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  • DiggityDaggityDo
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 11-30-08
    • 81450

    #132581
    Originally posted by stevenash
    Had to do something about milkers followed by a fat girl GIF.

    Hi Daggles, Tessie Dog and your pal Nasher both love you.




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    • stevenash
      Moderator
      • 01-17-11
      • 65441

      #132582
      Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
      My favorite TessieDog pic yet

      That Tessie Dog pic is one of my top three of her too.
      Cooper (The Wonder Dog) I have 18 years worth of.

      Note the pile of laundry on the sofa next to the door that leads down to my laundry room.
      Your pal Nasher and rest of the Nash clan don't do clean on Sunday's.
      Sunday is fun day.
      Only thing I do on Sunday is veg out on sports and eat (and poop like a champ of course)
      We clean up after the pups, that's the only thing we do on Sunday.

      I cook, that's it. Dishes? Pile 'em up in the sink. Laundry? I don't do a stinking wash on Sunday.
      Sunday is fun day.

      But.
      Monday is "get shit done day" at Casa de Nasher.
      Clean, mop, dishes, everything.
      Not here a Monday, there a Monday, but EVERY Monday. NO EXCEPTIONS.
      Fun day Sunday comes with consequences.

      Just took a stroll out to the mailbox to collect the weekend mail.
      20 pounds of snail mail, 19 pounds of worthless shit.
      Banks want to give me equity loans. I don't want your stinking money, I'm fine, stop cramming shit in my mailbox.
      What else? Tons of crap, post cards from gutter cleaning services.
      I don't have a gutter, I own a condo, I don't own a roof to drain. That's on the condo association, don't clutter up my box with that shit please.
      20 pounds of shit, only thing of relevance was the monthly water bill.
      Most other shit of relevance is online.

      But I digress, I am the king of digression, brevity is not my forte.
      I'm gone a whopping four minutes, two minutes to the mail box, two minutes to get back. Four minutes.
      I open the front door and Tessie Dog is greeting me like I'm returning from war in 1944.
      She's leaping, she's dancing as if to say "Welcome home Daddy, I missed you"
      I'm like "Tessie Dog, I was gone four minutes"
      Then she licked my face and pooped on the floor.
      (Everything I said is 100 percent truth, except for the poop part)
      Honest to God, how can you not love Tessie Dog, it's like Dino and Fred.





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      • DiggityDaggityDo
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 11-30-08
        • 81450

        #132583
        I want to find a girl that will lick my face then poop on the floor.
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        • stevenash
          Moderator
          • 01-17-11
          • 65441

          #132584
          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
          I want to find a girl that will lick my face then poop on the floor.
          Heaven on Earth I tell ya what.
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          • DiggityDaggityDo
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 11-30-08
            • 81450

            #132585
            This is good reading right here


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            • stevenash
              Moderator
              • 01-17-11
              • 65441

              #132586
              Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
              This is good reading right here



              I want a copy.
              Does Amazon have it.

              OK, your pal Nasher needs to step away from the keyboard for a bit.
              It's "Get shit done Monday"
              Back to work.

              Holy shit, it's 1:30 already, breakfast blew by and I'm hungry now.

              Dags?
              What's for lunch?
              I got a hodge-podge of things in the icebox I can whip up.
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              • DiggityDaggityDo
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 11-30-08
                • 81450

                #132587
                Well, since you are asking Nasher.

                Any chance you can whip one of these up?

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                • KVB
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 05-29-14
                  • 74817

                  #132588
                  Nasher, DDD, I hate to say it but...

                  reported

                  All of the both of ya's, re fukkin ported
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                  • DiggityDaggityDo
                    SBR Aristocracy
                    • 11-30-08
                    • 81450

                    #132589
                    Oh great

                    See what you did there Nasher?

                    you got me in trouble again
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                    • KVB
                      SBR Aristocracy
                      • 05-29-14
                      • 74817

                      #132590
                      Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                      This is good reading right here


                      My bad, I thought Nasher posted this.

                      Ok Nasher, you get a pass.

                      I unreported you Nash and double reported DDD.

                      Anyone remember when Bear Brylls drank from the poop that peed?

                      Or at least squeezed teh elephant dung so hard that liquid came out?

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                      • DiggityDaggityDo
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 11-30-08
                        • 81450

                        #132591
                        Originally posted by KVB
                        My bad, I thought Nasher posted this.

                        Ok Nasher, you get a pass.

                        I unreported you Nash and double reported DDD.

                        Anyone remember when Bear Brylls drank from the poop that peed?

                        Or at least squeezed teh elephant dung so hard that liquid came out?

                        Reported
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                        • KVB
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 05-29-14
                          • 74817

                          #132592
                          Fuk, could this actually be happening?

                          I can't find a particular notepad that had some particular Crypto things on it.

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                          • DiggityDaggityDo
                            SBR Aristocracy
                            • 11-30-08
                            • 81450

                            #132593
                            Originally posted by KVB
                            Fuk, could this actually be happening?

                            I can't find a particular notepad that had some particular Crypto things on it.

                            Seed phrases?
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                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 11-30-08
                              • 81450

                              #132594
                              <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/SlimyThisAntelopegroundsquirrel' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='684'></iframe>
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                              • Fidel_CashFlow
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 12-03-12
                                • 53970

                                #132595
                                Like living in a prison with guards
                                But you are not actually in prison

                                Weird
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                                • KVB
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 05-29-14
                                  • 74817

                                  #132596
                                  Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                  Like living in a prison with guards
                                  But you are not actually in prison
                                  Weird
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                                  • KVB
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 05-29-14
                                    • 74817

                                    #132597
                                    "Again, there are no birds in the trees apart from these, which will be eaten on Tuesday. They are yummy."

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                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 11-30-08
                                      • 81450

                                      #132598
                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                      I remember this one

                                      Fukkin Hilarious
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                                      • stevenash
                                        Moderator
                                        • 01-17-11
                                        • 65441

                                        #132599
                                        Originally posted by KVB
                                        My bad, I thought Nasher posted this.

                                        Ok Nasher, you get a pass.

                                        I unreported you Nash and double reported DDD.

                                        Anyone remember when Bear Brylls drank from the poop that peed?

                                        Or at least squeezed teh elephant dung so hard that liquid came out?



                                        My scorecard now if all fukked up.

                                        Let me get this straight, the official scorer now charges DDD a double error, and the error originally to Nash is now ruled a hit?




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                                        • KVB
                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                          • 05-29-14
                                          • 74817

                                          #132600
                                          Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                          I remember this one

                                          Fukkin Hilarious
                                          Former Oregon politicians forced to drink coffee made of snow.

                                          This country has gone to shit.

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                                          • Fidel_CashFlow
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 12-03-12
                                            • 53970

                                            #132601
                                            North Korea worse than I realized
                                            And trust me , I already knew it was bad
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                                            • Fidel_CashFlow
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 12-03-12
                                              • 53970

                                              #132602
                                              It's how they bring it.....

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                                              • KVB
                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                • 05-29-14
                                                • 74817

                                                #132603
                                                Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                North Korea worse than I realized
                                                And trust me , I already knew it was bad
                                                Oh it's bad.

                                                The population is just plain smaller after generations of malnourishment.

                                                Afghanistan might follow the same path.

                                                NK can saber rattle a nuke and earn humanitarian aid, and they need to as they are always one big storm or flood away from starvation. It's been their M/O for a long time

                                                The Taliban can't rattle shit.

                                                Going to be interesting to see how all that unfolds. This winter itself could see a lot of Afghans starve. Europe and aid organizations will have to help, if Mr. Taliban will even accept it.
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                                                • KVB
                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                  • 05-29-14
                                                  • 74817

                                                  #132604
                                                  Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                  It's how they bring it.....

                                                  Yup. Dodgers teased the "free money" -1.5 twice last night, but Atlanta said hell no.

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                                                  • stevenash
                                                    Moderator
                                                    • 01-17-11
                                                    • 65441

                                                    #132605
                                                    Originally posted by KVB
                                                    Yup. Dodgers teased the "free money" -1.5 twice last night, but Atlanta said hell no.

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                                                    • stevenash
                                                      Moderator
                                                      • 01-17-11
                                                      • 65441

                                                      #132606
                                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                                      Oh it's bad.

                                                      The population is just plain smaller after generations of malnourishment.

                                                      Afghanistan might follow the same path.

                                                      NK can saber rattle a nuke and earn humanitarian aid, and they need to as they are always one big storm or flood away from starvation. It's been their M/O for a long time

                                                      The Taliban can't rattle shit.

                                                      Going to be interesting to see how all that unfolds. This winter itself could see a lot of Afghans starve. Europe and aid organizations will have to help, if Mr. Taliban will even accept it.

                                                      And I just boned up on what's going on in Haiti.

                                                      The world is a ball of confusion.

                                                      I refuse to leave the bunker here at Casa de Nasher.


                                                      "People moving out, people moving.
                                                      Run, run, but you sure can't hide"

                                                      (One of Nasher's all time faves, and the funky bass is mind blowing too)




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                                                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                        • 12-03-12
                                                        • 53970

                                                        #132607
                                                        Think about the Braves season .....

                                                        Every single time you checked on them

                                                        " not performing well" " this isn't their year"

                                                        Then Acuna gets hurt, their star player/personality
                                                        which 100% should spell death in a already under
                                                        performing team....

                                                        But nope .... made a few moves , Riley stepped up
                                                        Freeman held serve with his usual stats ,and here they are

                                                        I know there's been far stranger teams in world series
                                                        But Braves ,to me, are a bit of an underdog story this year.
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                                                        • KVB
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 05-29-14
                                                          • 74817

                                                          #132608
                                                          The KVB NCAAF Visiitng Dog ML Fund has added...

                                                          311 21-Oct TULANE +470
                                                          Again, this haymaker Fund is not the best investment right now, but I'm posting the plays anyway.

                                                          <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/AggravatingAromaticIcelandicsheepdog' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='851'></iframe>
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                                                          • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 12-03-12
                                                            • 53970

                                                            #132609
                                                            Why boobs got to be so soft ?

                                                            It's not fair men

                                                            We stand no chance
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                                                            • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                                              • 11-30-08
                                                              • 81450

                                                              #132610
                                                              Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                              Why boobs got to be so soft ?

                                                              It's not fair men

                                                              We stand no chance
                                                              Then you dive down lower and get that sweet beautiful smell of fermented sardines.

                                                              It's not fair men

                                                              We stand no chance
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                                                              • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                SBR Aristocracy
                                                                • 11-30-08
                                                                • 81450

                                                                #132611
                                                                I bet North Korea ain't even all that bad
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                                                                • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                                                  • 12-03-12
                                                                  • 53970

                                                                  #132612
                                                                  Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                  Then you dive down lower and get that sweet beautiful smell of fermented sardines.

                                                                  It's not fair men

                                                                  We stand no chance
                                                                  Only been with 1 girl with an actual bad smell
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                                                                  • KVB
                                                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                                                    • 05-29-14
                                                                    • 74817

                                                                    #132613
                                                                    It's not supposed to smell like fermented sardines.

                                                                    The vag is remaarkable at self cleaning, lol, a fish smell is definitely a problem.

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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                                      • 81450

                                                                      #132614
                                                                      Originally posted by Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                      Only been with 1 girl with an actual bad smell
                                                                      Originally posted by KVB
                                                                      It's not supposed to smell like fermented sardines.

                                                                      The vag is remaarkable at self cleaning, lol, a fish smell is definitely a problem.

                                                                      You guys just ain't lived life yet is all.

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                                                                      • Fidel_CashFlow
                                                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                                                        • 12-03-12
                                                                        • 53970

                                                                        #132615
                                                                        Originally posted by DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                        I bet North Korea ain't even all that bad
                                                                        Well it's not the # 1 tourist attraction in the world
                                                                        for nothing ,my sweet, precious Daggles .

                                                                        What's funny as fukk is.

                                                                        I typed things to do in North Korea in Google

                                                                        First shit that popped up was

                                                                        "Things you shouldn't do while visiting North Korea "

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