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    SBR Bash Golf: 1 Spot Open for Teeth of the Dog Course, Sat Feb 4

    If you want to hit the links with SBR John and company in a top 50 world golf course at Teeth of the Dog in Punta Cana, there is one spot open in a foursome.

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    Saturday February 4 at 12:09PM
    Green fees: $400 (note: Must bring own clubs or pay rental fee ranging from $60-$240)

    Transportation from the Hard Rock to the course will leave approximately 10AM.

    If you're interested, send me a PM.


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    $400?

    pass

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    PGA Member Price?

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    $400??

    Pass

    I would not play any course for more than $20

    Rather use it to gamble

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    Played it last trip. Top 50 golf course in the world. I want to say ocean views on 11 holes. Price has gone up drastically from 2 years ago but still worth every penny. Big O shoot me a text.

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    $400 for a round of golf, give me a fukin break, you can play pebble for half that

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    Is this different to the course at the resort?

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    $400 for a round of golf, give me a fukin break, you can play pebble for half that


    Pebble 575 for public play......a bit cheaper if you're staying on site

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    Quote Originally Posted by Optional View Post
    Is this different to the course at the resort?
    Opti played the hard rock course and quite honestly if you're any kind of golfer you'll be disappointed. I think there is a man made lake on 1 of the holes....rest of course very flat and wide open.....I do recall they ran out of carts when we played there....was a big convention at the resort and their group was playing. Had to wait 45 minutes after tee time to play waiting for carts to return

    If you don't want to pay 400 for a round and cant get a business discount, Punta Espada is a great course ($175-$200 a round) and Iberostate Bavaro Golf Course are both pretty nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    $400??

    Pass

    I would not play any course for more than $20

    Rather use it to gamble
    Augusta National would be worth 400.

    I played Valhalla with a friend whose father is a member, it was free for me and wouldn't drop 400 to play it.

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    For $400 if better come with blowjobs on the 9th and 18th holes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    For $400 if better come with blowjobs on the 9th and 18th holes.
    Would take me at least 9 holes to get it up again. Good spacing
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    For $400 if better come with blowjobs on the 9th and 18th holes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post


    Pebble 575 for public play......a bit cheaper if you're staying on site
    I can get on pebble for $125, that's the perks of working for the golf industry

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    For $400 if better come with blowjobs on the 9th and 18th holes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    $400??

    Pass

    I would not play any course for more than $20

    Rather use it to gamble

    i agree....golf overrated....I've played some very nice courses in my day....probably played over a 1000 rounds of golf....I love it...but some of these green fees are getting out of hand....plus the marshals with hard dicks running around acting like hitler.....I've been in more trouble at golf courses for 2 things...they don't like you bringing your own beer...and they really don't like you taking your shirt off

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    I can get on pebble for $125, that's the perks of working for the golf industry
    what you do industry wise?

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    what you do industry wise?
    Blowjobs at the 9th and 18th holes probably.
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    oh oh, can I get in on this dick measuring golf contest

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post
    what you do industry wise?
    Nothing spectacular, I have spent most of my life working at golf courses. I was GM of my home club but then moved to the mountains and work at a club in the valley now. If I want to play anywhere I just call to whatever course I am playing and talk to the head professional, usually get comped. It doesn't apply to everywhere but many southern teaching pros come up to work at private clubs here in Montana during summer months so getting to know and play with these people pays off later when traveling

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    Quote Originally Posted by USCPHILLYGUY View Post

    Opti played the hard rock course and quite honestly if you're any kind of golfer you'll be disappointed. I think there is a man made lake on 1 of the holes....rest of course very flat and wide open.....I do recall they ran out of carts when we played there....was a big convention at the resort and their group was playing. Had to wait 45 minutes after tee time to play waiting for carts to return

    If you don't want to pay 400 for a round and cant get a business discount, Punta Espada is a great course ($175-$200 a round) and Iberostate Bavaro Golf Course are both pretty nice
    I'm just a hacker but like it with friends. Will probably just try to talk a few people into a round at the resort even if it isn't a great course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by downsouth View Post
    Would take me at least 9 holes to get it up again. Good spacing

    6 beers and a Viagra at the turn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Blowjobs at the 9th and 18th holes probably.

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    $400 a bargain to get to play in my & SBR John's foursome. Now obviously you won't get to ride in our cart, but we will agree to speak to you at the turn.
    Also includes one group pic and one selfie.

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    Love golf! Love $400 more

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    Quote Originally Posted by funnyb25 View Post
    Love golf! Love $400 more
    Golf is a grand game. You can learn more about a person in 18 hole then you can anywhere else

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Golf is a grand game. You can learn more about a person in 18 hole then you can anywhere else
    I played golf twice. First time I was doing great until the windmill hole. Second time i shot a 63....













    on 9 holes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Booya711 View Post
    I played golf twice. First time I was doing great until the windmill hole. Second time i shot a 63....













    on 9 holes.
    fukin wildmill gets me everytime

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    Quote Originally Posted by unde0087 View Post
    Golf is a grand game. You can learn more about a person in 18 hole then you can anywhere else
    for $400 you can learn they are a goddamn sucker

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    I played a few times when I was younger

    As soon as I hate ball in the fukkin trees I would walk off course and go to the track and most of the time under 3 holes

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    jj you cant even find the fukkin balls on your body, ofcourse you cant find golf balls on a course u fukkin hamburger

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    Quote Originally Posted by RudyRuetigger View Post
    jj you cant even find the fukkin balls on your body, ofcourse you cant find golf balls on a course u fukkin hamburger
    you know good point

    My balls are like marbles only because of rooster size

    I never new big balls, big rooster

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    SBR John is alive?


    you guys pulling some weekend at Bernie's shit here?

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