1. 12-30-16 09:49 AM #1
    Sam Odom
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    Posters who will get laid New Years Eve

    Sammy less 50/50
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  2. 12-30-16 09:51 AM #2
    BetweenHerCheeks
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    JJ gonna get ass pounded hard by some Nigerian Militia types

    100% action for JJ
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  3. 12-30-16 09:52 AM #3
    Sam Odom
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    Cheeks , you ?
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  4. 12-30-16 10:00 AM #4
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    No

    Gambling only
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  5. 12-30-16 10:05 AM #5
    Booya711
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    NYE is for rookies......
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  6. 12-30-16 10:08 AM #6
    Dirty Sanchez
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Sammy less 50/50
    At your age you should just be thankful you're alive versus getting laid
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  7. 12-30-16 10:08 AM #7
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  8. 12-30-16 10:09 AM #8
    Russian Rocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Sammy less 50/50
    Mrs. Sammy Odom 100%
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  9. 12-30-16 10:09 AM #9
    reigle9
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    Buddy's band is playing at a bar and he's a guitar god, so probably, if I'm not too lazy to go.

    Guess it also depends on your definition of "laid". Whiskey dick bj is more like it.
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  10. 12-30-16 10:10 AM #10
    Sam Odom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post

    At your age you should just be thankful you're alive versus getting laid



    why be 'alive' if cant get some every so often ?
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  11. 12-30-16 10:11 AM #11
    Fire in da hole
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    99%, that last one percent is a buffer just in case I get drunk, say something I shouldn't and piss the misses off. On second thought, better make that 50/50, I'm almost certain to open mouth insert foot on New Years.
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  12. 12-30-16 10:11 AM #12
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    BJ is close enough
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  13. 12-30-16 10:22 AM #13
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    100% or the wife sleeps outside
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  14. 12-30-16 10:40 AM #14
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    zero for me
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  15. 12-30-16 10:41 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    zero for me

    hire someone
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  16. 12-30-16 11:53 AM #16
    jjgold
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    Pass

    Too much 💰
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  17. 12-30-16 03:00 PM #17
    Fieldysnuts44
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    After drinks during the Buckeyes game,going to climb on top of my wife.

    Fieldy
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  18. 12-30-16 03:04 PM #18
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    In!
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  19. 12-30-16 03:05 PM #19
    Brutus84
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    I get a ton of pussy but probably none tomorrow. Football games and beers are more important. 364 other days to get laid
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  20. 12-30-16 03:09 PM #20
    jjgold
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    most gamblers do not get laid

    we all know this
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  21. 12-30-16 03:14 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Mrs. Sammy Odom 100%
    lol... it's always the mailman.
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  22. 12-31-16 10:40 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Sammy less 50/50
    Sammy, treat your lady to some fine dining.

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  23. 12-31-16 10:43 AM #23
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    Ronald may finally give up his cherry tonight
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  24. 12-31-16 10:44 AM #24
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    Price of pu*sy goes up NYE, rather bet make money, lot of great games.

    Overrated holiday
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  25. 12-31-16 10:44 AM #25
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    Cheeks , you ?
    Sometimes cheeks takes his name to serious and he lets his own fantasies overflow targeting others. To that i would say 'to each his own. Cheeks'.
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  26. 12-31-16 10:46 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    BJ is close enough
    Yeah. Im thinking oral. I dont need a lil vividjohn45 come sept 2017.
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  27. 12-31-16 10:47 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by PorkChop View Post
    Price of pu*sy goes up NYE, rather bet make money, lot of great games.

    Overrated holiday
    Not sportswise. Which makes the holiday.
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  28. 12-31-16 10:49 AM #28
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    Maybe you would if you stopped referring to yourself in 3rd person
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  29. 12-31-16 11:04 AM #29
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    About a 0.05% chance, like any other day.

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  30. 12-31-16 09:53 PM #30
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    signing off

    Happy New Years
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  31. 12-31-16 09:55 PM #31
    Russian Rocket
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam Odom View Post
    signing off

    Happy New Years
    Sammy we'll see you back in 2.5 minutes

    Happy New Year pal!
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  32. 12-31-16 09:59 PM #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Russian Rocket View Post
    Sammy we'll see you back in 2.5 minutes

    Happy New Year pal!
    That gives him a minute and a half to cuddle
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  33. 12-31-16 10:01 PM #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Sanchez View Post
    That gives him a minute and a half to cuddle
    ...and about 45 seconds to wash off the holiday spank
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  34. 12-31-16 10:07 PM #34
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    If your married or with a steady girlfriend and you don't get laid when you want it your a sucker
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  35. 12-31-16 10:10 PM #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by pilebuck13 View Post
    If your married or with a steady girlfriend and you don't get laid when you want it your a sucker
    Or you're married to a flight attendant and she's not home for the holidays so said guy has to go look in the neighbors window...hypothetically
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