130 tops at 5 4
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                            • ttwarrior1
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                              • 06-23-09
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                              #15
                              it was dark, i went to the bathroom nearby to turn on the light, i didnt want to turn on bedroom light incase she woke up from it
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                              • Seaweed
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                                • 01-19-12
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by The Giant
                                First of all, do you think TT is capable of getting a naked girl with the ability of sight in bed?

                                This is one of the easier cases I've ever cracked.
                                Do you notice how TT's shadow is reflecting off her back? This takes away the photoshop possibility. Next, we can see that TT's face looks like one that has just been exposed to feces. Thus, there is some truth to the story. Now for the main question to ponder, did TT have sexual intercourse with this creature beside him? And is this creature blind? Well, do you notice how the clock is turned away from the bed? This is because blind people do not need a clock for sight, only for sound. Thus, the chances of this creature beside TT being blind is extremely high due not only to the position of the alarm clock, but also due to logical analysis based on TT's physical attractiveness. To summarize, The Giant, you did it once again. What takes the average human many minutes to investigate, your natural detective ability makes us all look pale in comparison.
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                                • GUMMO77
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                                  • 08-23-10
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                                  #17
                                  Whatever the case is, that rug looks amazing after bowel movement sex.
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                                  • Kermit
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                                    • 09-27-10
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                                    #18
                                    I bet this chic's Facebook page update sounds a bit different.

                                    "OMG! So this guy comes up to me at the club and says he'll pay me $500 to bang him, so we go back to my apartment and he gives me the $500, so I pull his pants down and when I see his little his dick is I laughed so hard that I shit myself and I think some got on him. LOL"
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                                    • Seaweed
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                                      • 01-19-12
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Kermit
                                      I bet this chic's Facebook page update sounds a bit different.

                                      "OMG! So this guy comes up to me at the club and says he'll pay me $500 to bang him, so we go back to my apartment and he gives me the $500, so I pull his pants down and when I see his little his dick is I laughed so hard that I shit myself and I think some got on him. LOL"
                                      I'd give you points if I could
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                                      • The Giant
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                                        • 01-21-12
                                        • 21480

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Seaweed
                                        Do you notice how TT's shadow is reflecting off her back? This takes away the photoshop possibility. Next, we can see that TT's face looks like one that has just been exposed to feces. Thus, there is some truth to the story. Now for the main question to ponder, did TT have sexual intercourse with this creature beside him? And is this creature blind? Well, do you notice how the clock is turned away from the bed? This is because blind people do not need a clock for sight, only for sound. Thus, the chances of this creature beside TT being blind is extremely high due not only to the position of the alarm clock, but also due to logical analysis based on TT's physical attractiveness. To summarize, The Giant, you did it once again. What takes the average human many minutes to investigate, your natural detective ability makes us all look pale in comparison.
                                        Thank you for the validation.

                                        As you know I used to be a private detective before I finally settled on my career as an international nude model.

                                        The clock was one of the focal points in my research. She clearly doesn't need it except for the alarm aspect. And the buttons are probably easier to reach with it being turned around.

                                        Another key element to this picture, is the fact that TT is wearing a shirt. If he was in bed with this girl, in a sexual manner, or had just finished intense coitus, he wouldn't be wearing a shirt. My theory is this: He ran (waddled...whatever) into the room, snapped the picture, and quickly departed. He had to do it in a timely manner. Do you know why? Mother TT was just around the corner.
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                                        • Fa11en
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                                          • 05-08-11
                                          • 199

                                          #21
                                          TT looks like he's putting a bit of that weight back on again. Is it safe to say he is letting himself go after bagging so many dimes?
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                                          • Big Bear
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                                            • 11-01-11
                                            • 43253

                                            #22
                                            ewww gross

                                            tell her to wipe better and you wont have that problem when your balls are flapping against her ass cheeks
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                                            • cashin81
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                                              • 09-10-14
                                              • 12946

                                              #23
                                              The shit is on the right...
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                                              • Da Manster!
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                                                • 07-13-07
                                                • 17720

                                                #24
                                                If you look real closely at TT's upper lip and 5 o'clock shadow, there's clear evidence he went muff diving on her after she shit on him!..I guess like a reverse dirty sanchez!...
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                                                • Bcatswin
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                                                  • 12-21-10
                                                  • 13931

                                                  #25
                                                  The date was real.
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                                                  • statnerds
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                                                    • 09-23-09
                                                    • 4047

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by GUMMO77
                                                    Whatever the case is, that rug looks amazing after bowel movement sex.
                                                    i recognize that one though, a jj gold hand me down no doubt
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                                                    • Big Bear
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                                                      • 11-01-11
                                                      • 43253

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Bcatswin
                                                      The date was real.
                                                      Bcatswin ,

                                                      how are ya buddy? Was that really you in the hospital that TT Warrior posted a picture of?

                                                      If so i hope you are feeling better
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                                                      • downsouth
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                                                        • 01-13-11
                                                        • 11580

                                                        #28
                                                        Was love at first shart
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                                                        • freeVICK
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                                                          • 01-21-08
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                                                          #29
                                                          Oh common that's 200% photoshopped

                                                          It's obvious he swapped someone's head shot for his
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                                                          • Dutch
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                                                            • 09-21-10
                                                            • 4339

                                                            #30
                                                            You got a girl who shits during sex and then passes out? What a fukin' catch!
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                                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
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                                                              • 11-30-08
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                                                              #31
                                                              That hair.
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                                                              • gauchojake
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                                                                • 09-17-10
                                                                • 34109

                                                                #32
                                                                Seems legit
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                                                                • existential
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                                                                  • 07-21-14
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                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Dilo
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                                                                    • 03-01-13
                                                                    • 1384

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Yes, I have
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                                                                    • Big Bear
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                                                                      • 11-01-11
                                                                      • 43253

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Seaweed
                                                                      That behemoth beside you has a back bigger than WWE Superstar Kane. Could take a chair to the back and the chair would scream. With that said, I am impressed TT. You are slaying models left and right between being shit on too.
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