Backyard MMA Thread

**Vaughany** · 08-07-12, 12:16 PM

Which one has the bigger hog tho? Lets keep this cerebral please

**Vaughany** · 08-07-12, 12:20 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Since we will probably be seeing most of these guys in the UFC after a couple more fights I thought we could get some cerebral discussion going on up and coming martial artists who hone their craft on a garbage bag in the backyard.

In this one a fat kid fights and even fatter kid.

Woooahh dude, guy in Tapout shorts looks legit. Wonder if he could cut weight and make the HW division?

Also, was the ref a down syndrome?

**Vaughany** · 08-07-12, 12:22 PM

hahahaha They actually have a website and a make out like it's a promotion - "XFactor MMA" and WGFC Heavyweight Belt! This shiiit is amazing! http://xfactormma.co.nr/

**DirtyX** · 08-07-12, 12:30 PM

HAAAAAAAA.........

Where is that Adam B. kid at? This guys must be part of his crew.

**DeFactoCrippler** · 08-07-12, 12:31 PM

This one is actually pretty good

**NunyaBidness** · 08-07-12, 12:37 PM

Pistachio Stimpleton may be the greatest name ever.

Why he chose 'the master of disaster" over "the nut" eludes me.

**Vaughany** · 08-07-12, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

Pistachio Stimpleton may be the greatest name ever.

Why he chose 'the master of disaster" over "the nut" eludes me.

haha yeah I lol'ed when I saw tht. When you have parents that name you "Pistachio" it kind of makes sense why this dude is fighting in the backyard with a load of fellow inbreds

**DeFactoCrippler** · 08-07-12, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

haha yeah I lol'ed when I saw tht. When you have parents that name you "Pistachio" it kind of makes sense why this dude is fighting in the backyard with a load of fellow inbreds

Dude I think those names are all made up

Mike Hawksworth

**NunyaBidness** · 08-07-12, 12:59 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Dude I think those names are all made up

Mike Hawksworth

Next you're going to say Chandler Blades isn't real.

**Vaughany** · 08-07-12, 01:04 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

This one is actually pretty good

"Top of the food chain transition in to the triangle"!!! Dude makes J-Lau's look mediocre.

I love how non-charismatic the ref is and how he just has his hands in his pockets like "**** it"!

**DeFactoCrippler** · 08-07-12, 01:05 PM

Originally posted by NunyaBidness

Next you're going to say Chandler Blades isn't real.

Lol I have no idea who Chander Blades is, or this Ross Gellar poster

**AdamB** · 08-07-12, 01:05 PM

My favourite part is the highly qualified 14 year old autistic kid that was 'refereeing' - blew my mind when I saw he was in the other fight too.

**DeFactoCrippler** · 08-07-12, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by AdamB

My favourite part is the highly qualified 14 year old autistic kid that was 'refereeing' - blew my mind when I saw he was in the other fight too.

Dude wtf happened to your thread, you think you can take these kids?

I dunno man I saw your pics and the fat kid from the first video would starch your whole crew

**Vaughany** · 08-07-12, 01:32 PM

hahaha

**AdamB** · 08-07-12, 01:47 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Dude wtf happened to your thread, you think you can take these kids?

I dunno man I saw your pics and the fat kid from the first video would starch your whole crew

Not my thread mate, but I would like to see those two elite MMA stables compete against one another.

**Rubber Guard** · 08-07-12, 01:51 PM

The kid with the great build must be a judoka

**PunisherIND** · 08-07-12, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Which one has the bigger hog tho? Lets keep this cerebral please

lol

**DeFactoCrippler** · 08-07-12, 02:13 PM

Fat kid from the first video is beasting on the whole scene. Heavy legs kicks, guy was just holding on for dear life in the mount. Definitely the top prospect coming out of this shit.

**Vaughany** · 08-07-12, 02:19 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Fat kid from the first video is beasting on the whole scene. Heavy legs kicks, guy was just holding on for dear life in the mount. Definitely the top prospect coming out of this shit.

Not even a dustbin liner for a mat in this one. Can imagine this dude at high school walking around like a boss.

hahahaa his kicks are amazing...like a young Gokhan Saki

**Crassus** · 08-07-12, 02:19 PM

This is awesome.

**Crassus** · 08-07-12, 02:30 PM

29 videos of greatness.

**DeFactoCrippler** · 08-07-12, 03:05 PM

Somebody sent me this a while back. Dude fights at rumbleweight, asian guy had nothing for him.

**Vaughany** · 08-07-12, 03:09 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Somebody sent me this a while back. Dude fights at rumbleweight, asian guy had nothing for him.

lol dude looks like a genetic experiment gone wrong

**Vaughany** · 08-07-12, 03:09 PM

Other dude looks like Loyd from Entourage!

**DeFactoCrippler** · 08-07-12, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Other dude looks like Loyd from Entourage!

Lol. Things only get worse for him...

**Vaughany** · 08-07-12, 03:18 PM

Originally posted by DeFactoCrippler

Lol. Things only get worse for him...

ha poor little chap. You see the giant dude's eyes? Got a crazy shining glint in them like the Terminator or sumin

**DeFactoCrippler** · 08-22-12, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

Not even a dustbin liner for a mat in this one. Can imagine this dude at high school walking around like a boss.

Update. This dude is serious. Would probably fock up Bigday. Might be seeing him in the TUF house soon.

**Vaughany** · 08-22-12, 04:09 PM

hahha

Im tempted to use my new mod powers and sticky this in player's talk!

**Vaughany** · 09-07-12, 02:52 PM

This is the lad who taught Joe Daddy Stevenson how to set-up and throw a Superman punch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx5ZSJ313BE&feature=player_embedded

**AdamB** · 09-07-12, 03:16 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

This is the lad who taught Joe Daddy Stevenson how to set-up and throw a Superman punch...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx5ZSJ313BE&feature=player_embedded

Fuuuck, the noise on that punch even from the shitty microphone on that dude's cameraphone... With 4oz gloves and I bet they're not wearing gumshields. Love how the guy at the end shouts "Anderson Silva!"

**Vaughany** · 09-07-12, 03:20 PM

haha yeah

Have you sorted out your Galaxy yet? THinking Im gonna order one this week as my Blackberry contract expires on Monday. Am I right in thinking that Galaxy 3s has Flash player unlike Iphone so can play videos a lot better?

**AdamB** · 09-07-12, 03:32 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

haha yeah

Have you sorted out your Galaxy yet? THinking Im gonna order one this week as my Blackberry contract expires on Monday. Am I right in thinking that Galaxy 3s has Flash player unlike Iphone so can play videos a lot better?

I haven't sorted it - the insurance policy I bought doesn't allow you to claim for 14 days. I may as well try and use that and pay about £95 rather than pay £200~ to fully replace the screen.

Yeah, that's right. It plays video great - I'm not sure which network you intend to use, but I got it on 3 - the internet is really good so I was streaming stuff fairly seamlessly. Had no problem with phone coverage either, but I didn't exactly get to try it out much, and I'm pretty sure there aren't any real issues with any provider where I live.

I'm pretty pissed off about having destroyed it, I don't have a laptop and I'm moving to a new job so I've been having to train people in Worksop of all places for a few days/a week at a time with dick all to do in the evening, would have been at least able to make some degen plays on the phone if I hadn't smashed the shit out of it!

**Vaughany** · 09-07-12, 03:40 PM

Originally posted by AdamB

I haven't sorted it - the insurance policy I bought doesn't allow you to claim for 14 days. I may as well try and use that and pay about £95 rather than pay £200~ to fully replace the screen.

Yeah, that's right. It plays video great - I'm not sure which network you intend to use, but I got it on 3 - the internet is really good so I was streaming stuff fairly seamlessly. Had no problem with phone coverage either, but I didn't exactly get to try it out much, and I'm pretty sure there aren't any real issues with any provider where I live.

I'm pretty pissed off about having destroyed it, I don't have a laptop and I'm moving to a new job so I've been having to train people in Worksop of all places for a few days/a week at a time with dick all to do in the evening, would have been at least able to make some degen plays on the phone if I hadn't smashed the shit out of it!

argghhh that's bad, nothing worse than not having any access to internet..especially when you're a degen like me! I get the shakes after a few hours!
yeah the deal I was looking at was £26 (after redemption) a month with 3 network. Been paying about £24/month I think for my Blackberry so a couple squid more a month for a much better phone seems great to me!

**AdamB** · 09-07-12, 03:59 PM

Originally posted by Vaughany

argghhh that's bad, nothing worse than not having any access to internet..especially when you're a degen like me! I get the shakes after a few hours!
yeah the deal I was looking at was £26 (after redemption) a month with 3 network. Been paying about £24/month I think for my Blackberry so a couple squid more a month for a much better phone seems great to me!

The plan I got is "The One Plan". Seems to be the best one they offer - £31 a month, unlimited data (no fair usage so you can take the piss with streaming stuff), 2000 minutes, 5000 texts plus 5000 additional 3-to-3 texts. To be fair, the minutes and texts are probably overkill for me, I am pretty abrupt on the phone so don't use anywhere near that much...

Oh, and get a good case. I have one now for when I get it back - I don't really remember exactly what I did, but I'm fairly sure it was dropping it on concrete on the way home. I reckon with the case I've now bought it would've absorbed the shock way better and not cracked, since it was just the plastic it would just bounce and do a shit load of damage (as it did).