JHH123's play thread

[chidondollars]

Bankroll 272.2 utnis.

Valencia +2.5 @1.84 Riskgin 271.2 units to win 227.8 units

This is how this thread gonna end huh?

[Merkel]

It's a miracle he lasted this long.

[jhh123]

Hmmmm I wonder if it's too early to say that
Valencia +2.5 WINNA WINNA CHICKEN DINNA !!!!


Bankroll of 500 units.
You know and I know all too well it's a matter of time that I return back to the positive side.
And It won't take long.
I've found a perfect combination of plays to do this in one bet.

Next play:
Trebles of
Ajjaccio +1.5
Roda JC +1.5
Bologna to win OR Udinese to win

Picked with perfection at odds of X2.89

Risking 400 units to win 756 units
And just like that, see you on the positive side.

[Merkel]

Jhh, you've been at it for weeks and you're still sitting at a 50% loss. How much time to get to the positive do you need? You had to go all in twice already to save your ass. You just suck at this bud, stop losing money and give it up. I've been reading you for over 3 years now, you always lose. Always.

[jhh123]

Jhh, you've been at it for weeks and you're still sitting at a 50% loss. How much time to get to the positive do you need? You had to go all in twice already to save your ass. You just suck at this bud, stop losing money and give it up. I've been reading you for over 3 years now, you always lose. Always.

We'll see dude. We'll see.
I'll be sitting on a 25% profit after todays games.

[jhh123]

YES! a favolous start with Udinese scoring!!! There's no freaking draw in this game.

[Merkel]

Yep, a favolous start and a very familiar ending. Another "400 units" down the drain.....

[addictedto]

[montan]

Give the guy a brake .. We all lose

You are betting against the favorite from what i see jhh. Better with than against. Keep your head up and stop trying to impress . Play to Win money not to recover.

[Merkel]

Give the guy a brake .. We all lose

You are betting against the favorite from what i see jhh. Better with than against. Keep your head up and stop trying to impress . Play to Win money not to recover.

You're missing the point, jhh is not just anybody, hence he gets no break, but no worries, he comes out psychologically unharmed.

[Merkel]

All right. I see some doubters out there on my skill.
To quite them down, I will start to keep track of my plays and show the world that I end up + money.
Start with bankroll of 1000 units.
Will soon post my plays for tonight.

[montan]

I get it, in the end... he has a skill.
Oh god!

[Merkel]

Come on jhh! 100 units left! Let's do this! I need a play from you today!

[addictedto]

I'll tell you, he is going with Osasuna +1.5
This is the biggest underdog today after all.

[Merkel]

Come on jhh, quit being a pussy! I want those last 100 units burned up! Let's finish this properly!

[onemoregoal]

[Vaughany]

[ohdecas]

jhh123 and Merkel.... what for a combo I enjoy this thread

[Merkel]

Dearly Beloved,

We are gathered here today to say goodbye to the notion that jhh could be a successful sports bettor. Its short, tragic life was lived to the fullest on these here 5 pages of hilarity. What started out as a virile 1000 units, has sadly dwindled to a measly 100 and after days spent tending to jhh's capping skills, the life support was turned off.
We will miss his gentle boasting and his optimistic declaring victory before the game was over. He joins other ludicrous heroes of the self proclaimed capping genius, like Jizz and Nguyen. May they all rest in peace. Amen.

[onemoregoal]

[Merkel]

Damned, I don't get it......

[onemoregoal]

Just a random smiling camel, buddy.
Every thread needs one....

[Merkel]

Aaaah, yes, yes, of course! Very fine specimen. Jhh thanks you.

[jhh123]

Bent but not broken. Been calmly waiting for this spot.

Bankroll :100 units.

Parlaying
Charlotte Bobcats +5.5
Golden State Warriors monelyine.

Risking 100 units to win 285 units

[Merkel]

He's back! Bent! Let's do this jhh, last 100 pennies on the line!

[Vaughany]

Lol

[Merkel]

Calmly, Bobcats lose 89 to 105. And so the last of our pennies go down the drain, together with all illusions about jhh ever being a profitable sports bettor. See Eulogy above.

[addictedto]

epic epic

[ohdecas]

Noooooooooo...............!!!! jhh why you didn't split your remaining bankroll??

[Merkel]

Yeah, I miss him.

[new era]

thanks for the great fades.