Cut the fuk out of my hand

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 11-05-14, 01:50 AM

too fukn drunk and lazy to go get stitches. fack.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 11-05-14, 01:52 AM

damnt Mo , you will survive but this hurts your approval rating tremendously

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 11-05-14, 01:54 AM

Fidel,

I care much more about approval rating than survival.

What is recommended course of action with this in mind???

Amputate?

**ParlayininHTown** · 11-05-14, 01:59 AM

Mo, if the cut isn't too deep, apply pressure to the area until the bleeding stops, wash up and patch it up.

Mo, if you can feel and move your fingers and hand, you're probably fine.

Four bowls of Lambs Bread and two bowls of Tiger's Blood OG before bed. OK?

Mo, don't be afraid to seek help from a trustworthy neighbor or medical professional should the situation deteriorate.

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 11-05-14, 02:01 AM

of course you have to amputate it

dude , your hand is obviously showing severe weakness with the cut and then prolonged bleeding
Mo knows no frailties
Im not a doctor, but if you leave that hand on that weakness might spread through your body.

**Russian Rocket** · 11-05-14, 02:02 AM

Mo fill up a bathtub with warm water then go and fully submerge your body in there
Let us know tomorrow if it helped

**Salmon Steak** · 11-05-14, 02:05 AM

You might want to go to the hospital. Make sure someone sober drives you.

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 11-05-14, 02:12 AM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

Mo, if the cut isn't too deep, apply pressure to the area until the bleeding stops, wash up and patch it up.

Mo, if you can feel and move your fingers and hand, you're probably fine.

Four bowls of Lambs Bread and two bowls of Tiger's Blood OG before bed. OK?

Mo, don't be afraid to seek help from a trustworthy neighbor or medical professional should the situation deteriorate.

Parlayin, cut is not really that bad. Just wont stop bleeding. Need it to stop before I move onto steps 2 and 3.

Parlayin, I only have Tiger blood. but I will smoke 6.

Parlayin, my closest neighbours in this building are a young Mexican family, a strange british man and his transvestite lover and some guy who is always screaming at someone or something. I am not sure. No medical professional though.

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

of course you have to amputate it

dude , your hand is obviously showing severe weakness with the cut and then prolonged bleeding
Mo knows no frailties
Im not a doctor, but if you leave that hand on that weakness might spread through your body.

Fidel, it is already spreading to my lungs and eyebrows. Do they need to be amputated as well?

Or is it like where when you kill the head vampire all the other vampires go back go normal?

Either way i am chopping this fukker off...

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Mo fill up a bathtub with warm water then go and fully submerge your body in there
Let us know tomorrow if it helped

Rocky,

who do you think I am? I am already fully submerged posting from my Waterproof samsung S5...

I will spend the night here and see if that solves my problems.

**Russian Rocket** · 11-05-14, 02:12 AM

Originally posted by ParlayininHTown

Mo, if the cut isn't too deep, apply pressure to the area until the bleeding stops, wash up and patch it up.

Mo, if you can feel and move your fingers and hand, you're probably fine.

Four bowls of Lambs Bread and two bowls of Tiger's Blood OG before bed. OK?

Mo, don't be afraid to seek help from a trustworthy neighbor or medical professional should the situation deteriorate.

Parlayer don't be just standing there looking through the window with that dumb face of yours

Go help the guy!

**Fidel_CashFlow** · 11-05-14, 02:13 AM

solid fukkin thread

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 11-05-14, 02:39 AM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

solid fukkin thread

We all have to make sacrifices for the good of the joke sometimes...

**jjgold** · 11-05-14, 08:32 AM

Mo hang in there

Let me tell you something young lad....gambling and women will kill you sooner than later

Best of luck

**kidcudi92** · 11-05-14, 08:40 AM

Originally posted by jjgold

Mo hang in there

Let me tell you something young lad....gambling and women will kill you sooner than later

Best of luck

**Russian Rocket** · 11-05-14, 08:46 AM

Mo is gonna wake today...hangover..all bloody as fukk...what a fukking mess

Mo get your act straight pal

**Smoke** · 11-05-14, 08:46 AM

Better you end it now than later

**manny24** · 11-05-14, 08:50 AM

reverse grip for a couple days Mo

**I/O** · 11-05-14, 10:15 AM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

has not stopped bleeding since start of 4th in Lakers-Suns...

ebola

**Booya711** · 11-05-14, 10:30 AM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Mo is gonna wake today...hangover..all bloody as fukk...what a fukking mess

Mo get your act straight pal

**artyfudgepacker** · 11-05-14, 10:36 AM

duck tape that shit homboy !!!!!!!!! it works for me !!!!!!!!!

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 11-05-14, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by Russian Rocket

Mo is gonna wake today...hangover..all bloody as fukk...what a fukking mess

Mo get your act straight pal

You are seeing into my life rocky. This is a new low for me. Waking up hungover covered in MY OWN blood.

Need to turn things around.

I am almost glad i cut my hand as this threads responses have been worth it.

**Russian Rocket** · 11-05-14, 12:30 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

You are seeing into my life rocky. This is a new low for me. Waking up hungover covered in MY OWN blood.

Need to turn things around.

I am almost glad i cut my hand as this threads responses have been worth it.

Mo best of luck with the rest of your life pal

**Big Bear** · 11-05-14, 10:08 PM

dont try to be a hero seek medical help.

**gauchojake** · 11-05-14, 11:26 PM

Super glue. I keep that shit everywhere just in case.

**texhooper** · 11-05-14, 11:32 PM

did you at least get the bleeding to stop?

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 11-06-14, 10:58 AM

Originally posted by texhooper

did you at least get the bleeding to stop?

Not quite yet. Soon though.

**I/O** · 11-06-14, 01:15 PM

**texhooper** · 11-06-14, 03:54 PM

Originally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn

Not quite yet. Soon though.

Alright, let us know in a week

**zizoudane10** · 11-24-14, 03:43 PM

Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

of course you have to amputate it

dude , your hand is obviously showing severe weakness with the cut and then prolonged bleeding
Mo knows no frailties
Im not a doctor, but if you leave that hand on that weakness might spread through your body.

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 03-12-16, 12:33 AM

Bleeding finally stopped.

Fuk I was a mess back then.

Slightly less of a mess now.

SLIGHTLY being the operative word.

**gauchojake** · 03-12-16, 12:34 AM

As usual I gave the best advice

**DiggityDaggityDo** · 03-12-16, 12:36 AM

Originally posted by gauchojake

As usual I gave the best advice

Applying ice to pussy doesn't work here?

**The Kraken** · 03-12-16, 12:37 AM

Originally posted by gauchojake

As usual I gave the best advice

At least Mo had an actual injury

Fukking Capy falls, scrapes his paws and is wanting to call a CODE BLUE

Glad you lived Mo

**MoMoneyMoVaughn** · 03-12-16, 12:38 AM

Originally posted by The Kraken

At least Mo had an actual injury

Fukking Capy falls, scrapes his paws and is wanting to call a CODE BLUE

Glad you lived Mo

Thanks, Krak.

I am also glad I lived.

Is code blue a real thing? They always say it in the movies.

**The Kraken** · 03-12-16, 12:41 AM

Yes, we have one going on currently in Capy's thread

You should pop in and see me and Gaucho run the code

Capy fell, hurt his hands and has now OD'd on advil

He's hanging on by a thread right now Mo