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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Had to do something about milkers followed by a fat girl GIF.

    Hi Daggles, Tessie Dog and your pal Nasher both love you.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    My favorite TessieDog pic yet

    That Tessie Dog pic is one of my top three of her too.
    Cooper (The Wonder Dog) I have 18 years worth of.

    Note the pile of laundry on the sofa next to the door that leads down to my laundry room.
    Your pal Nasher and rest of the Nash clan don't do clean on Sunday's.
    Sunday is fun day.
    Only thing I do on Sunday is veg out on sports and eat (and poop like a champ of course)
    We clean up after the pups, that's the only thing we do on Sunday.

    I cook, that's it. Dishes? Pile 'em up in the sink. Laundry? I don't do a stinking wash on Sunday.
    Sunday is fun day.

    But.
    Monday is "get shit done day" at Casa de Nasher.
    Clean, mop, dishes, everything.
    Not here a Monday, there a Monday, but EVERY Monday. NO EXCEPTIONS.
    Fun day Sunday comes with consequences.

    Just took a stroll out to the mailbox to collect the weekend mail.
    20 pounds of snail mail, 19 pounds of worthless shit.
    Banks want to give me equity loans. I don't want your stinking money, I'm fine, stop cramming shit in my mailbox.
    What else? Tons of crap, post cards from gutter cleaning services.
    I don't have a gutter, I own a condo, I don't own a roof to drain. That's on the condo association, don't clutter up my box with that shit please.
    20 pounds of shit, only thing of relevance was the monthly water bill.
    Most other shit of relevance is online.

    But I digress, I am the king of digression, brevity is not my forte.
    I'm gone a whopping four minutes, two minutes to the mail box, two minutes to get back. Four minutes.
    I open the front door and Tessie Dog is greeting me like I'm returning from war in 1944.
    She's leaping, she's dancing as if to say "Welcome home Daddy, I missed you"
    I'm like "Tessie Dog, I was gone four minutes"
    Then she licked my face and pooped on the floor.
    (Everything I said is 100 percent truth, except for the poop part)
    Honest to God, how can you not love Tessie Dog, it's like Dino and Fred.






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    I want to find a girl that will lick my face then poop on the floor.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I want to find a girl that will lick my face then poop on the floor.
    Heaven on Earth I tell ya what.

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    This is good reading right here



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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    This is good reading right here



    I want a copy.
    Does Amazon have it.

    OK, your pal Nasher needs to step away from the keyboard for a bit.
    It's "Get shit done Monday"
    Back to work.

    Holy shit, it's 1:30 already, breakfast blew by and I'm hungry now.

    Dags?
    What's for lunch?
    I got a hodge-podge of things in the icebox I can whip up.

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    Well, since you are asking Nasher.

    Any chance you can whip one of these up?


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    Nasher, DDD, I hate to say it but...

    reported

    All of the both of ya's, re fukkin ported

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    Oh great

    See what you did there Nasher?

    you got me in trouble again

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    This is good reading right here


    My bad, I thought Nasher posted this.

    Ok Nasher, you get a pass.

    I unreported you Nash and double reported DDD.

    Anyone remember when Bear Brylls drank from the poop that peed?

    Or at least squeezed teh elephant dung so hard that liquid came out?


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    My bad, I thought Nasher posted this.

    Ok Nasher, you get a pass.

    I unreported you Nash and double reported DDD.

    Anyone remember when Bear Brylls drank from the poop that peed?

    Or at least squeezed teh elephant dung so hard that liquid came out?

    Reported

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    Fuk, could this actually be happening?

    I can't find a particular notepad that had some particular Crypto things on it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Fuk, could this actually be happening?

    I can't find a particular notepad that had some particular Crypto things on it.

    Seed phrases?

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    Like living in a prison with guards
    But you are not actually in prison

    Weird

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Like living in a prison with guards
    But you are not actually in prison
    Weird

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    "Again, there are no birds in the trees apart from these, which will be eaten on Tuesday. They are yummy."


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    I remember this one

    Fukkin Hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    My bad, I thought Nasher posted this.

    Ok Nasher, you get a pass.

    I unreported you Nash and double reported DDD.

    Anyone remember when Bear Brylls drank from the poop that peed?

    Or at least squeezed teh elephant dung so hard that liquid came out?



    My scorecard now if all fukked up.

    Let me get this straight, the official scorer now charges DDD a double error, and the error originally to Nash is now ruled a hit?





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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I remember this one

    Fukkin Hilarious
    Former Oregon politicians forced to drink coffee made of snow.

    This country has gone to shit.


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    North Korea worse than I realized
    And trust me , I already knew it was bad

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    It's how they bring it.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    North Korea worse than I realized
    And trust me , I already knew it was bad
    Oh it's bad.

    The population is just plain smaller after generations of malnourishment.

    Afghanistan might follow the same path.

    NK can saber rattle a nuke and earn humanitarian aid, and they need to as they are always one big storm or flood away from starvation. It's been their M/O for a long time

    The Taliban can't rattle shit.

    Going to be interesting to see how all that unfolds. This winter itself could see a lot of Afghans starve. Europe and aid organizations will have to help, if Mr. Taliban will even accept it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    It's how they bring it.....

    Yup. Dodgers teased the "free money" -1.5 twice last night, but Atlanta said hell no.


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Yup. Dodgers teased the "free money" -1.5 twice last night, but Atlanta said hell no.

    https://www.sportsbookreview.com/for...rts-today.html

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Oh it's bad.

    The population is just plain smaller after generations of malnourishment.

    Afghanistan might follow the same path.

    NK can saber rattle a nuke and earn humanitarian aid, and they need to as they are always one big storm or flood away from starvation. It's been their M/O for a long time

    The Taliban can't rattle shit.

    Going to be interesting to see how all that unfolds. This winter itself could see a lot of Afghans starve. Europe and aid organizations will have to help, if Mr. Taliban will even accept it.

    And I just boned up on what's going on in Haiti.

    The world is a ball of confusion.

    I refuse to leave the bunker here at Casa de Nasher.


    "People moving out, people moving.
    Run, run, but you sure can't hide"

    (One of Nasher's all time faves, and the funky bass is mind blowing too)





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    Think about the Braves season .....

    Every single time you checked on them

    " not performing well" " this isn't their year"

    Then Acuna gets hurt, their star player/personality
    which 100% should spell death in a already under
    performing team....

    But nope .... made a few moves , Riley stepped up
    Freeman held serve with his usual stats ,and here they are

    I know there's been far stranger teams in world series
    But Braves ,to me, are a bit of an underdog story this year.

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    The KVB NCAAF Visiitng Dog ML Fund has added...

    311 21-Oct TULANE +470

    Again, this haymaker Fund is not the best investment right now, but I'm posting the plays anyway.

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    Why boobs got to be so soft ?

    It's not fair men

    We stand no chance

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Why boobs got to be so soft ?

    It's not fair men

    We stand no chance
    Then you dive down lower and get that sweet beautiful smell of fermented sardines.

    It's not fair men

    We stand no chance

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    I bet North Korea ain't even all that bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Then you dive down lower and get that sweet beautiful smell of fermented sardines.

    It's not fair men

    We stand no chance
    Only been with 1 girl with an actual bad smell

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    It's not supposed to smell like fermented sardines.

    The vag is remaarkable at self cleaning, lol, a fish smell is definitely a problem.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Only been with 1 girl with an actual bad smell
    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    It's not supposed to smell like fermented sardines.

    The vag is remaarkable at self cleaning, lol, a fish smell is definitely a problem.

    You guys just ain't lived life yet is all.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I bet North Korea ain't even all that bad
    Well it's not the # 1 tourist attraction in the world
    for nothing ,my sweet, precious Daggles .

    What's funny as fukk is.

    I typed things to do in North Korea in Google

    First shit that popped up was

    "Things you shouldn't do while visiting North Korea "


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