Thanks for the 2 nasty fuk'in poker hands sbr! Fuk this god damn shit hole site!

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  • mikejamm
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 08-24-09
    • 11034

    #1
    Thanks for the 2 nasty fuk'in poker hands sbr! Fuk this god damn shit hole site!
    Out in less than 5 minutes on two 1 outer river hands. Yeah real fuk'in creditable software.
    About done with this fuk'in place! You can keep your fat fuk's like tt and all the other assholes who get all the fuk'in breaks around here and contribute nothing! You know, you'd think for all the people I've directed to this site and tried to be helpful to the new guys, I'd get a little bit of success here. I realize now this site is suited for fuk'in idiots like po69 and tt along with worthless assholes like chronic and opie! Shouldn't matter what my politics are, but I guess it does, evident by the way I'm constantly treated in the card room. Take your fuk'in rigged ass worthless poker client and shove it straight up your ass sbr! Yeah and make sure to move my thread, because I know you fuk'ers don't have the balls to let it stand in players talk.


    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to mikejamm: [Kc, Ks]
    hhsilver: Call ($20)
    empiremaker: Fold
    stefan084: Fold
    mikejamm: Call [btn] ($20)
    WQuine: Raise ($1800)
    jdwars: Fold
    boeingpower: Fold
    iifold: Call ($1670)
    pavyracer: Fold
    hhsilver: Fold
    mikejamm: Call [btn] ($1780)
    mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
    WQuine: Show Cards ($0)
    iifold: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [3c, As, Qh]
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [5d]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [Js]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    iifold: Show Cards ($0)
    mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
    WQuine: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $5080, Rake $0
    Side pot #1 $240, Rake $0
    Summary mikejamm: bet $1800, won $240, net $-1560, HoleCards [Kc, Ks], HiHand [a pair of kings] [Ks, Kc, As, Qh, Js], won $240 from side pot #1
    Summary WQuine: bet $1800, won $0, net $-1800
    Summary iifold: bet $1680, won $5080, net $3400, HoleCards [Jc, Jd], HiHand [three of a kind, jacks] [Js, Jd, Jc, As, Qh], won $5080 from main pot



    ***** Hand history (v1.2) *****
    Hand ID 2547180
    $0 + $11 Texas Hold'em (No Limit) - 23:07:00 15/11/2012 ET
    Table 'Table 37967', 10 seats max, Real money
    Seat 2 is the button. Small Blind $10, Big Blind $20
    Note: seat IDs range from 1 to 10
    Seat 1 (playing) : hhsilver, amount $1750, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 2 (playing) : empiremaker, amount $1880, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 3 (playing) : stefan084, amount $1740, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 4 (playing) : mikejamm, amount $400, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 6 (playing) : jdwars, amount $1740, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 7 (playing) : boeingpower, amount $1860, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 8 (playing) : iifold, amount $5080, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    Seat 9 (playing) : pavyracer, amount $1750, amount bet $0, penalty (None)
    stefan084: Small Blind ($10)
    mikejamm: Big Blind ($20)
    ** Dealing Down Cards **
    Dealt to mikejamm: [Jh, Jc]
    jdwars: Fold
    boeingpower: Fold
    iifold: Fold
    pavyracer: Call ($20)
    hhsilver: Fold
    empiremaker: Call ($20)
    stefan084: Call ($10)
    mikejamm: Raise [btn] ($400)
    pavyracer: Call ($380)
    empiremaker: Call ($380)
    stefan084: Fold
    ** Dealing Flop **
    Community cards: [9c, 3c, Jd]
    pavyracer: Check ($0)
    empiremaker: Bet ($500)
    pavyracer: Fold
    empiremaker: Show Cards ($0)
    mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Dealing Turn **
    Community cards: [7d]
    ** Dealing River **
    Community cards: [9h]
    ** End Round **
    ** Evaluate **
    mikejamm: Show Cards ($0)
    empiremaker: Show Cards ($0)
    ** Showdown **
    Main pot $1220, Rake $0
    Side pot #1 $500, Rake $0
    Summary empiremaker: bet $900, won $1720, net $820, HoleCards [9s, 9d], HiHand [four of a kind, nines] [9s, 9h, 9d, 9c, Jd], won $1220 from main pot, won $500 from side pot #1
    Summary mikejamm: bet $420, won $0, net $-420


    It's ashame really, this place use to be kinda cool, until it filled up with right wing nut jobs and a good 'ol boy network for the privileged few. There is no balance here anymore and no integrity in the way these bullshit set up tourneys are played. I'm done wasting my time at this shithole.
  • Mikail
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-19-09
    • 21689

    #2
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    • Cuse0323
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 12-09-09
      • 30169

      #3
      Comment
      • MexicanStallion
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-08-08
        • 20429

        #4
        If you had to leave Mike, I could use those points you have.
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        • ttwarrior1
          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
          • 06-23-09
          • 28440

          #5
          weak, happens to me ten times a day or more
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          • face
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 01-31-11
            • 14740

            #6
            all in with 2 other players with kk and doesn't win?! wow, that has never happened to me before, kk should win %100 percent of the time. anything less is bs.
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            • Kindred
              SBR MVP
              • 09-09-08
              • 2901

              #7
              tt is a fat slob, you got that part right. But the paranoid it's rigged cause I'm a hippy liberal and smell like a frenchman shit might have to do with all the acid and weed you smoked back in the day..
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              • CanuckG
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-23-10
                • 21976

                #8
                400th thread complaining about bad beats. Everyone gets them even the pros safe to say you aren't a good player.
                Comment
                • Sam Odom
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 10-30-05
                  • 58063

                  #9
                  elections have consequences - spreading the wealth points around
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                  • CanuckG
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 12-23-10
                    • 21976

                    #10
                    Oh my god did the dealer rig the deck???

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                    • Cuse0323
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-09-09
                      • 30169

                      #11
                      Originally posted by CanuckG
                      400th thread complaining about bad beats. Everyone gets them even the pros safe to say you aren't a good player.
                      This. Try losing to a one outer for thousands, and I still didn't complain. SBR points
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                      • thirtytwo
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-07-10
                        • 1784

                        #12
                        lol @ poker pro wannabe kiddies getting their asses handed to them
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                        • Double Bogey
                          SBR MVP
                          • 07-24-10
                          • 1465

                          #13
                          Good lord, you have no idea about real poker if you're whining about those hands. Stay away from the tables and you won't get hurt little boy
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                          • Br0nxer
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 03-25-11
                            • 13665

                            #14
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                            • paranoyd androyd
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-01-11
                              • 6459

                              #15
                              Originally posted by CanuckG
                              Oh my god did the dealer rig the deck???

                              quad aces out to the royal flush
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                              • ClayMaker52
                                SBR Hustler
                                • 10-15-10
                                • 78

                                #16
                                What a hilarious thread. Complaining about bad beats in sbrpoint tournaments. OP you must have a very, very sad life. Seek help and stop gambling immediately.
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                                • hels
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 04-12-09
                                  • 8767

                                  #17
                                  C'mon guys, cold calling with KK is a professional play that none of us other than mikejamm will ever understand. He is years beyond us in every capacity of the game.
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                                  • CanuckG
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 12-23-10
                                    • 21976

                                    #18
                                    Flatting with KK pre mike must be a pro

                                    "I was trying to set the trap hunny!"
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                                    • boeing power
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 03-23-10
                                      • 9698

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by CanuckG
                                      Flatting with KK pre mike must be a pro

                                      "I was trying to set the trap hunny!"
                                      I was at the table,

                                      It was allin pre flop,

                                      Hand history doesn't show it,

                                      And the 1 outer on the river to give the other guy quads was a real bad beat.
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                                      • GOIRISH
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-25-10
                                        • 2072

                                        #20
                                        sbr poker is a completely different animal than regular poker, in sbr poker 7,2 is better than a,a. How some of you guys havent caught onto this is beyond me. Day after day people get rivered and bad beats happen.
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                                        • Cuse0323
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 12-09-09
                                          • 30169

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by GOIRISH
                                          sbr poker is a completely different animal than regular poker, in sbr poker 7,2 is better than a,a. How some of you guys havent caught onto this is beyond me. Day after day people get rivered and bad beats happen.
                                          It's the same anywhere, but here since it's free points and not money, people play shit hands. Anyone who has played live and folded garbage, as they should, sees that they would have won every once in a while.
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                                          • boeing power
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 03-23-10
                                            • 9698

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by GOIRISH
                                            sbr poker is a completely different animal than regular poker, in sbr poker 7,2 is better than a,a. How some of you guys havent caught onto this is beyond me. Day after day people get rivered and bad beats happen.
                                            Sbr poker is definitely a different animal.

                                            However the software is similar to any other online poker room.

                                            You see more bad beats on sbr because you see more bad calls than anywhere else.
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                                            • Monte
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 08-21-10
                                              • 2056

                                              #23
                                              Excuse my ignorance, but if you can buy sportsbook cash with your points from the store...how are 5k points or something not like real money?
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                                              • MUHerd37
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 10-23-09
                                                • 12816

                                                #24
                                                All the guy does is complain about fukkin SBR Poker.
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                                                • Pabinator
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 10-04-09
                                                  • 1238

                                                  #25
                                                  So wait mike do you think the site is rigged against certain players?

                                                  I feel the same way
                                                  Shut your mouth when you talk to Me!
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                                                  • Pabinator
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 10-04-09
                                                    • 1238

                                                    #26
                                                    we should have a bad beat contest
                                                    Shut your mouth when you talk to Me!
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                                                    • EmpireMaker
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 06-18-09
                                                      • 15566

                                                      #27
                                                      who wants to play some poker now
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                                                      • ttwarrior1
                                                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                        • 06-23-09
                                                        • 28440

                                                        #28
                                                        me empire are sitting , come on
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                                                        • bill2266
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 10-17-07
                                                          • 2016

                                                          #29
                                                          dam, sorry to hear
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                                                          • sweethook
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-21-07
                                                            • 12667

                                                            #30
                                                            tuff one sir , but belive it or not this will help make you a better card player , gl
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                                                            • opie1988
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 09-12-10
                                                              • 23429

                                                              #31
                                                              What an idiot MikeJizz is..
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                                                              • southmadejd
                                                                SBR MVP
                                                                • 08-27-09
                                                                • 1059

                                                                #32
                                                                Wow....this kid has issues. I remember when he first joined and all he would ever do is make bs poker threads. It looks like some things don't ever change. If you want a good laugh....just read some of this kids early threads.
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                                                                • daneblazer
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 09-14-08
                                                                  • 27861

                                                                  #33
                                                                  A+ thread going on right here
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                                                                  • downsouth
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 01-13-11
                                                                    • 11580

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Rigged!!!

                                                                    The 99 is especially my favorite
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                                                                    • no1here
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 03-23-09
                                                                      • 5914

                                                                      #35
                                                                      For me it has been worst then normal but it does go in both directions and at all sites. One most be able to recognize when and when not which is mostly not possible coming completely unexpected. I do agree that SBR Poker has the most and it is not from bad calls but coming from the software.
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