Can somebody explain this stupid bullshit to me!

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  • mikejamm
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-24-09
    • 11034

    #1
    Can somebody explain this stupid bullshit to me!
    How the fuk do I not have high hand here?


    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 4317804
    $0.50/$1 NL Omaha Hi/Lo (No Limit) - 17:43:00 14/06/2014 ET
    Table 'Night in Bangkok', 10 seats max, Real money
    Seat 8 is the button. Small Blind $0.50, Big Blind $1
    Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
    Seat 1 (playing) : bavaria9, amount $129.85, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 3 (playing) : blackbart, amount $16.50, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 5 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $67.80, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 6 (playing) : zjohnzzz, amount $25, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 8 (playing) : empiremaker, amount $92.91, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 10 (playing) : konck, amount $26.75, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    konck: Small Blind ($0.50)
    bavaria9: Big Blind ($1)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to mikejamm: [5d, Kc, 9d, 8h]
    blackbart: Fold
    mikejamm: Call [btn] ($1)
    empiremaker: Call ($1)
    konck: Call ($0.50)
    bavaria9: Check ($0)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [3d, 2c, As]
    konck: Check ($0)
    bavaria9: Check ($0)
    mikejamm: Bet [btn] ($1)
    empiremaker: Fold
    konck: Call ($1)
    bavaria9: Call ($1)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [4s]
    konck: Check ($0)
    bavaria9: Check ($0)
    mikejamm: Bet [btn] ($3)
    konck: Call ($3)
    bavaria9: Call ($3)
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [7s]
    konck: Check ($0)
    bavaria9: Check ($0)
    mikejamm: Check [btn] ($0)
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    konck: Show Cards ($0)
    bavaria9: Show Cards ($0)
    mikejamm: Muck ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $15.20, Rake $0.80
    Summary bavaria9: bet $5, won $7.60, net $2.60, HoleCards [5s, Qc, 5h, 7h], LoHand [7, 5, 3, 2, A for low] [7h, 5s, 3d, 2c, As], won $7.60 from main pot
    Summary mikejamm: bet $5, won $0, net $-5, HoleCards [5d, Kc, 9d, 8h]
    Summary konck: bet $5, won $7.60, net $2.60, HoleCards [Ah, Td, Ac, Ts], HiHand [three of a kind, aces] [As, Ah, Ac, 7s, 4s], won $7.60 from main pot

    Last time I checked As, 2c, 3d, 4s, 5d is a fuk'in Straight, so how does knock win high hand with 3 of a kind? Am I fuk'in missing something here?
  • daneblazer
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-14-08
    • 27861

    #2
    Gotta use two from your hand and 3 from the board. Omaha is a tough game
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    • ProlificalD
      SBR High Roller
      • 02-07-14
      • 164

      #3
      Dont feel like a stoop....even some pros can admit they at least once effed up the rule when counting outs.
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      • mikejamm
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 08-24-09
        • 11034

        #4
        oh ok duh, I'm fuk'in drunk and pissed! Not think'in straight and gett'ing fuk'ed every hand as usual! Fuk'in sbr poker bullshit! Thanks Dane.
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        • bobbywaves
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 05-06-08
          • 13280

          #5
          Classic Mikespamm.
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          • mikejamm
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-24-09
            • 11034

            #6
            fuk, i just need to quick fuk'in play'in Omaha! I obviously suck at it!
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            • Auto Donk
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 09-03-13
              • 43559

              #7
              I can't explain that any better than dane, but I can tell wussywaves the following:

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              • blankoblanco
                SBR MVP
                • 11-18-11
                • 3486

                #8
                Mike, if you can't understand rules that 2 year olds could grasp ("goo goo, ga ga, use 2 cards to make hand, ga ga") then maybe that should clue you in to why youre always whining about SBR poker... you are an idiot and you suck
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                • korki
                  SBR High Roller
                  • 09-23-12
                  • 171

                  #9
                  Its only game, not more?
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                  • The Giant
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 01-21-12
                    • 21480

                    #10
                    Clearly SBR is trying to cheat Mike again.

                    There's really no other explanation.
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                    • mikejamm
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 08-24-09
                      • 11034

                      #11
                      Originally posted by blankoblanco
                      Mike, if you can't understand rules that 2 year olds could grasp ("goo goo, ga ga, use 2 cards to make hand, ga ga") then maybe that should clue you in to why youre always whining about SBR poker... you are an idiot and you suck
                      Yeah whatever dinosaur pedophile child fuk'er. I know how the fuk'in game works dip shit, just posted the thread to fuk with jack ass c u m eaters like you and centydouche!
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                      • mikejamm
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 08-24-09
                        • 11034

                        #12
                        Originally posted by The Giant
                        Clearly SBR is trying to cheat Mike again.

                        There's really no other explanation.
                        Go find your bottom bitch seaweed and cornhole each other! Clearly its been a couple of hours since you two last circle jerked!
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                        • bobbywaves
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 05-06-08
                          • 13280

                          #13
                          It wouldn't surprise me if Mikespamm was AutoDonkey's ghost.

                          SBR, please conduct a full investigation.
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                          • Auto Donk
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 09-03-13
                            • 43559

                            #14
                            Originally posted by bobbywaves
                            It wouldn't surprise me if Mikespamm was AutoDonkey's ghost.

                            SBR, please conduct a full investigation.
                            hahaha....... boo!!!
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                            • Triple_D_Bet
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 12-12-11
                              • 7626

                              #15
                              My first times playing poker was with a group of guys from work, and it was always dealers choice and always heavy drinking...I'd bet there were at least a dozen times I thought I had the winner only to realize it was only using one card from hand. It's an easy mistake to make until you've played a bunch of omaha; for example, I bet pavy would never mess it up with his millions of hands on SBR
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                              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 08-18-11
                                • 7537

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Auto Donk
                                hahaha....... boo!!!
                                bobbo musta saw us playin the other day, donker

                                We's BUSTED!!!!

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