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  • cashmoneyholla
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 12-19-13
    • 836

    #1
    Women man, i tell ya.
    So this fukking slut shows up to my house asking if one of my friends can take a look at her house and offer her a paining quot. Fine shes a friend, so no problem. A little while later she leaves, i go to leave my house and i back up 2 feet and hear this penetrating crunch. Well i will be fukked. she is right behind me in her tiny car i could not see. The reason it took her so long to leave is because her blow box was being a son of a bitch. Anyway i have a big truck and pretty much ran her car over. So now it is going to cost me thousands of dollars because this dumb hoeee decided to show up at my house un announced to ask me a dumb fukking questions.

    Not one accident in my life at age 29. and the first one is in my own drive way moving my truck two feet. Im raging. Sorry for the rant.

    Oh ya and i use to bone her, and sex does not make up for this shit, shes not that good looking.
  • THam12
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-12-13
    • 12640

    #2
    Go to judge Judy.
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    • ParlayininHTown
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 06-27-10
      • 7561

      #3
      Look at the bright side.

      You're not me.
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      • Dilo
        SBR MVP
        • 03-01-13
        • 1384

        #4
        Why did you run her over? I didn't see the need for that.
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        • cashmoneyholla
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 12-19-13
          • 836

          #5
          Parlayhtown why so depressed man? i seen you moping around a few other threads. Put the noose away, maybe we can talk this through together.

          And dilo looking back at it, i should have actually ran her over after she came out of the car. I would feel better facing a 2nd degree murder charge then paying for the repairs.
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          • Cuse0323
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 12-09-09
            • 30169

            #6
            Curious how you didn't see her behind you...I get it when you're in the truck but when you walked to the truck you didn't see anything? Maybe coming out of the garage
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            • Bostongambler
              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
              • 02-01-08
              • 35581

              #7
              Ask the women on " The View". They will advise u.
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              • TheGoldenGoose
                SBR MVP
                • 11-27-12
                • 3745

                #8
                Got to always be aware of your surroundings at all times these days.
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                • boeing power
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 03-23-10
                  • 9698

                  #9
                  Just be happy it was a car and not a kid.

                  when driving a truck you need to be extra careful.
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                  • cashmoneyholla
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 12-19-13
                    • 836

                    #10
                    Ya cuse it was pretty much me being a dumb ass. She left 5 minutes before me so i assumed she was gone and it was just to small to see in my rear view mirror. it was my fault. but penetrate it just pissed me off.
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                    • MickeyMan
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-20-09
                      • 5091

                      #11
                      Second degree murder is still an option, maybe sleep on it and then decide
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                      • Big Bear
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-01-11
                        • 43253

                        #12
                        Originally posted by MickeyMan
                        Second degree murder is still an option, maybe sleep on it and then decide
                        if he decides then technically that is 1st degree.

                        i know this b/c i am studying for the LSAT
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                        • MickeyMan
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-20-09
                          • 5091

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Big Bear
                          if he decides then technically that is 1st degree.

                          i know this b/c i am studying for the LSAT
                          Good point bear, you will make a great lawyer.
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                          • Ghenghis Kahn
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 01-02-12
                            • 19734

                            #14
                            wtf is a "paining quot"?
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                            • TheMoneyShot
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 02-14-07
                              • 28672

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Cuse0323
                              Curious how you didn't see her behind you...I get it when you're in the truck but when you walked to the truck you didn't see anything? Maybe coming out of the garage
                              I've been getting into a bad habit doing this lately... backing out my driveway from my garage. Sometimes you just don't expect anyone to be there. But... you're suppose to look around. Bad bad bad habit.
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                              • onemoregoal
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-04-13
                                • 8149

                                #16
                                Originally posted by ParlayininHTown
                                Look at the bright side.

                                You're not me.
                                And you arent one of these guys, they failed..
                                GRAPHIC CONTENT: The protesters from the province of Jiangsu tried to kill themselves in Beijing in a protest against local officials who threw them off their land.
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                                • newguy
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 12-27-09
                                  • 6100

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by MickeyMan
                                  Second degree murder is still an option, maybe sleep on it and then decide
                                  Holy crap this cracked me up
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                                  • leetreaper
                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                    • 10-23-10
                                    • 34841

                                    #18
                                    How you fukking got a license if you don't look back when you backing up? Priceless...
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                                    • Eddy Munny
                                      Restricted User
                                      • 08-13-13
                                      • 15767

                                      #19
                                      OP was clearly drunk out of his gourd. Of course he comes to the only place where he can reasonably expect to rally sympathy to his "plight"....... A board full of degens who think downing some malt licky and playing bumper cars in the driveway is a fun way to spend an afternoon.



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                                      • MickeyMan
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-20-09
                                        • 5091

                                        #20
                                        Cash do you by chance live in a trailer park?
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                                        • marcoloco
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 07-05-10
                                          • 3986

                                          #21
                                          offer sexual services as payment
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                                          • konck
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-17-06
                                            • 12554

                                            #22
                                            Its your driveway jump out of your car and say why the fuk did you crash into me
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                                            • Cuse0323
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 12-09-09
                                              • 30169

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
                                              I've been getting into a bad habit doing this lately... backing out my driveway from my garage. Sometimes you just don't expect anyone to be there. But... you're suppose to look around. Bad bad bad habit.
                                              Yeah, that's no good especially in a bigger vehicle, though really anything since you're blind to what is behind you. Never know what could be there, whether it's an animal or a child.
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                                              • El Nino
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 05-03-12
                                                • 18426

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by MickeyMan
                                                Good point bear, you will make a great lawyer.


                                                /Thread MickeyMan wins
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                                                • BatemanPatrickl
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 06-21-07
                                                  • 18772

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by MickeyMan
                                                  Good point bear, you will make a great lawyer.
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                                                  • Mparty
                                                    SBR Rookie
                                                    • 07-18-14
                                                    • 24

                                                    #26
                                                    This guys a dumb oyster
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                                                    • mcdonae101
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 03-02-14
                                                      • 3646

                                                      #27
                                                      If she isn't good looking then why did u use to fuk her
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                                                      • cashmoneyholla
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 12-19-13
                                                        • 836

                                                        #28
                                                        mcdonaae my standards are not particularly high. And yes micky man i do live in a a bit of a trailer park. But not one of those cheap ones off trailer park boys where you rent the land. I own this acre mother fukkkerrrr.


                                                        And eddy munny i was not drunk. Well maybe i was just drunk in love.

                                                        So the damages to her vehicle are about 4000 dollars.

                                                        I have to go to the cop shop tomorrow to report it. What a god dam gong show.
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                                                        • cashmoneyholla
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 12-19-13
                                                          • 836

                                                          #29
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                                                          And it is the girl with the white shirt. She could be on the news for a missing persons report soon. Also that is her friend i am banging off and on right now, girls are such bitches to each other they dont even tell when each of them is over at my house rooster riding. My other home boy fukked her and said
                                                          her pussy stinks, but i dont mind. Maybe she was having a bad night.
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                                                          • timbaland99
                                                            SBR Sharp
                                                            • 04-22-12
                                                            • 379

                                                            #30
                                                            $4,000????

                                                            Thats crazy

                                                            sounds like a vw dealership repair shop is doing the work by that price

                                                            What year is it
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                                                            • cashmoneyholla
                                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                                              • 12-19-13
                                                              • 836

                                                              #31
                                                              2004. Fukking auto body repair shops must make good money.
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                                                              • cashmoneyholla
                                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                                • 12-19-13
                                                                • 836

                                                                #32
                                                                . My ball hitch went right through the light and fukked up some minor thing inside too. Bit hard to tell in the picture.
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                                                                • MickeyMan
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 10-20-09
                                                                  • 5091

                                                                  #33
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                                                                  • Jayvegas420
                                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                    • 03-09-11
                                                                    • 28213

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Have the friend join in & toss them $4,250.00 total.
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                                                                    • MickeyMan
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 10-20-09
                                                                      • 5091

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Oh man those chicks look banged up lol
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