Does BAYERN really want to get their collective anuses 2x hat-tricked by MESSI??????

[baskets]

They really should be careful.


Will be Messi 6-0 before 70 minutes.


Messi will score a goal with each limb of his body:


Right leg: goal
Left leg: goal

Forehead: goal

Left side of ballsack: goal
Right side of ballsack: goal

Penis: goal from midfield as Messi swings his dick like a baseball bat and hits a goal for a winner from distance

[zizoudane10]

Oh come on, get real
The penis of a 169 cm guy can't be long and thick enough to have the power to score a goal with it from distance. He has to stand inside the penalty box at least, to score with it. It's so obvious man...

[BigTimeWinner]

lol both of you guys. I am a Barca fan but I would not take Chelsea so lightly. They just won vs Tottenham 1-5 and they are in the semi finals. They have many quality players, still I think Barca will win tho(and hope).

Should be a good match tomorrow

[sportfan]

Oh come on, get real
The penis of a 169 cm guy can't be long and thick enough to have the power to score a goal with it from distance. He has to stand inside the penalty box at least, to score with it. It's so obvious man...