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  • bonusguy
    SBR MVP
    • 11-25-17
    • 1785

    #1
    im gonna slap it all over the place
    the old lady left for her sisters just an hour ago. usually she checks my internet history and is strict about me erasing anything. but now i can go to the porno store, get a dvd and hide it for future use. first time shes been gone in months
  • PAULYPOKER
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 12-06-08
    • 36585

    #2
    sad.........
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    • Heltah Skeltah
      SBR MVP
      • 12-05-17
      • 3499

      #3
      Damn man that's no way to live
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      • BigOrange
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-13-09
        • 6745

        #4
        JFC! Sounds like she took your balls with her!

        If you are serious about her searching your internet history, add an additional browser and hide the icon. She'll never know to check the history of that browser.
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        • Fidel_CashFlow
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-03-12
          • 53970

          #5
          Damn , sad thread

          never would let anyone control me like that

          her treating you like a possession is more likely to make you cheat
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          • dlowilly
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 11-09-16
            • 13862

            #6
            What's the situation here?

            DO you share this computer or something?
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            • dlowilly
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 11-09-16
              • 13862

              #7
              Anyway, with chrome you can selectively delete sites on your history. I don't think there is a way she could tell
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              • stevenash
                Moderator
                • 01-17-11
                • 65229

                #8
                Dude, you can clear browsing histories.
                It's simple.
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                • smokenjoke
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 10-16-12
                  • 8285

                  #9
                  Now that's Thirsty!!!
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                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 12-03-12
                    • 53970

                    #10
                    Originally posted by dlowilly
                    Anyway, with chrome you can selectively delete sites on your history. I don't think there is a way she could tell
                    Or hold Control + N and go Incognito

                    I feel bad for bonusguy
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                    • PAULYPOKER
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 12-06-08
                      • 36585

                      #11
                      Incognito for fukks sake..............
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                      • PAULYPOKER
                        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                        • 12-06-08
                        • 36585

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow

                        Or hold Control + N and go Incognito

                        I feel bad for bonusguy
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                        • Bostongambler
                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                          • 02-01-08
                          • 35581

                          #13
                          What’s the Mrs look like? You know, just to get a feel of things.


                          Tyia
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                          • ThaTopMoron
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 04-30-10
                            • 27018

                            #14
                            he said DVD
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                            • MickeyMan
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 10-20-09
                              • 5091

                              #15
                              Just tell her that you are gay and get on with your life
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                              • magaman
                                SBR MVP
                                • 01-17-18
                                • 1937

                                #16
                                I don't know what is more stupid... this guy behaving like a bitch as a grown man, or him thinking this is the dumbest thing to post as if it were normal.
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                                • robbypark
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 03-13-18
                                  • 794

                                  #17
                                  Be a man and put that ho in her place you pussy.
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                                  • bonusguy
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 11-25-17
                                    • 1785

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Bostongambler
                                    What’s the Mrs look like? You know, just to get a feel of things.


                                    Tyia
                                    shes decent. but shes all over me lately. and she knows way more about computers then i do in fact she studied them for a bit. im pretty sure she sees everything i type in fact maybe even here but i have 600 posts she cant read them all. but imagine if she sees this thread id be dead
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                                    • Fidel_CashFlow
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 12-03-12
                                      • 53970

                                      #19
                                      Oh my god

                                      dude how old are you l I got a feeling you are almost 60 first off

                                      Second off , you are extremely terrified of your girlfriend in a cringeworthy way

                                      third off , you have 666 posts so you worship Satan
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                                      • KVB
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 05-29-14
                                        • 74817

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by bonusguy
                                        ...but now i can go to the porno store, get a dvd and hide it for future use...

                                        ...first time shes been gone in months
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                                        • stackz125
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 01-03-16
                                          • 6191

                                          #21
                                          Secret mode on your phone

                                          Works like a charm

                                          Nothing saves in that mode
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                                          • konck
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 10-17-06
                                            • 12554

                                            #22
                                            Sisters huh? While your trying to watch porn she may be out there making one
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                                            • JoeA1010
                                              SBR High Roller
                                              • 12-26-09
                                              • 198

                                              #23
                                              In case the old lady is reading this thread... You are not his mom. If you don't trust your man, then you both should end the relationship. Hey, and guess what, he probably gambles, too! Oh my God!
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                                              • Auto Donk
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 09-03-13
                                                • 43559

                                                #24
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                                                • bonusguy
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 11-25-17
                                                  • 1785

                                                  #25
                                                  she always tells me she can get a better man with a bigger dick. and these guys in these pornos do have huge dicks kind of depressing
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                                                  • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                    • 12-03-12
                                                    • 53970

                                                    #26
                                                    ???

                                                    dude , sorry to be mean to your lady and all
                                                    but fukk that bitch on the real yo
                                                    So she treats you like shit
                                                    monitors everything you do
                                                    never leaves the house (since you said she hasn’t left house for months)
                                                    and tells you she needs to get a better guy with a bigger dikk......

                                                    Bro , what’s the story here for real ?

                                                    Im starting to believe this thread is a legit cry for help
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                                                    • Auto Donk
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 09-03-13
                                                      • 43559

                                                      #27
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