Absolute Cannot Lose Wager or My Name is Petey Shitstraw

[Petey Wheatstraw]

1) Lay $1708. on the Denver Broncos -427 Money Line to Win $400.

2) Lay $381. on the Baltimore Ravens +10 1/2 @ -127 ATS to Win $300.

If this wager loses I will kiss your ass in Macy's window on Thanksgiving Day.

Nice career Mr. Lewis. Ref: 5 Dimes

[daimoshokage]

[The Giant]

If Denver wins by 11+, you win $19.

If Baltimore wins outright, you lose $1,408.

Assuming the game doesn't land in the middle, you're risking $1,408 in hopes of winning $19. That's insane.

If you do hit this 10-point middle, you're only going to win $700.

This isn't good, Petey. Please reevaluate.

[Easy-Rider 66]

Would much prefer to take Balt +10.5 and hope for the best. If Balt wins it would be a bad beat to lose $1400. GL.

[Intwoition]

This sounds like a terrible bet. I see Denver winning by 2 touchdowns, so you will probably make your $19, but doesn't seem worth it.

[TheCentaur]

1) Lay $1708. on the Denver Broncos -427 Money Line to Win $400.

2) Lay $381. on the Baltimore Ravens +10 1/2 @ -127 ATS to Win $300.

If this wager loses I will kiss your ass in Macy's window on Thanksgiving Day.

Nice career Mr. Lewis. Ref: 5 Dimes

Fledling bet for sure.

Petey Whetsprawl here's a much better bet:

Place 100 on the craps pass line, and simultaneously 100 on the don't pass line. Put 4 on boxcars every roll until there is a point established. Once there is a point, take down your don't pass bet (they let you do this, I know it's crazy) and wait for a few points to hit. $$$$

[SamDiamond]

As Giant pointed out, this isn't smart.

1700 to win 19?

You're better off taking a side (i.e Baltimore +10.5), and risking 660 of your bankroll. That is a much smarter play.

What's the point of the Denver ML bet, if you laying nearly all of the profit gained back on Baltimore ATS?

Is the 19 blanket that important to you?

[patman66]

Bet not worth it...

Cant trust Ravens,really believe emotionally shot there load last week...be careful

[thetrinity]

you could be petey shitstraw just for making this bet

[Big Bear]

ballsy play and funny thread title

good luck wheatstraw

[ttrace35]

Unrealz

[Serbone]

1) Lay $1708. on the Denver Broncos -427 Money Line to Win $400.

2) Lay $381. on the Baltimore Ravens +10 1/2 @ -127 ATS to Win $300.

If this wager loses I will kiss your ass in Macy's window on Thanksgiving Day.



Nice career Mr. Lewis. Ref: 5 Dimes

Nice career?
Lewis is a criminal-disgrace-thug who copped a plea, finessed / ratted out his his buddies, got out of his involvement in a brutal murder.

[ElCapitan]

I don't think you are all thinking big enough. This is what I'm doing.

1) Lay $170,800. on the Denver Broncos -427 Money Line to Win $40,000.

2) Lay $38,100. on the Baltimore Ravens +10 1/2 @ -127 ATS to Win $30,000.

Then when all is said and done I'll likely have either $70,000 or $1900 burning a hole in my pocket.

[TheMoneyShot]

If Denver wins by 11+, you win $19.

If Baltimore wins outright, you lose $1,408.

Assuming the game doesn't land in the middle, you're risking $1,408 in hopes of winning $19. That's insane.

If you do hit this 10-point middle, you're only going to win $700.

This isn't good, Petey. Please reevaluate.

Remember what Landers said "It ain't juice unless you lose."

[Petey Wheatstraw]

If Denver wins by 11+, you win $19.

If Baltimore wins outright, you lose $1,408.

Assuming the game doesn't land in the middle, you're risking $1,408 in hopes of winning $19. That's insane.



If you do hit this 10-point middle, you're only going to win $700.

This isn't good, Petey. Please reevaluate.

Dr. Phil,

The wager is a WINNING one. No reevaluation needed. And everything else is a, well, you know, a LOSER.

Please follow up with a reply at 8:00 est Saturday 1/12/13. Thank you for your input sir.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Fledling bet for sure.

Petey Whetsprawl here's a much better bet:

Place 100 on the craps pass line, and simultaneously 100 on the don't pass line. Put 4 on boxcars every roll until there is a point established. Once there is a point, take down your don't pass bet (they let you do this, I know it's crazy) and wait for a few points to hit. $$$$

Thanks for nuttin Fledgling.

Please reply on 1/12/13 at 8:00 est. Now go roll your bones and take a gambling chance.

I invest. Different from gambling.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

you could be petey shitstraw just for making this bet

Reply on 1/12/13 at 8:00 est.

Then you can go suck shit from a straw.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

I don't think you are all thinking big enough. This is what I'm doing.

1) Lay $170,800. on the Denver Broncos -427 Money Line to Win $40,000.

2) Lay $38,100. on the Baltimore Ravens +10 1/2 @ -127 ATS to Win $30,000.

Then when all is said and done I'll likely have either $70,000 or $1900 burning a hole in my pocket.

I actually like your way of thinking. Except, don't worry, there will not be a hole burnt in your pocket.

Wheatstraw

[SamDiamond]

I have a question, what are you going to spend your 19 dollar profit on?

Have your eye on one sneaker from Wal-Mart?

[WvGambler]

If Denver wins by 11+, you win $19.

If Baltimore wins outright, you lose $1,408.

Assuming the game doesn't land in the middle, you're risking $1,408 in hopes of winning $19. That's insane.

If you do hit this 10-point middle, you're only going to win $700.

This isn't good, Petey. Please reevaluate.

Good advice, that probably shouldnt have needed pointed out to you.

[rUnVnME2]

I don't think you are all thinking big enough. This is what I'm doing.

1) Lay $170,800. on the Denver Broncos -427 Money Line to Win $40,000.

2) Lay $38,100. on the Baltimore Ravens +10 1/2 @ -127 ATS to Win $30,000.

Then when all is said and done I'll likely have either $70,000 or $1900 burning a hole in my pocket.

Ill just stick with the 1) Lay $170,800. on the Denver Broncos -427 Money Line to Win $40,000.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

I have a question, what are you going to spend your 19 dollar profit on?

Have your eye on one sneaker from Wal-Mart?

No, I'm gonna get quarters with it and go down to the local fillling station and buy me 25 of dem dere giant balloons @ 75 cents a turn in the stinky restroom.

I'll still have a quarter left to buy a cube of Bazooka bubble gum to chew while I get all dem good 25 FUX outta dem.

Great Investment!

Agreed??

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Ill just stick with the 1) Lay $170,800. on the Denver Broncos -427 Money Line to Win $40,000.

I'm Luving It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dabeergod]

Might as well lay it all on this 3 team teaser if you are taking that route.

Baltimore +15.5
Denver -2.5
Total O39

[tto827]

Might as well lay it all on this 3 team teaser if you are taking that route.

Baltimore +15.5
Denver -2.5
Total O39

That looks really good, probably will play it. A 28-10 final scares me a bit though, but thats pretty much the only final score I envision in which this doesn't hit, unless Baltimore somehow wins it of course.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Might as well lay it all on this 3 team teaser if you are taking that route.

Baltimore +15.5
Denver -2.5
Total O39

Gambling, Not Investment.

[GamblerSpirit]

Dumbfuck laying 1700 to profit 19 ... the spread is a loser

[5mike5]

only at SBR

[Petey Wheatstraw]

QUOTE=GamblerSpirit;17452718]Dumbfuck laying 1700 to profit 19 ... the spread is a loser[/QUOTE]

Is that the result,

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Films at 11:00, Actually 8:00 est

1/12/13

[brumbies]

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Yo brumbies,

Put up your video on 1/12/13 at 8:00 pm eastern standard time.

Daught doah.

[EmpireMaker]

Mr Shitstraw, this is a horrible betting strategy sir.

[Petey Wheatstraw]

Mr Shitstraw, this is a horrible betting strategy sir.

Do you get my name write bub?

Reply on 1/12/13 at 8:00 eastern standard time. Thank you for your verbage.

[coitus_maximus]

Better hope the Ravens lose... and Denver doesn't blow them out. What a moronic wager. You probably would of done better using a 6pt tzr on the SAME game taking both sides