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Do you guys like ass play with the girl you are hooking up with?
So I was bangin this girl
she told me next time I can put it in her butt if I want to
I was like what does it just slide right in?
she’s like yeah pretty much
I was like do you like it?
she said yeah sometimes
is it worth though? I mean the pussy feels pretty good
I aint trying to make a mess on my bed
is it too nasty or is it worth it? I’ve never had a chick suggest it
why u ask so many questions
stop eating paint chips
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Go for it man. Just make sure you take her to Taco Bell for lunch first earlier that day.
haha nah we don’t do any datingOriginally Posted by Foxx
only fukking
its actually perfect she is super low maintenance and chill
gives me the chance to fukk without having all the drama / work that most women would make me go through
Just make sure she sukks you off after you hit her dirt road and then lets you come in her mouth while she's still sukking. Gotta find out if she's the real dirt road deal or not. We expect a full report.
oh yeah she lets me blow my load in her mouth
she a nurse so she is not shy
Be careful. If she farts when you slide your pecker in you can get permanent damage to it.
You can reminisce about it while you're burning in hell some day
dude, get your shit straight....
buy some of these:
and some of this:
or, even better, some ofthis:
and get busy......
and yes, ass play always on deck, and for me, I always just waited til the little kinksters asked for it up the ass..... wanting to see if they could take all that I had to offer......
you push for it, it'll potentially turn em off and make them think less of you..... let it be their idea (it's always any any good babe's mind), and you're home free........
Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-01-19 at 10:58 PM.
Don't get mad when you get E-coli.
Disgusting
At this point, every time I see Big Bear create a thread, I just imagine an exaggerated younger version of Andy Rooney
is that JJ gold on the right in that video up above?
If the girl wants anal and is expecting it usually they prepare in advance
e-coli? doesn't that shit come from bad lettuce? kermit, when he said he wants to toss her salad, I don't think he was talkin' about tossin' some tomatoes, crutons and other shit in a bowl filled with romaine....
i think he meant he wants to suck her cinnamon ring until she prolapses, and then beat that beautiful red bulb back in with his rod....
You sound SUPER young dude.
Bear, you get more ass than any other SBR poster.
Except Donker.
and diggity, you haven't really fukked an a-hole until you've fukked it outside the ass, fully prolapsed.... I'd post a photo but they'd ban me for life....
but there may be a few vids somewhere, possibly even on pornhub, that'll give you the full picture... you'll never get it out of your head once you've seen that phenomenon....
When your sticking it in the Giants (_o_) does he wear a wig for you?
If you want to smell and see her shit, then go ahead.
ewwwwIf you want to smell and see her shit, then go ahead.
Ultimate domination act...its forbidden and amazing. Very tight....maybe condom...cause its gross
if you pull out what my ex and i used to call the "Choco-stick" (abbreviated for "chocolate"), it means you didn't follow the appropriate enema guide I set forth above.....
babes love when you go "stink to pink" so long as you haven't pulled out a chocostick.....
makes em feel like the dirtiest of dirty whores, which deep down they all have a fetish about being.....
do it right, and she'll tell you -- after you've put her through the kink ringer -- that she can never leave you and face going back to ordinary, boring sex again of the type she'd been having up until she met you......
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this is absolute great wording and is hilarious and cool at the same time
hmmm not really trying to penetrate with the enema guide
might just stick with the puss
maybe slide a finger in the back door
guide's pretty simple.... buy one, set it on the counter in your bathroom, and when she shows up, say "hey ho [or "sugar" or "baby" if you got small balls], I got all you need for your backdoor desires on the bathroom counter, use that thing -- preferably three times -- and get your sexy ass in here when you're done"....
Last edited by Auto Donk; 10-03-19 at 03:29 PM.
Bear and his make believe sex stories.why u ask so many questions
stop eating paint chips
If any of that is true it says a ton about the size his tiny rooster if she told him it just slides right in! Lol
Donk having to teach bear about the birds and bees! lol
lol
I never lie
I have no reason to
Cmon now bear, you have posted enough bs over the years to write a fukkin fiction novel!! Makes it hard to believe anything when you have told so many obvious fibs.
yep, amazes me when someone casts doubt on a story of mine.... I haven't even shared some of the best ones.....
tempted to right now, but fuk it, I'll go bill a client instead......
tho i've been itching to tell my jerkin' fister story as of late, and since it's almost deer season, the one where an 8-pt buck freezes in a sendero about 40 yrds away, unable to move, as he watches me bang a little nympho in the ass right out side of my blind (blind got to small for the action goin' on inside of it, so we jumped outside into the cool november air), is a great one.... as all season long this little buck would come out and stare his ass off at the blind, trying to ascertain if there was anyone in it, by staring right at the tiny windows in it, and run off at the slightest movement. now, he steps out, and instead of having to squint to see if a hunter might be in it, one is fukkin' the shit out of a babe with nothing but a t-shirt on in broad sunlight.... and the buck is so shocked by what he's seeing that he can't run off, despite the human commotion a mere 40 yrds away..... wonderful times.....
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