[DwightShrute]

I would TOADALLY let her poo on my side of the bed!!!!

[DwightShrute]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[smokenjoke]

A$S5O

[DiggityDaggityDo]

When KVB was in 5th grade his teacher had his class make an art project for Mother’s Day.

Can you tell which one KVB made?

[DwightShrute]

[stevenash]

S'up Joker dude.

Appreciate your random YouTube pulls.

[stevenash]

When KVB was in 5th grade his teacher had his class make an art project for Mother’s Day.

KVB is like the SBR version of Steven Hawkings sans wheelchair, in fifth grade I hear in 5th grade just when his teacher thought she had the answer KVB changed the question.

[stevek173]

Fidels?!

[DiggityDaggityDo]

We’d plow, yeah?



Oh, I cashed Heat -8 too

[KnuckleHeadz]

We’d plow, yeah?



Oh, I cashed Heat -8 too

I’d plow the line on her arse and then her…

https://i.postimg.cc/JhRNYtWF/C703-F...-EDC44-CFA.png

[DwightShrute]

[KnuckleHeadz]

🤣🤣🤣

[stevenash]

^
Check out the brother on the left, his eyes are staring right down at the babe's milkers and his facial expression is saying "I'm really skunked on alcohol"

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Left, right or middle?

[stevenash]

Let's talk about cheese.

Don't you hate it when the deli department puts those stickers across the plastic bag so tight you can't help but ripping the back while opening?

And while I'm at it, what's the deal with those separator thingies between each slice.
Does no good, the individual slices of cheese still stick together.

Quick riddle?
What's the ten words a butcher will never hear uttered?

"And I'll take a pound of head cheese too please"

Five words you really don't want directed at you.
"Did you cut the cheese"?

(Unless it's a really good stinky fart, the kind that sends up swirling stink lines like you see in the comics and you're really proud of that fart, then yeah, I'll proudly own up to that kind of fart)

[KnuckleHeadz]

^
Check out the brother on the left, his eyes are staring right down at the babe's milkers and his facial expression is saying "I'm really skunked on alcohol"

Get some rest tonight Nash!
🤣

[stevenash]

Get some rest tonight Nash!
藍

Problem with that is I got a solid seven consecutive hour sleep last night from midnight to 7am, woke up like a boss, went to the cardiologist, got all my business work done this afternoon, took Tessie Dog on a one hour doggie power run, than took a three hour power nap for 5pm to 8pm.

Right now I'm wired for speed, strap yourself in as I am so on top of my game tonight.

Not for nothing I hit my Miami wager, just hit my Suns over wager, and my bow-wow of the day pick, those high flying birdies from Baltimore cashed too.

Three for three, fresh as a dewy spring lawn on an April morning, all this and brains too not to mention exceedingly handsome too.

Don't touch me I'm a real live wire.

That's enough of talking about me, you can talk about me for awhile now.
(That old gag, and no, I don't believe my own shit, but it makes for some mighty fine humorous reading, don't ya know?)

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Question #1 today

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

967 May 5 DET +150

This is a BAS line.

[KnuckleHeadz]

MLB

Favs. 230-141 (62%)
Favs off a lose. 95-52 (65%)
Home Favs -200 or more 37-17 (69%)
Non Division road Favs 46-17 (73%)

[stevek173]

Fidels?!

[Da Manster!]

For DDD and Nash!...

[KVB]

LMAO Manster, what in the world?

[Da Manster!]

^^^....

[KVB]

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[KVB]

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[KVB]

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[KVB]

<iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/BigElegantIberianemeraldlizard' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='684'></iframe>

[KVB]

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[manny24]

oh wow nice pole KV

[stevenash]

That dude scaled that pillar effortlessly.
I'm impressed, I couldn't do that.

[stevenash]

Further proof the pitching dynamics in MLB has drastically changes.

25 games into the season there are 134 pitchers that have started four of more games (all starts, no relief work)
Which is about right, 30 teams four starters each.

Here's the thing, of those 134 starting pitchers only 59 (less than half) qualify for any type of major year-end awards. In this case 25 games have been played, to qualify you must have pitched at least 25 innings. Rules state to be eligible for ERA crown for instance you must have pitched at least one inning per game that the individual team played in, nine times out of ten it's 162.

Of those 134 pitchers, 24 of them have pitched less than 20 innings (less than 4 IP a start)
Which screams more teams are going with 'openers' rather than starters.
Some of those are just flat-out shit bum hamburger regular rotation starters, some of those have 24 actually have decent numbers.

The 59 'qualified starters this season to date have made a total of 296 combined starts, have thrown a combined 1648 innings for an average of 5.57 innings patched per start.

Putting those numbers into perspective no starting pitcher (on the average) doesn't even qualify for a 'quality start'.
To earn a QS you must have pitched at least six innings yielding three earned runs or less.

Baby Boomers (such as myself) when we were in grade school each team had a four man set rotation, almost all the starting pitchers threw 200 innings per season and then some, and your bullpen had two quality short inning pitchers, and the other six pitchers were gas cans.

The four man rotation is officially dead, along with the hit and run and the stolen base.

As the CIO of Macy's who I worked for in IT when I first started out in this career once told me a quarter century ago, "Bill, I like you, you have a ton of potential, let me give you a piece of advice which is if you can't or won't adapt to change you will perish, don't be afraid of change, change is good."

Bob Dylan had an epic hit with "Times They Are A Changing"

[edawg]

Terrible form knees are breaking inward and up on her toes that are rotating inward injury is going to happen soon. As a man I love it as a strength coach I am sickened. 😃