I cut my foot when New Zealand scored!

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82838

    #1
    I cut my foot when New Zealand scored!
    I kicked the coffee table and broke the coffee mug, thank god it wasn't the SBR one, and cut my heel bad on the broken china. I have used a bunch of band-aids to stop the bleeding. We will know later how my foot holds up.
  • Mr Windy City
    Restricted User
    • 12-27-09
    • 5018

    #2
    that's why I punch things instead. An injured hand or finger is better than an injured foot. You need them thangs to get around
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    • Deuce
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-12-08
      • 29843

      #3
      Will you still be able to kick the ball about?
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      • Emily_Haines
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-14-09
        • 15917

        #4
        Yup, that goal hurt like a mother****er
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82838

          #5
          Originally posted by Deuce
          Will you still be able to kick the ball about?
          Right now my only concern is to fix the damage in the house before my wife comes home.
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          • Chi_archie
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-22-08
            • 63171

            #6
            this is gonna hurt your blooming softball career
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            • TobiasFunke
              SBR MVP
              • 02-12-09
              • 1999

              #7
              That was a heartbreaker Pavy, I was pissed about the push on my -1, but then that goal for the loss really pushed me over the edge
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              • betplom
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-20-06
                • 13444

                #8
                I'm glad I didn't watch this game. I too may have broken something.

                A goal by the underdog during injury/added time? Unfukkingreal.
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                • ronjon619
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-06-09
                  • 3675

                  #9
                  Originally posted by betplom
                  I'm glad I didn't watch this game. I too may have broken something.

                  A goal by the underdog during injury/added time? Unfukkingreal.
                  esp in the 3rd minute of extra.
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                  • Art Vandelay
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-11-06
                    • 6689

                    #10
                    Glad you got hurt and not me - 30 freakin' seconds from the win!
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                    • Shark79
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 11-19-07
                      • 11211

                      #11
                      It is still sad to see these teams performances.

                      Lets hope Brazil fires up the WC and shows how to actually play the game.
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                      • Fishhead
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 08-11-05
                        • 40179

                        #12
                        What did you do for an encore, as you had the next game OVER 2.5 and it ended 0-0????

                        The hedge fund is taking another hit today.
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                        • btraband
                          SBR Wise Guy
                          • 09-05-08
                          • 514

                          #13
                          first aid is a must in this instance, let the foot dangle off the bone in a recliner and chain smoke cigarettes while asking family and friends what to do.
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                          • ronjon619
                            SBR MVP
                            • 09-06-09
                            • 3675

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Fishhead
                            The hedge fund is taking another hit today.
                            one more game left to recoop
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                            • pavyracer
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 04-12-07
                              • 82838

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Fishhead
                              What did you do for an encore, as you had the next game OVER 2.5 and it ended 0-0????

                              The hedge fund is taking another hit today.
                              I didn't watch the next game. I went to the store to get more band-aids and stopped at Home Depot to get cleaning stuff for the mess I made. I'm currently attempting to wash the coffee stained curtains in the washer but from the looks on the washer door it looks like I'm heading back to the store soon for new curtains.

                              Now I find out we lost another game. This is turning into a disaster of MEGA proportions!
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                              • Chi_archie
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 07-22-08
                                • 63171

                                #16
                                bad day
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                                • Cappinpicks
                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                  • 03-11-10
                                  • 14986

                                  #17
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                                  • vanc
                                    SBR High Roller
                                    • 03-22-10
                                    • 145

                                    #18
                                    This was really unbelievable. Goal in last seconds.
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                                    • camel
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 02-26-09
                                      • 1711

                                      #19
                                      Should've smashed something with your fist instead.

                                      But great game by NZ, well deserved.
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                                      • Dark Horse
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 12-14-05
                                        • 13764

                                        #20
                                        You could smash up a few more things and tell your wife you defended the house against burglars.
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                                        • camel
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 02-26-09
                                          • 1711

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Dark Horse
                                          You could smash up a few more things and tell your wife you defended the house against burglars.
                                          Better yet... smash your wife.

                                          And by smash.. i don't mean physical assault, i mean it as giving her some loving.
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                                          • AMBlai01
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-16-08
                                            • 5882

                                            #22
                                            that goal cost a lot of people a lot of things...for Pavy it was some cash..some pride and some blood
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                                            • wal66
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 10-14-08
                                              • 5305

                                              #23
                                              Pavs, did you get the curtains replaced or did the wife come home and commense to put a hurtin on ya?
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                                              • pavyracer
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 04-12-07
                                                • 82838

                                                #24
                                                New curtains, new coffee table, new coffee mug. The worst part is now I'm not allowed to cut my left foot if another team scores in the last second.
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                                                • lcf
                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                  • 11-24-09
                                                  • 367

                                                  #25
                                                  I feel sorry for your lost but I must admit that this thread is hilarious!
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                                                  • spartiatis
                                                    SBR Sharp
                                                    • 12-31-09
                                                    • 252

                                                    #26
                                                    This was the last game of a huge 5 game parlay for me. New Zealand ruined it in the worst imaginable way.
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                                                    • Brock Landers
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 06-30-08
                                                      • 45359

                                                      #27
                                                      i just about smashed something when the motherfukker they call a closer for Florida gives a up 2 run 2 out TRIPLE to MATT TRAINER in the 9th!

                                                      Piece of shit
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                                                      • broadway6
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 11-14-09
                                                        • 13337

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by spartiatis
                                                        This was the last game of a huge 5 game parlay for me. New Zealand ruined it in the worst imaginable way.
                                                        you should have hedged your parlay...
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                                                        • fishmonger
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 12-31-08
                                                          • 1492

                                                          #29
                                                          I didn't see the game...

                                                          but my employee told me that Slovakia won 1-0. I was pissed about the push and latter found out that they tied. Then I wished it was a push. You shouldn't tell someone the final until you know it is final. I'm going to yell at him at work tomorrow.
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                                                          • mtneer1212
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 06-22-08
                                                            • 4993

                                                            #30
                                                            Next time throw a kiwi or something in protest.
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                                                            • stefan084
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 07-21-09
                                                              • 1490

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by pavyracer
                                                              I kicked the coffee table and broke the coffee mug, thank god it wasn't the SBR one, and cut my heel bad on the broken china. I have used a bunch of band-aids to stop the bleeding. We will know later how my foot holds up.
                                                              that's a classic gambling story--i jumped so high when penn state scored in a game last year that i hit my head and almost blacked out with a smile on my face. luckily my wife heard the thud and came down to check on me. we should start a thread dedicated to the crazy gambling stories through the years, i think it would be highly entertaining
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                                                              • Brock Landers
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 06-30-08
                                                                • 45359

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by stefan084
                                                                that's a classic gambling story--i jumped so high when penn state scored in a game last year that i hit my head and almost blacked out with a smile on my face. luckily my wife heard the thud and came down to check on me. we should start a thread dedicated to the crazy gambling stories through the years, i think it would be highly entertaining
                                                                i remember in College...Bears/Packers monday night 1995. Bears down HUGE, 27-7

                                                                Green Bay Packers 27 at Chicago Bears 24 on September 11th, 1995 - Full team and player stats and box score


                                                                I remember they feel JUST short of winning it, but in the process, i jumped so high i just missed hitting my head on the ceiling.

                                                                Bears lost 27-24

                                                                That was the game Favre hit Brooks on a 99 yard TD...
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                                                                • The Baron
                                                                  SBR Sharp
                                                                  • 10-13-07
                                                                  • 397

                                                                  #33
                                                                  I ruined my cellphone today because of the brazil game. Like an idiot I thought they were just gonna run through NK and when things weren't looking good I held my cell phone in the palm of one hand then punched it a few times with my other hand. Screen is totally damaged. Cant see anything all the pixels are dead. Another time a snapped my remote control in half. I really get pissed sometimes and I can't help breaking something nearby.
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