Is it so fuk'in hard to equal decent starting hands in heads up tourney play?

[mikejamm]

I mean what is the fuk'in deal here? Get to a final table, play my fuk'in ass off and get to heads up and still end up in 2nd place every god damn time! Just once I'd like to see some fuk'in cards at heads up play.

Sixth fuk'in month of the year and I've yet to win a tourney, yet some of these lucky assholes on here have won multiple times, in fact I've finished runner up to the same guy twice.

Ok yeah I'm bitch'in, but seriously, there is no fuk'in reason why I should not get some decent starting hands averaging out at final table heads up, but it never happens! And when I do get some high card off suited shit and make a move, of course I'm already fuk'in beat! Shit is just so one sided!

So again, fuk this stupid ridiculous joke ass software that apprently only works for other lucky fuks! 2nd place multiple times, really means you're the 1st fuk'in loser, I play to win god damn it, not come in 2nd! Apparently, 1st place is reserved for non fuk'in pro newbies and fake fuk'in "never heard of you" account assholes!

[daneblazer]

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but seriously...you're going to get a lot of garbage hands heads up. It's not like playing heads up in cash where the effective stacks are like 100bb and you can be a little selective. Playing heads up in tournaments is a lot of pushing and praying.

[TheCentaur]

Maybe write a song about it on your new guitar

You could call it "Stairway to Second"

[Conan]

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but seriously...you're going to get a lot of garbage hands heads up. It's not like playing heads up in cash where the effective stacks are like 100bb and you can be a little selective. Playing heads up in tournaments is a lot of pushing and praying.

here it is so aggressive players hammer you while you wait for aa and you bitch because 1 in 200 dosnt come around quick enough

[Auto Donk]

here it is so aggressive players hammer you while you wait for aa and you bitch because 1 in 200 dosnt come around quick enough

uh, it's not that bad, conan, it's actually waiting on 1 / 169! haha! I think Dane's point is you CAN'T sit around waiting on that shit..... and i'm pretty sure mj knows quite well the range of hands he can play expands at a final table as the number of players decreases.....

[ProlificalD]

It depends on the time it takes to get to 2 players left. On average it seems to be around 90mins for the dailies. If the blinds are 1k/2k with 30 players entered at HU time, you can be more selective and a chance to play over 30 hands.

Earlier this week I fell to second after a very strong final table. Everyone played tight and the chip leaders changed often. At the end I was HU against Donk we were getting close to 2 hours and the blinds were 2k/4k, stacks close to even just over 20K. At that point the tourney would likely be over in under 10 hands and folding 2 hands in a row puts you way down. I was dealt rags like 53, 82 *only* twice and was forced to shove and lose with Q7 (was really looking for K8 min).

Nonetheless I think Im 50% in tourney HU situations.

[Basement]

I won my second tournament I entered since I joined. If that makes you feel any better.

[mikejamm]

I won my second tournament I entered since I joined. If that makes you feel any better.

Go fuk yourself non pro asshole fuk face! Your points aren't worth shit is the only reason you win, douche bag mommy's basement living newbie!

[mikejamm]

Maybe write a song about it on your new guitar

You could call it "Stairway to Second"

Already wrote a song, it's called "Centaur sucks dick's and swallows", it's a follow up to my number one hit, "Centaur is hand job facial jizz cream lov'in points whore"

[mikejamm]

here it is so aggressive players hammer you while you wait for aa and you bitch because 1 in 200 dosnt come around quick enough

Yeah right asshole, like I wait around for AA to show up, go blow something, like your boyfriend.

[mikejamm]

It depends on the time it takes to get to 2 players left. On average it seems to be around 90mins for the dailies. If the blinds are 1k/2k with 30 players entered at HU time, you can be more selective and a chance to play over 30 hands.

Earlier this week I fell to second after a very strong final table. Everyone played tight and the chip leaders changed often. At the end I was HU against Donk we were getting close to 2 hours and the blinds were 2k/4k, stacks close to even just over 20K. At that point the tourney would likely be over in under 10 hands and folding 2 hands in a row puts you way down. I was dealt rags like 53, 82 *only* twice and was forced to shove and lose with Q7 (was really looking for K8 min).

Nonetheless I think Im 50% in tourney HU situations.

Intelligent post! Thanks man, glad somebody is having better luck with rags than I am!

[mikejamm]

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but seriously...you're going to get a lot of garbage hands heads up. It's not like playing heads up in cash where the effective stacks are like 100bb and you can be a little selective. Playing heads up in tournaments is a lot of pushing and praying.

Thanks Dane, I know you'd get a kick out of it bro!

[mikejamm]

uh, it's not that bad, conan, it's actually waiting on 1 / 169! haha! I think Dane's point is you CAN'T sit around waiting on that shit..... and i'm pretty sure mj knows quite well the range of hands he can play expands at a final table as the number of players decreases.....

It fuk'in sucks AD, beyond the fuk'in laws of average! And of course I don't sit around and wait like Centaur does for his next fudge packing ass reaming!Just expressing a view point here about how these fuk'in bullshit tourneys are already decided even at heads up! Cool "real" Jackie Blue avatar by the way, nice to see some hot chick without big fuk'in opie style horse teeth blinding you like big ass chicklets!

[Auto Donk]

It fuk'in sucks AD, beyond the fuk'in laws of average! And of course I don't sit around and wait like Centaur does for his next fudge packing ass reaming!Just expressing a view point here about how these fuk'in bullshit tourneys are already decided even at heads up! Cool "real" Jackie Blue avatar by the way, nice to see some hot chick without big fuk'in opie style horse teeth blinding you like big ass chicklets!

yah, good ol aria is a classic..... tho, if I was pavyracer, I'd be saying my avatar is some cougar I'm banging while her hubby's overseas, and she'd kill me if she knew I posted that photo of her, etc. etc. etc.

also sucks that sbr consolidated my "tell me how my ass tastes" and "weakest link" threads into the one about wussywaves getting his prescription checked, before the masses could enjoy the fallout of the beatdown i'm puttin on wussywaves...... go check out that thread tho, as I know you'll get a kick out of the shaq video, etc.

[blankoblanco]

Mike, shut the penetrate up for once in your life you pathetic penetrating baby, jesus christ. How can you post whiny stuff about meaningless poker points once a week and still live with yourself as a man? Get over it you goddamn idiot

[mikejamm]

Mike, shut the penetrate up for once in your life you pathetic penetrating baby, jesus christ. How can you post whiny stuff about meaningless poker points once a week and still live with yourself as a man? Get over it you goddamn idiot

Sure, whatever, you child raping pedophile! Still hang'in out at preschool playgrounds offer free candy to innocent children, blanko? "shut the penetrate up" that shit is funny! Are you that fuk'in stupid you can't get the word fuk to show up? "Meaningless poker points?" Get the fuk out of here, dumbass!