Posters who will get laid New Years Eve

**BetweenHerCheeks** · 12-30-16, 10:51 AM

JJ gonna get ass pounded hard by some Nigerian Militia types

100% action for JJ

**Sam Odom** · 12-30-16, 10:52 AM

Cheeks , you ?

**rizespor** · 12-30-16, 11:00 AM

No

Gambling only

**Booya711** · 12-30-16, 11:05 AM

NYE is for rookies......

**Dirty Sanchez** · 12-30-16, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Sammy less 50/50

At your age you should just be thankful you're alive versus getting laid

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 12-30-16, 11:08 AM

98% chance I say something stupid and ruin my chances.

**Russian Rocket** · 12-30-16, 11:09 AM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Sammy less 50/50

Mrs. Sammy Odom 100%

**reigle9** · 12-30-16, 11:09 AM

Buddy's band is playing at a bar and he's a guitar god, so probably, if I'm not too lazy to go.

Guess it also depends on your definition of "laid". Whiskey dick bj is more like it.

**Sam Odom** · 12-30-16, 11:10 AM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

At your age you should just be thankful you're alive versus getting laid

why be 'alive' if cant get some every so often ?

**Fire in da hole** · 12-30-16, 11:11 AM

99%, that last one percent is a buffer just in case I get drunk, say something I shouldn't and piss the misses off. On second thought, better make that 50/50, I'm almost certain to open mouth insert foot on New Years.

**Sam Odom** · 12-30-16, 11:11 AM

BJ is close enough

**dbartinbwgc** · 12-30-16, 11:22 AM

100% or the wife sleeps outside

**jjgold** · 12-30-16, 11:40 AM

zero for me

**Sam Odom** · 12-30-16, 11:41 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

zero for me

hire someone

**jjgold** · 12-30-16, 12:53 PM

Pass

Too much 💰

**Fieldysnuts44** · 12-30-16, 04:00 PM

After drinks during the Buckeyes game,going to climb on top of my wife.

Fieldy

**badgerguy** · 12-30-16, 04:04 PM

In!

**Brutus84** · 12-30-16, 04:05 PM

I get a ton of pussy but probably none tomorrow. Football games and beers are more important. 364 other days to get laid

**jjgold** · 12-30-16, 04:09 PM

most gamblers do not get laid

we all know this

**BiTeMe UsAdOj** · 12-30-16, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Mrs. Sammy Odom 100%

lol... it's always the mailman.

**b1slickguy** · 12-31-16, 11:40 AM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Sammy less 50/50

Sammy, treat your lady to some fine dining.

**Sam Odom** · 12-31-16, 11:43 AM

Ronald may finally give up his cherry tonight

**PorkChop** · 12-31-16, 11:44 AM

Price of pu*sy goes up NYE, rather bet make money, lot of great games.

Overrated holiday

**vividjohn45** · 12-31-16, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

Cheeks , you ?

Sometimes cheeks takes his name to serious and he lets his own fantasies overflow targeting others. To that i would say 'to each his own. Cheeks'.

**vividjohn45** · 12-31-16, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

BJ is close enough

Yeah. Im thinking oral. I dont need a lil vividjohn45 come sept 2017.

**vividjohn45** · 12-31-16, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by PorkChop

Price of pu*sy goes up NYE, rather bet make money, lot of great games.

Overrated holiday

Not sportswise. Which makes the holiday.

**Goat Milk** · 12-31-16, 11:49 AM

Maybe you would if you stopped referring to yourself in 3rd person

**Cuse0323** · 12-31-16, 12:04 PM

About a 0.05% chance, like any other day.

**Sam Odom** · 12-31-16, 10:53 PM

signing off

Happy New Years

**Russian Rocket** · 12-31-16, 10:55 PM

Originally posted by Sam Odom

signing off

Happy New Years

Sammy we'll see you back in 2.5 minutes

Happy New Year pal!

**Dirty Sanchez** · 12-31-16, 10:59 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Sammy we'll see you back in 2.5 minutes

Happy New Year pal!

That gives him a minute and a half to cuddle

**Russian Rocket** · 12-31-16, 11:01 PM

Originally posted by Dirty Sanchez

That gives him a minute and a half to cuddle

...and about 45 seconds to wash off the holiday spank

**pilebuck13** · 12-31-16, 11:07 PM

If your married or with a steady girlfriend and you don't get laid when you want it your a sucker

**Dirty Sanchez** · 12-31-16, 11:10 PM

Originally posted by pilebuck13

If your married or with a steady girlfriend and you don't get laid when you want it your a sucker

Or you're married to a flight attendant and she's not home for the holidays so said guy has to go look in the neighbors window...hypothetically