[hubie69]

From the "If I'm lying I'm dying" Department.

So, I just used the remaining old ground beef and whipped me up a big fat Sloppy Joe sandwich, known as loose meat sandwiches in certain parts of the midwest.

Any-hoo, while I'm preparing it Cooper (the 18 year old) "Wonder Dog" comes waltzing into the kitchen, and he's begging me with those big old Cooper brown eyes that'll make any mans heart stand still. I want to, I'd love to, but it's got onions and spices and stuff like that any dog, no less 18 years old should have.

I turn around, turn off the stove, make my sandwich, and what's at my feet?
Yep, a big old protest poop from our pal Coop. His way of saying "if you're not giving me beef Daddy, I'm crapping your kitchen floor"

So what's a guy to do?
Pick it up and have a good laugh, that's what.

[stevenash]

I can tell you 18 years of Cooper "The Wonder Dog" stories that'll leave you in stitches.

[hubie69]

I can tell you 18 years of Cooper "The Wonder Dog" stories that'll leave you in stitches.

Im sure. One of our cat boxes is back by my workstation. Guaranteed if I sit down, cat will poop within 5 minutes.

[stevenash]

I’m also on Da Bears, Nasher.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

If you dont have NFL Redzone:

https://ustvgo.tv/nfl-redzone/

[stevenash]

If you dont have NFL Redzone:

https://ustvgo.tv/nfl-redzone/

Have it.
I got so many devices fired up here my head is spinning.

[KVB]

If you dont have NFL Redzone:

https://ustvgo.tv/nfl-redzone/

Wow, no popups.

But it's behind the vipleague version by a few plays.

Still good though.

[KVB]

From the "If I'm lying I'm dying" Department.

So, I just used the remaining old ground beef and whipped me up a big fat Sloppy Joe sandwich, known as loose meat sandwiches in certain parts of the midwest.

Any-hoo, while I'm preparing it Cooper (the 18 year old) "Wonder Dog" comes waltzing into the kitchen, and he's begging me with those big old Cooper brown eyes that'll make any mans heart stand still. I want to, I'd love to, but it's got onions and spices and stuff like that any dog, no less 18 years old should have.

I turn around, turn off the stove, make my sandwich, and what's at my feet?
Yep, a big old protest poop from our pal Coop. His way of saying "if you're not giving me beef Daddy, I'm crapping your kitchen floor"

So what's a guy to do?
Pick it up and have a good laugh, that's what.

Coop is a rebel, make no mistake.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Wow, no popups.

But it's behind the vipleague version by a few plays.

Still good though.

Yeah, tons of live channels on that site. No popups

https://ustvgo.tv/

[stevenash]

Roll Tide.

DeVonta Smith first NFL catch, a TD.
Alabama connection, Hurts to Smith.

[stevenash]

Coop is a rebel, make no mistake.

Like I always say to Ally, he'll live to 22 just to piss us off.

[stevenash]

Yeah, tons of live channels on that site. No popups

https://ustvgo.tv/

Even though I have it in my cable package, that's a handy link.
Thanks Daggles.

Oh look, here comes Tessie dog now.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Have it.
I got so many devices fired up here my head is spinning.

[hubie69]

[stevenash]

Middle.

[hubie69]

Right

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I had a pizza sent to you, KVB

No need to tip, I already paid the tip.

[Bostongambler]

Sausage fest

[KVB]

[KVB]

At Heritage it could be the afternoon my time so closer to evening your time with moneylines probably not out until monday, at Heritage. Like 2 or 3 pm pacific, 5 or 6 east coast.

Heritage isn't the quickest, lines will have been out somewhere for a couple hours.

I could be wrong though, it could be earlier. Usually by week 2 and 3 it gets a little more hardened, so it's tough to tell.

For spreads, I expect to be looking at openers around 11am to 12pm my time at Circa, 5D, DK, PA and Jersey, etc.

BOL comes in a little later, around 1pm my time, then Heritage usually in the next batch around 2 or 3pm. Those times might be earlier tomorrow, especially the BOL's and Heritage, just because the market is getting a little more efficient, a little faster as we get into football, but it will still probably be in that order.

Thank you pal, you never disappoint in regards to answering a question

Jerky Circa and 5d sending out spreads as we speak.

[stevenash]

^
Heritage Race for the Super Bowl contest is very nice.

[jackpot269]

Roll Tide.

DeVonta Smith first NFL catch, a TD.
Alabama connection, Hurts to Smith.

[BeatTheJerk]

Jerky Circa and 5d sending out spreads as we speak.

I see that ! Still waiting on my Heritage lines. My state isn’t legal yet to bet in those markets unfortunately KVB.

[stevenash]

Let me get this straight.
Jets got rid of Darnold for Wilson?



CMC MONSTER first half.
8 receptions , 91 receiving yards, 33 rush yard.

Without question, when healthy NFL's elite RB.

Who knows, maybe the Panthers got something.
(Probably not)

[KVB]

I see that ! Still waiting on my Heritage lines. My state isn’t legal yet to bet in those markets unfortunately KVB.

I wish everyone could still get 5D lines.

I feel a little uncomfortable posting those openers when it's not at least somewhat available.

But for the intergrity of the charts, it's like I need to.

On top of that, I've been comparing to the pinny ml closer, not really sure that's even fair. Sometimes I think maybe it's best to compare to the closer of different markets, different books.

Or maybe not.

Ok got work to do here. already bought...

The KVB NCAAF Visiting Dog Fund has picked up...

119		18-Sep	VTECH +3 (-110)
179			SC +32 (-110)

This is and the similar NCAAB funds are what I consider the sharpest spread Funds I've posted at SBR. I stopped posting the NCAAB one, it was too much...lol...killed the closer.

This is not a market tracking Fund, so not so much worried about the chart, except maybe a closing comparison.

These are Circas lines and buys have been made. 5d has the +3, but they hung +30.5, if you notice... I bought that too.

Circa did a move of protection on that Vtech bet too, I'll get into that once I'm done here... but know that it made -3 go to -2.5, then protection put it back, at -3.

Circa oddsmaker fukked up...lol.

[stevenash]

I wish everyone could still get 5D lines.

I feel a little uncomfortable posting those openers when it's not at least somewhat available.

But for the intergrity of the charts, it's like I need to.

On top of that, I've been comparing to the pinny ml closer, not really sure that's even fair. Sometimes I think maybe it's best to compare to the closer of different markets, different books.

Or maybe not.

Ok got work to do here. already bought...

The KVB NCAAF Visiting Dog Fund has picked up...

119		18-Sep	VTECH +3 (-110)
179			SC +32 (-110)

This is and the similar NCAAB funds are what I consider the sharpest spread Funds I've posted at SBR. I stopped posting the NCAAB one, it was too much...lol...killed the closer.

This is not a market tracking Fund, so not so much worried about the chart, except maybe a closing comparison.

These are Circas lines and buys have been made. 5d has the +3, but they hung +30.5, if you notice... I bought that too.

Circa did a move of protection on that Vtech bet too, I'll get into that once I'm done here... but know that it made -3 go to -2.5, then protection put it back, at -3.

Circa oddsmaker fukked up...lol.

Va. Tech huh?

OK, looks good to me.

[hubie69]

I also wish we could get 5D lines but we have a decent variety up here

[KVB]

...Circa did a move of protection on that Vtech bet too, I'll get into that once I'm done here... but know that it made -3 go to -2.5, then protection put it back, at -3.

Circa oddsmaker fukked up...lol.

Wish I would have explained this a little more, lol, because 5 minutes later 5d hung the total at 49.5. It would have basically a punchline to my story about the numbers.

Books trying to take Vtech off the table for a pro audience while at the same time keeping the line low.

Fukkers.

[KVB]

Fukk, I just very fukkin busy with major sports pulling from all directions.

No kidding.

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has added...

927

12-Sep

ARI +162

Backbone play. BAS with the generous line here, perhaps too generous to be true.

But that's not all...

[KVB]

Leaning Chicago too. Now this one has a contrarian slant to it for sure....

...I do like Chicago from that contrarian standpoint.

...Haven't bought Da Bears yet...

I did boyz, Bears qualified for the KVB NFL Contrarian Fund at +8.5 (-112) and I also picked up +9 (-115).

[KVB]

The KVB NCAAF UPSET Basket has picked up...

119

18-Sep

VTECH +135

5d here, but at least you know what I'm looking for. Any dog price here is acceptable, shit, I'd pay -105 for it in the right market.

[KVB]

The KVB NCAAF UPSET Basket has picked up...

119

18-Sep

VTECH +135

The KVB NCAAF UPSET Basket has added...

131	18-Sep	MINN +115
175		CHARLOTTE -103

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[KVB]

[stevenash]

Fukk, I just very fukkin busy with major sports pulling from all directions.

No kidding.

Like I said earlier, my head is a spinnin'

I love football Sundays.