Nice finds just now at my dumpster......

[sickler]

The hobby has become big time.

[The General]

From what I see of the guys I know who junk for a living and/or on the side it is relatively hard work, too. Lots of tearing down appliances for the meaty valuable stuff inside, separating items, stripping wire, etc...for maximum profit.

[Fishhead]

From what I see of the guys I know who junk for a living and/or on the side it is relatively hard work, too. Lots of tearing down appliances for the meaty valuable stuff inside, separating items, stripping wire, etc...for maximum profit.

I'm smalltime sir.

[sickler]

Fishhead perfecting his form:

[Fishhead]

A ten-speed bike
A very nice coffee table
A nice lounge chair
A nice cast iron fruit basket

Threw it all in the back of my truck and will be delivering the goods to the local auction house in a couple hours.

Here is my prediction on what items will sell for..........

BIKE--$35
COFFEE TABLE---$35
CHAIR---$30
CAST IRON BASKET---$30

TOTAL......$130.............minus 20% commission

PROJECTED NET PROFIT-----$104

Easy money!!!

UPDATE ON WHAT THE ITEMS ACTUALLY SOLD IN THE AUCTION FOR............





BIKE--$50
COFFEE TABLE---$30
CHAIR---$30
CAST IRON BASKET---$25

TOTAL......$135.............minus 20% commission

NET PROFIT-----$108

[wtf]

did you include the expenditure for the tetanus shot required after that raccoon bit you?

[Fishhead]

did you include the expenditure for the tetanus shot required after that raccoon bit you?

The COONS are not a problem during the daylight hours.

[sickler]

The COONS are not a problem during the daylight hours.

They certainly can be if they have rabies.

[GELATINOUS CUBE]

Ijustwant2bpaid. Stand by the border into Mexico with your grandma's shit and a piece of paper that says $5. It will fly!!!

[yisman]

http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-talk/139216-morrison-betting-system-mlb-p114.html#post2135315

[sickler]

[InThisMoment]

Hilarious thread. At least I can make a mental checklist of who is serious and who is completely full of shit with these.

Score one for the latter in the Wal-Mart Hawaiian shirt.

[manny24]

Having grown up on a corn farm, trust me, coons are scary!!!

Especially the corn-fed variety that weigh a ton.

still eating your corn-on-the-cob the long way?

[Fishhead]

still eating your corn-on-the-cob the long way?

Is there any other way?............

Iowa produces outstanding watermelon also, some of the very best in the world.

As a farm manager, I'm also employing the production of a soybean plant that will be producing a transfat free oil .........will begin this next growing season.

CROP UPDATE---This is going to be one of our better corn harvests in recent years..............

[tacomax]

[sickler]

[reno cool]

I wanna know which one of those two is the head dumpster diver. Fishead or billsfan?

[sickler]

I wanna know which one of those two is the head dumpster diver. Fishead or billsfan?

Fishhead was the trailblazer before it was known as dumpster diving.

[Fishhead]

When I moved and rented my home back in February the garbage truck came to pick up many bags of Stuff I had thrown away and they went threw them to see what they could sell at their flea markets. I went out to ask why they were going thru my stuff I wanted disposed of. At the time, I was unaware that once I put my trash out in the alley it became public property. I assumed it would be taken to the dump and buried, but the trash guys had first dibs on anything I tossed out.

Major benefit of being a garbage man.......that and exercise.

[sickler]

Good say.

[Extra Innings]

Nice

[OmgUrMom]

epic thread

[betplom]

When I moved and rented my home back in February the garbage truck came to pick up many bags of Stuff I had thrown away and they went threw them to see what they could sell at their flea markets. I went out to ask why they were going thru my stuff I wanted disposed of. At the time, I was unaware that once I put my trash out in the alley it became public property. I assumed it would be taken to the dump and buried, but the trash guys had first dibs on anything I tossed out.

The law here in Toronto is different, once the garbage is left for disposal it becomes property of the city not public property, theoretically its theft if you go taking items from the trash.

[pavyracer]

I put a non-working CD player in my recycle bin last week at 11 pm and when I woke up it was gone before the trash guys came to pick up the trash. I didn't report it as a theft even though the bin was on my property.

[bobbyfk]

nice job FH

[BatemanPatrickl]

Nothing easy about jumping into a dumpster and digging through trash.

[sickler]

[brxbmbers42]

A ten-speed bike
A very nice coffee table
A nice lounge chair
A nice cast iron fruit basket

Threw it all in the back of my truck and will be delivering the goods to the local auction house in a couple hours.

Here is my prediction on what items will sell for..........

BIKE--$35
COFFEE TABLE---$35
CHAIR---$30
CAST IRON BASKET---$30

TOTAL......$130.............minus 20% commission

PROJECTED NET PROFIT-----$104

Easy money!!!

[kmarinouofm]

OMG...........when I dump my trash this is a big concern!!!!

I'm always scared to death opening the door to the bin.

I NEVER TAKE ANYTHING OUT OF A DUMPSTER, ONLY THINGS LAYING BESIDE IT.

i lost it when i saw this..

[kmarinouofm]

So you pick the food from the dumpster and donate it to the homeless. Saving them a trip to the dumpster I see.

pavy!!!

This is porn to Fishhead:

Pavy and Taco have gotten me to laugh out loud more then anyone on this forum..

i hope to meet both of these guys one day ..

FH sends that raccoon to case the best dumpsters, and the raccoon sms' back to him the location

its a science you know

you ridding shotgun?

HORRIBLE line!

Give me the COON to win $5,000.

I see this line going nowhere but up and up...........possibly to -1000 come back +850 by weeks end.

Fishhead is already matching offers on this at Matchbook guys..

Having grown up on a corn farm, trust me, coons are scary!!!

Especially the corn-fed variety that weigh a ton.

This racist should be fukkin' banned.

[THE PROFIT]

I have been dumpster diving for years. I go to the dump to recycle my cans & always bring back $20 worth of shit that I fix for another $20 & sell for $200.

I just bought a go cart off a kid that didnt run for $30, he just wanted some quick cash to buy some dope. I fixed it & sold it for $150. Bought 2 tillers for $70, spent $30 on them, and sold them for $300.

I took some brake rotors to get them turned last month at my local mechanics & he had an echo weedeater laying in the yard. He said it wouldnt run & was pissing him off, he went & bought a brand new one. He said I could have the fukin thing & was just cussing it.

I took the carb off, took it apart & cleaned it, put a $4 primer bulb on it, put the right fuel mixture in it, adjusted the carb. It runs like a fukin new one, never had a weedeater start & run that good ever. Sold it for $50

[sickler]

Funny thread, worth a bump

[princecharles]

I FOUND An in flatable blow up doll!

[blackbart]

great time to join the masses dumpster diving for fun and profit

[cant call it]

dumpster diving is the best, I found a very nice humidor and 4 nice kitchen chairs a few weeks ago outside a dumpster near house. I live in auburn, so all these spoiled kids with mom and dad paying for everything will just set anything out, and I am reaping all the benefits.