Why you shouldn't bet on Man City tomorrow

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  • andyrocha90
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 03-06-13
    • 957

    #1
    Why you shouldn't bet on Man City tomorrow
    This is the early CL game tomorrow so all the degenerates who can't wait another 2 hours will probably take some action in this game. I can see it vividly, all the books are receiving copious amounts of wagers on the Man City ML, on the -1 and hell probably on the over 2.5 goals. We all expect a easy Man City win especially after being torched by Bayern. CSKA on the other hand, from what you can read on other forums or just look at their recent results is pretty much they suck right now, right? I don't follow the russian league much but I do make wagers sometimes and if I learned anything from the russia premier is that it is on the list of the most unpredictable leagues, every week most of the results defy logic, so whatever CSKA is going through right now is absolutelty pointless to contribute to this game against Man City, so lets not give a shit if they are terrible in the russia premier.

    You see this is how this game is going to play out, ref will blow the whistle, we will be sitting on our couch, me most likely with a cup of coffee, since it will be 9am here in cali, some of you euros will probably be with a beer in hand, your blood will be flowing, thinking about what a great start to the day or night you're going to have. Man City will start off with good possesion, some crisps attacks, Aguero will take a high class strike at the goal and your heart will rise thinking to yourself this first man city goal should come any minute now, except it doesn't for awhile because you realize that CSKA came with a gameplan and that is to defend, not to mention let Man City appreciate their horrible field. Man City will keep controlling possesions, get some shots at goal, but then will come something unexpected, something you didn't think could happen, while Man City was so busy attacking, a steal is made from Negredo, a quick pass from CSKA defender puts CSKA on the counter and then what do you know, CSKA scores. Now you're riding that rollercoaster all over again, not magic mountain in disneyland, the rollercoaster that you board every time you make a sqaure wager. But not all hope is gone yet,we think, this is Man City we are talking about, they have some of the best players in the world, this is why afterall you made this square bet in the first place, right? Anyways Man City gets back at it, they keep pushing for an equalizer, they run some nice plays, Navas is lobbing beautiful passes from the right but CSKA goalie is just not having it today, and is on a mission to make ESPNs SportCenters Top 10 plays with his saves. So the whistle blows again, you go grab another beer, and you think to yourself all you need is 2 goals, you still have hope, Man City's dominance on the field is giving you that hope. 2nd half begins, Man City goes on attack again, but this time CSKA is playing with 12 goalies, and Joe Hart is having a picnic on the other half of the field. CSKA doesnt care though, all they need to do is play like a Berlin wall. But unfortunately around the 60 or 70, CSKA is unlucky, the eventual equalizer comes, this gets you excited, there is hope now, you are not pissed anymore, you just need one more goal, Man City goes looking for the winner, but they can't find it, CSKA is wearing them out, time begins to run out, man city begins to get desperate, poor passing commences, CSKA players begin to fake injuries to waste time, things start not to go your way anymore, all the bullshit you usually get from a sucky team just trying to save the result happens, 90th minute happens, the ref awards 4 minutes of stoppage time, you have an inch of hope left, Nasri from the top of the box strikes it to the top left and the goalie makes a heroic save, Navas kicks the corner, Nasri heads it, but it goes wide, the ref blows his whistle, you just lost, now your day is half ruined, and like a square loser you proceed to look for something to double up.

    Be smart, don't ride the square rollercoaster, ride the money train. I'm liking CSKA +1 but will wait til tomorrow before game time for better value since all the squares will be pounding Man City. Good luck all
  • ohdecas
    SBR Wise Guy
    • 06-12-13
    • 539

    #2
    Nice joke
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    • GoonSquad
      SBR High Roller
      • 11-23-11
      • 125

      #3
      Ive read a lot of reports that the pitch is in absolutely disgraceful condition. How does this affect a match in terms of the quality of players....Obviously Man City has a handful of players that can put the ball in the net which is making me lean towards the Over 2.5... But will the terrible pitch create less chances for each teams??
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      • Vaughany
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 03-07-10
        • 45563

        #4
        yep because the pitch! there's one reason
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        • OZnBa Fan
          SBR Wise Guy
          • 05-24-12
          • 697

          #5
          Facts

          CSKA have conceding in there last 14 home games in the champions league
          CSKA have only scored in 1 out of the last domestic games
          Man city are a team that possess quality players all over the pitch
          Sergio Aguero
          Yaya Toure
          David Silva
          Negerado


          Enough said
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          • BigBurk
            SBR MVP
            • 02-25-11
            • 3785

            #6
            I wouldn't be surprised if City don't win here. The CSKA 1X (2.25) might be a play for me.

            Seeing comments like the above (Negerado?!) only strongens my gut feeling, since every clown will be on City tonight.
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            • ohdecas
              SBR Wise Guy
              • 06-12-13
              • 539

              #7
              Manchester City more corners @1.55 seem a good deal
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              • AlexLx
                SBR High Roller
                • 04-05-13
                • 154

                #8
                Originally posted by andyrocha90
                Be smart, don't ride the square rollercoaster, ride the money train. I'm liking CSKA +1 but will wait til tomorrow before game time for better value since all the squares will be pounding Man City. Good luck all
                Guess what, it's already paying around 1,66 to City from around 1,75 last night. It might well hit 1,6 pre-game.
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                • TheSportsAnalyst
                  SBR MVP
                  • 09-12-11
                  • 1156

                  #9
                  Having a look at the last 14 CL group stage games played in Russia...

                  CSKA Moscow - Plzen 3-2 [CSKA Moscow -0.5 @1.94/O 2.25 @1.92] Home + Fav + Over
                  Zenit Petersburg - Austria Vienna 1-0 [Austria Vienna +1.5 @2.07/U 3 @1.98] Away + Dog + Under
                  Zenit Petersburg - Malaga 2-2 [Malaga +0.75 @2.15/O 2.5 @2.06] Away + Dog + Over
                  Spartak Moscow - Barcelona 0-3 [Barcelona -1.5 @1.94/U 3.25 @1.96] Away + Fav + 1/2 Under
                  Zenit Petersburg - Anderlecht 1-0 [Anderlecht +1.25 @1.84/u 2.75 @1.93] 1/2 Away + 1/2 Dog + Under
                  Spartak Moscow - Benfica 2-1 [Spartak Moscow +0 @2.15/O 2.5 @1.95] Home + Dog + Over
                  Zenit Petersburg - Milan 2-3 [Milan +0.25 @2.16/O 2.25 @1.91] Away + Dog + Over
                  Spartak Moscow - Celtic 2-3 [Celtic +0.75 @2.02/O 2.5 @2.09] Away + Dog + Over
                  Zenit Petersburg - APOEL 0-0 [APOEL +1.25 @1.88/U 2.25 @1.85] Away + Dog + Under
                  CSKA Moscow - Lille 0-2 [Lille +0 @2.15/U 2.25 @1.87] Away + Dog + Under
                  Zenit Petersburg - Shakhtar 1-0 [Zenit Petersburg -0.75 @1.98/U2.5 @2.06] 1/2 Home + 1/2 Fav + Under
                  CSKA Moscow - Trabzonspor 3-0 [CSKA Moscow -0.75 @2.09/O2.25 @1.93] Home + Fav + Over
                  Zenit Petersburg - FC Porto 3-1 [Zenit Petersburg +0 @1.93/O2.5 @2.09] Home + Fav + Over
                  CSKA Moscow - Inter 2-3 [Inter +0.25 @1.91/O2.25 @1.97] Away + Dog + Over

                  9 times out of 14 3 or more goals were scored in the match.
                  7 times out of 14 a team involved scored at least 3 goals by itself.
                  When Russian teams were underdog they won the match outright 2 times out of 3.

                  I like CSKA Moscow to win @5.52 for 1 unit on Pinny
                  and
                  Over 3 goals @2.76 for 2 units on Pinny

                  Let's try!
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                  • sanneh
                    Restricted User
                    • 11-09-12
                    • 82

                    #10
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                    • camelbreath$
                      SBR MVP
                      • 12-04-10
                      • 3267

                      #11
                      UNDER 2.5 goals, CSKA Moscow will park the bus.

                      LOW scoring game!
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                      • SECSNOB15
                        SBR Hustler
                        • 07-23-13
                        • 79

                        #12
                        Wow some of you people over analyze these games too much. CSKA is in terrible form with several injuries. City is on the rise in form after their 3-1 win at West Ham. City's talent of players is far beyond that of CSKA. The pitch impacts both teams the same and that is when the pure quality of players will win this game.

                        City wins by at least 2.
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                        • SECSNOB15
                          SBR Hustler
                          • 07-23-13
                          • 79

                          #13
                          The grounds crew at CSKA Moscow has been spraying the pitch with green paint this morning (or evening over there) to make it look better due to all of the sand. Haha wow.
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                          • andyrocha90
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 03-06-13
                            • 957

                            #14
                            odds didn't move much, I guess it's because I made a bet on CSKA and books know I'm sharp, I always tend to influence line movements when I make bets
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                            • OGUCCI-SBR
                              SBR MVP
                              • 10-11-10
                              • 4663

                              #15
                              this is why you never play the Under.
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                              • edabramov
                                SBR MVP
                                • 07-27-13
                                • 2059

                                #16
                                Originally posted by OGUCCI-SBR
                                this is why you never play the Under.
                                Never? Eh.. but overs are deff more comfortable.
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                                • OGUCCI-SBR
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 10-11-10
                                  • 4663

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by edabramov
                                  Never? Eh.. but overs are deff more comfortable.
                                  I'll rephrase. This is why I never play Unders.
                                  Super rarely and when I REALLY see that the bookies might be fukkin up.
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                                  • OGUCCI-SBR
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 10-11-10
                                    • 4663

                                    #18
                                    33rd minute 0-0
                                    43rd minute 2-1


                                    nuff said
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                                    • plekz
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 07-28-13
                                      • 1491

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by camelbreath$
                                      UNDER 2.5 goals, CSKA Moscow will park the bus.

                                      LOW scoring game!
                                      Guess they forgot the keys to the bus at home, if anything playing on a horrible pitch brings MORE goals not LESS since the ball will be bouncing all over the place.
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                                      • aussiebet
                                        SBR High Roller
                                        • 09-16-13
                                        • 179

                                        #20
                                        Got to admit I was worried 30 mintues in with the pitch im like here we go 0-0 . But very happy to have the 2.5+ and 2-2 today. now need United and Bayer -2 to get up then the rest in the next couple of days.
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                                        • OZnBa Fan
                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                          • 05-24-12
                                          • 697

                                          #21
                                          If city win this I think the clown that started this thread should ban himself expecially for wasting his time for that junk of a write up
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                                          • camelbreath$
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 12-04-10
                                            • 3267

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by plekz
                                            Guess they forgot the keys to the bus at home, if anything playing on a horrible pitch brings MORE goals not LESS since the ball will be bouncing all over the place.
                                            LOL, pretty easy to talk about the game when it's 2-1 in the second half...let's try to make these statements BEFORE the kickoff next time if you want any props
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                                            • Gnutti
                                              SBR Wise Guy
                                              • 12-27-08
                                              • 698

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by OZnBa Fan
                                              If city win this I think the clown that started this thread should ban himself expecially for wasting his time for that junk of a write up
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                                              • plekz
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 07-28-13
                                                • 1491

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by camelbreath$
                                                LOL, pretty easy to talk about the game when it's 2-1 in the second half...let's try to make these statements BEFORE the kickoff next time if you want any props
                                                Yeah or i can post time of my ticket stubs backing city and the over and you can shove them up your ass? How dat sound?

                                                I'm not here for any 'props' boy, the only use i have of these boards are for feedback when tossing around ideas. Circlejerking given your avatar i can understand you are a big fan of, once you get out in the real world you'll hopefully soon figure out that we all aren't built the same way.
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                                                • andyrocha90
                                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                                  • 03-06-13
                                                  • 957

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by OZnBa Fan
                                                  If city win this I think the clown that started this thread should ban himself expecially for wasting his time for that junk of a write up
                                                  Why? The +1 had a better chance than the -1 hitting. I bet all the Man City backers were shitting bricks in the 2nd half. 2 penalties not given to CSKA, but lets ignore that because that's part of the game, but the goal canceled from CSKA because of a high boot on Toure was nothing short of robbery. On any other day this +1 would have hit, today unfortunatly refs were not on underdogs side.
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                                                  • plekz
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 07-28-13
                                                    • 1491

                                                    #26
                                                    Let's ignore the fact they should have been two in the hole aswell then with the one that got waved off because of Negredo's shoulder, he had ZERO way to do anything more in that situation and alot of other refs would have ruled that a goal.

                                                    We can also ignore the fact that your post made ZERO mention of the pitch as a factor (which was the MAJOR factor tonight) and that CSKA would play ultra defensively something they also DID NOT do.
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                                                    • camelbreath$
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 12-04-10
                                                      • 3267

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by plekz
                                                      Yeah or i can post time of my ticket stubs backing city and the over and you can shove them up your ass? How dat sound?
                                                      plekz Sounds like you have a slight obsession with shoving things up dude's asses. I'll leave that all to you little man.
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                                                      • andyrocha90
                                                        SBR Wise Guy
                                                        • 03-06-13
                                                        • 957

                                                        #28
                                                        Lol he scored a goal with his arm, regardless if it was intentional or not, that will be disallowed 95% of the time. And I did mention the horrible pitch conditions, please re read my expert write up
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                                                        • OZnBa Fan
                                                          SBR Wise Guy
                                                          • 05-24-12
                                                          • 697

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by andyrocha90
                                                          Why? The +1 had a better chance than the -1 hitting. I bet all the Man City backers were shitting bricks in the 2nd half. 2 penalties not given to CSKA, but lets ignore that because that's part of the game, but the goal canceled from CSKA because of a high boot on Toure was nothing short of robbery. On any other day this +1 would have hit, today unfortunatly refs were not on underdogs side.
                                                          You clearly have no idea... CSKA should have got 2 pens? You kidding yourself go waste another half a day writing up pure junk cause that's exactly what this thread is.
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                                                          • teaserpleaser
                                                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                            • 08-14-08
                                                            • 26015

                                                            #30
                                                            the bookies must laugh at the "info" being passed around here on SBR soo many people sooo wrong on a daily basis
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                                                            • plekz
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 07-28-13
                                                              • 1491

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by camelbreath$
                                                              plekz Sounds like you have a slight obsession with shoving things up dude's asses. I'll leave that all to you little man.
                                                              Hey brosif i'm not the dude who has an avatar of a girl that wouldn't even fck you for money nor am i the one with a 'dollar sign' in my handle.

                                                              Also, really great conjecture there claiming 'obsession' based on a single post. Sum total of your student loans must have been a real breeze to pay off (assuming you've even matured past the pokemón stage) Listen little man what little comedic value you've once might have had has sadly left you now. And in short you have been weighed you have been measured and you have been found wanting.

                                                              Now go play with that xbox (that given how you carry yourself most likely raised you aswell) you are excused.
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                                                              • Gnutti
                                                                SBR Wise Guy
                                                                • 12-27-08
                                                                • 698

                                                                #32
                                                                close one, good call, point.
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                                                                • camelbreath$
                                                                  SBR MVP
                                                                  • 12-04-10
                                                                  • 3267

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by plekz
                                                                  Hey brosif i'm not the dude who has an avatar of a girl that wouldn't even fck you for money nor am i the one with a 'dollar sign' in my handle.

                                                                  Also, really great conjecture there claiming 'obsession' based on a single post. Sum total of your student loans must have been a real breeze to pay off (assuming you've even matured past the pokemón stage) Listen little man what little comedic value you've once might have had has sadly left you now. And in short you have been weighed you have been measured and you have been found wanting.

                                                                  Now go play with that xbox (that given how you carry yourself most likely raised you aswell) you are excused.
                                                                  All that banging on the keyboard has shown your true colors plekz. Probably a sweating, angry little man who's low-testosterone levels forces him to lash out at strangers through the internet. Congratulations! If only you were such a verbal wordsmith when you rarely leave your living room, we wouldn't have to deal with your angry conjectures from behind a computer screen. Go get yourself laid, or at least take care of your 'backed up' situation, you seriously need some kind of release. Little man.
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                                                                  • plekz
                                                                    SBR MVP
                                                                    • 07-28-13
                                                                    • 1491

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Swinging and hitting nothing but air with everything, and managing to hit pretty much a complete checklist of cliché disses. Yeah i had you pegged right alright.

                                                                    The celler dweller type historicly are usually the guys with the kind of avatars and handles you have btw, in your own head you might think you are ready to wear your bigboy pants sorry to say that's really not the case.

                                                                    0 - 2 currently broham.
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                                                                    • andyrocha90
                                                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                                                      • 03-06-13
                                                                      • 957

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Ladies ladies please stop fighting on my thread
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