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    MoMo please, the man is on a diet. He clearly wishes not to be fed. Besides that, $37 hamburgers don't jive with his sensibilities. He has self-esteem issues, and can only stomach food that mimics the slop he gets served in the loony bin cafeteria... like the canned turkey and giblets, with the occasional unprocessed bone material, heated in a microwave to just above room temperature.

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    Stay off of my thread you fukking clown piece of shit troll.


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    Eddy would only like to help.

    You are painting a picture of depression, anger and lassitude.

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    I was only wondering what the Play of the Day might be... I'm at the edge of my seat.

    You really know how to use tension to keep your audience spellbound. You are a true talent indeed.

    Hats off, old friend.

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    Eddy, would you pay $37 for a hamburger?

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    Sure, I reckon that has to be a damn good burger for any establishment to have the audacity to charge someone $37 for it... either that, or I'm a sucker. At any rate, I'll try anything once. But I would buy one for myself and get another to go, for my dear friend, GMTM. I would stop by the funny farm on my way home and drop it off for him, along with a care package. One should always think of those less fortunate.

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    They are going to rip the burger apart to make sure you are not smuggling hacksaw blades and chisels that he may use to make a shawkshank redemption style escape.

    After the New York escape, no piece of ground meat, cooked or frozen, will get into secure locations without some form of molestation.

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    I think they would make a rare exception for GMTM, as he has no visitors to see him. It's heartbreaking, really. The staff would be so enthused to find someone on the outside world that gives a damn... they would welcome me and my care package.

    Besides that, GMTM hasn't displayed any sort of ability for advanced tool use that intelligent mammals often do. Instruments of escape would only serve as a detriment to his own well being. He was once rushed to the emergency room with a sharpened Lincoln Log lodged in his right ear.

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    Maybe the lincoln log incident was a cry for help.

    GMTM, we are here to help. We are here to listen.

    give me your hand, boy.


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    Just give him your hand, GMTM. Don't resist.

    You need to feel the warm touch of another living soul that's not clad in a white lab coat.

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    Shut up you complete and utter idiot


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    You need to start showing me some respect, or I may just stop posting basketball plays in here. You're always asking for thoughts/opinions on the National Basketball Association, and I'm always kind enough to lend some of mine. I don't do that for just anyone. I'm a highly regarded tout and people often pay top dollar for my advice. You have been the beneficiary of my wisdom, free of charge. That is something you should be thankful for. This red-ass routine of yours is growing old. I am willing to offer my forgiveness in exchange for your promise to change your surly ways.

    If you are humble enough to admit all wrongdoings, and confess to all your sins, and tell the board how bad a boy you've been, I will continue posting winning plays in here so you can continue cashing friendly wagers with your bedfellows at the institution.

    I accept your apology in advance, old friend.
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    Show you some respect asshole? Stay the hell off of my thread you piece of shit.


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    I will never apologize to your lying fukking retarded psycho bitch sorry ass!

    You need to apologize to me and everyone on sbr you piece of shit.

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    Apology accepted, old friend.

    Now what I would add to the apology, if I were you, is an explanation detailing the exact reasons why you have chosen to issue a public apology... things like lying about picks, and the number you got. Or lying about the record. Or refusing to post juice for the alternate line. Or the name calling. Or the racism. Or the Nazi sympathizing. Or the obscene language. Or the penchant for going way off topic and never coming back. Or the spamming. Etc.

    There are so many reasons for you to apologize to me, old friend. And I look forward to hearing each and every one those apologies from you. You can take your time because I know you have long list to get to, but just know that I'm here for you, and I have a lot of forgiveness in my heart.

    Let the healing begin, old friend.

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    Shut up with the old friend lying ass shit.

    y a w n you are a fukking retard and boring.

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    Do I have permission to hug you?

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    What part of stay off my thread don't you understand you complete and stupid fukking dumb shit understand?

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    Shut up with your retarded comments queer boy.

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    We will see if goon boy has finally read and understood.

    We all know he is so fukking slow to comprehend anthing!

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    Look, if you're gonna be nasty to me... maybe you don't deserve my company.

    I have been very patient with you, waiting for the throes of mental illness to subside, but I can't wait forever.

    If you continue to verbally abuse and harass me, maybe I just won't post here anymore. That is something I have to seriously consider, as much as it pains me to do so. I simply can't continually subject myself to the disrespectful and downright inhumane treatment I have received at your hands. You think about that for a moment. You think about what I just said.

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    You are one stupid asshole dumb mother pyschotic bitch fukker aren't you?

    Stay off of my threads asshole!

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    It took weeks but hopefully this dumb ass mother fukker finally learned how to read.

    What a dumb ass fukker he really is!

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    Yeah, he's a real piece of work. Let's hope he finally got the message!

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    What part of stay off my threads don't you understand you fukking pathetic clown psycho bitch troll.

    Leave me the hell alone you fukking psycho bitch piece of shit.

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    You are the fukking psycho piece of shit bitch!

    Get a life you fukking retard loser!

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    Alright, I'm on it. Thanks for the advice, old friend.

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    wha a stupid psycho bitch fukking troll.... this clown doesn't understand stay off of my theads

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    Yes.

    Me understand.

    Me understand much things.

    Me just want to thank you for so many advice.

    Me likey.

    Be well, old friend.

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    Stay the hell off of my threads you dumb retard fukking clown troll!

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    Simmer down.

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    Shut the fukk up you psycho bitch retard and stay off of my thread you prison bitch!


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    remember when plays used to be posted here? me either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinchegringo View Post
    remember when plays used to be posted here? me either.
    I used to be doing great until this fukking troll came along.

    So yes I do please tell SBR to keep this troll off of my threads.

    He is a fukking little punk pyscho bitch who never started his own thread in here and constantly writes psychotic crapola like he is someone's prison bitch.

    BTW I cannot wait to see how the San Antonio Spurs do next season with their new acquisition. It cracks me up that Mark Cuban of the Mavericks couldn't land the guy he wanted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pinchegringo View Post
    remember when plays used to be posted here? me either.
    Yeah, I miss those golden days of infinite fade opportunities. It was like the heavens would open up and rain down money.

    Unfortunately, the OP went off the rails on a crazy train at some point. Let's just hope that he finds the right combination of therapy and meds that leads him back to the path of sanity. I wish him well in his recovery.

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