I guess Messi wants to compete with Ronaldo for the "pretty one"?

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  • Bill Dozer
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    • 07-12-05
    • 10894

    #1
    I guess Messi wants to compete with Ronaldo for the "pretty one"?


    Is this some kind of midlife-turning-30 crisis? Usually these guys get their first contract and go nuts. Messi looked like your everyman dude up until a year ago?

  • yogohama
    SBR MVP
    • 12-04-10
    • 1207

    #2
    Old news:



    Live and Let Live
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    • cryptocap
      SBR MVP
      • 03-04-14
      • 1528

      #3
      when he got his tattoos then I knew he was a fairy...
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      • Bill Dozer
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        • 07-12-05
        • 10894

        #4
        Im not knocking him but thats a ton of work to all sudden put into your appearance.
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        • mg63
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          • 05-17-10
          • 265

          #5
          vote for ronaldo cr7
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            all plastic surgery especially Ronaldo
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179

              #7
              Ronaldo has had numerous plastic surgeries

              I have gone on record here if someone gave me $100,000 I would get plastic surgery I would have a new face , I would have silicone in my muscles and my chest and I would have a rooster in plant


              Also would probably have thigh implants
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              • compaqDikk
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-08-05
                • 5699

                #8
                [QUOTE=jjgold;26054860]Ronaldo has had numerous plastic surgeries

                I have gone on record here if someone gave me $100,000 I would get plastic surgery I would have a new face , I would have silicone in my muscles and my chest and I would have a rooster in plant


                you need to get invislilgn braces for ur teeth. use a shark man
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                • 19th Hole
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-22-09
                  • 18952

                  #9
                  Simply gay.
                  Fulfilling his role as a professional lawn fairie.















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                  • King Mayan
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                    • 09-22-10
                    • 21326

                    #10
                    Dude it's hard getting pussy without tattoos these days...
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                    • 19th Hole
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-22-09
                      • 18952

                      #11
                      Originally posted by King Mayan
                      Dude it's hard getting pussy without tattoos these days...

                      Depends on the type of woman you are seeking.
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                      • eidolon
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                        • 01-02-08
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                        #12
                        Messi is a midget that took steroids.
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                        • jjgold
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                          • 07-20-05
                          • 388179

                          #13
                          Women like trash for the most part it is why they have shabby lives
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                          • Bill Dozer
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                            • 07-12-05
                            • 10894

                            #14
                            Ya but he has been married 7 years? Has a 4 year old. He was set. Imagine coming home from kindergarten and your dad looks like Bieber's ugly older brother just back from celebrity rehab season 8.
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                            • jjgold
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                              • 07-20-05
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                              #15
                              Soccer players have always been strange for the most part
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                              • clockwise1965
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                                • 10-01-13
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by jjgold
                                Women like trash for the most part it is why they have shabby lives
                                Women like security... end of story.
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                                • Thrilla
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                                  • 03-10-15
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                                  #17
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                                  • Bill Dozer
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                                    • 07-12-05
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                                    #18
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                                    • Thrilla
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                                      • 03-10-15
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                                      • Thrilla
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                                        • 03-10-15
                                        • 13809

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Thrilla
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