1. 01-04-11 04:55 AM #1
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    Getting it with hot chick while husband watches

    I know this hot chick from work. She asked me if I was interested in getting it with her while her husband watches She also said sometimes he likes to touch her but promises not to touch me.

    Would you go for it with her while the dude watches and then maybe starts in on her?
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  2. 01-04-11 04:58 AM #2
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    I hope you said yes.
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  3. 01-04-11 05:09 AM #3
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    Yes although could be a trap

    I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
    I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

    WATCH OUT
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  4. 01-04-11 05:19 AM #4
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    Another classic post by JJ
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  5. 01-04-11 05:20 AM #5
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    hahhahahahahaahaha "he got in a little"

    Thats what I am afraid of bro
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  6. 01-04-11 05:21 AM #6
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    Bookie post your picture and I can tell if they might want you

    thanks Ace
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  7. 01-04-11 05:47 AM #7
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    long live jj
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  8. 01-04-11 05:57 AM #8
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    You've lived the life JJ.
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  9. 01-04-11 05:59 AM #9
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    JJ ur a deprived man but at least youve found humourous ways in which to unleash the depravity
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  10. 01-04-11 06:20 AM #10
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    Lots of swingers out there that leave out certain shit

    It sounds to good to be true
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  11. 01-04-11 06:22 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yes although could be a trap

    I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this
    I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi.

    WATCH OUT
    Oh man that was a fukin great read
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  12. 01-04-11 06:37 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yes although could be a trap I did this about 11 years ago and this hot asian chick like 5-5, 165 or so asked me to do this I go to their apt, we stripped and I started massaging her and the husband sat in a chair and watched. It felt weird because he was just smiling and wacking off with clothes on. She stated blowing me which was ok and then she got on top of me and started grinding. Now my eye is on the guy at all times because he is starting to strip which was worrying me, she was looking at him also and saying you like this baby and he said yeh. She asks me if he can come closer and just touch her and i said ok. Now we are all in bed and things change. He started massaging me a little as did she. She asked me if I liked being touched by her man and i said no. I told him to stop and he did. She told me to get on top of her and i did, I tried kissing her and she turned her head I guess she did not want to. She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, all of a sudden the guy is on top of me as I am fukkin sandwiched between them, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little and I fukkin screamed like a fukkin mad man, he must of hit a fukkin tendon or something. I busted out and left and hope nobody saw me run out as I had half my clothes off as they laughed their asses off. They fukkin trapped me. The guy was Bi. WATCH OUT
    Hot asian chick? Doesn't everyone here realize what 5-5 165 looks like. When you're 5-5 carrying 165 pounds is not hot, especially for a girl. That's ******* disgusting. Funny story though.
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  13. 01-04-11 06:43 AM #13
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    hit a tendon!!?!?
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  14. 01-04-11 07:04 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    Yes although could be a trap

    She then had her hands on my ass cheeks and she started opening me up fingering me, what she was doing was putting jelly in my ass with her finger getting it ready for her man, she opened me up and guy tried to insert into me, he got in a little

    jj you hilarious
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  15. 01-04-11 07:15 AM #15
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    An instant classic!!
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  16. 01-04-11 07:22 AM #16
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    LOL @ JJ, good stuff guy.

    But no I would not, too awk for me.
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  17. 01-04-11 07:23 AM #17
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  18. 01-04-11 07:28 AM #18
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    I showed this to my brother, fukin funny.
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  19. 01-04-11 07:50 AM #19
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    If a guy gets it in a 1/2 inch or so it usually hits a fukkin tendon and you scream unless your Bi like Deuce and use to insertion

    The more jelly really does not mean a lot, guys better to have two girls and use strap on if your into those scenes

    you guys are nuts
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  20. 01-04-11 08:13 AM #20
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    Damn jj, what a way to kick off the morning
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  21. 01-04-11 08:30 AM #21
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  22. 01-04-11 08:34 AM #22
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    Are some of the poster's former Penthouse Forum writer's???
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  23. 01-04-11 08:40 AM #23
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    Happened to me once at the race track. Pretty hot girl sitting at the bar in the club house. She turned her body on the chair so she was facing me. She knew I was occasionally checking her out. She then spread her legs pretty wide in my direction. Enough so I could see but it was not tremendously obvious to other people. I was really into it until a guy approached me and said he was her husband and did I want to get together. I was a little freaked so I refused, I was such a fool.
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  24. 01-04-11 08:42 AM #24
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    BTW, this one is true.
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  25. 01-04-11 08:48 AM #25
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    JJ got butt raped! that's awesome!
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  26. 01-04-11 09:37 AM #26
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    I think the weirdest part of this story....is him talking about a tendon in his ass?
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  27. 01-04-11 09:47 AM #27
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    Amber call me
    I will get into more detail
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  28. 01-04-11 09:52 AM #28
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    Wow some sick shit in here.
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  29. 01-04-11 09:54 AM #29
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    Don't do it. It's a known scam to blackmail you with pictures.
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  30. 01-04-11 09:57 AM #30
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    So you had jelly crack running out of there half naked after just being partially sodomized by a dude... a story for the ages.
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  31. 01-04-11 10:02 AM #31
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    LMFAO!! Classic... Thanks jj.


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  32. 01-04-11 10:17 AM #32
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    Go for it, the absolute worst that can happen is you have a little homo sex, its probably gonna happen sooner or later anyway
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  33. 01-04-11 10:20 AM #33
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    looking back on it JJ, would you have stayed?
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  34. 01-04-11 10:23 AM #34
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    I've had a devils three way where I ****** the dudes broad but she blew him while I was Hitting it and then blew me while he was hitting it, as long as the bro doesn't touch you so what if he gets involved your still gettin it in! And if you hit it right she's gonna want you again, maybe at work!
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  35. 01-04-11 10:25 AM #35
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    soooo JJ has had a dick hit an ass tendon? Yikes
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