1. #117426
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    Emily Blunt?







    Or...




    Rachel McAdams?





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    Rachel for sure.

    Imma be her pillow...


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    Just what in the world is she doing to that pillow?!

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    Humping Steve.

    She's humping that pillow.


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    It's nature Steve, she's natural.


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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    906 24-May MIL -115
    915 STL +165

    Backbone, I'm guessing 1-1 here with MIL the winner...I think.

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    Strange smile on that one.

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    A little FlyMe Ridah's two pick parlay...

    MIL Brewers -115 or so
    MIA Heat +5.


    Go!


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevek173 View Post
    Strange smile on that one.
    But she's good at house work Steve, at least with the floors, so let's give her chance...

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    Alright fine.

    Looking like that?

    As many chances as she needs.

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    Nice


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    LMAO ^^^^^


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    This pretty much sums up the heater I'm currently on.
    I have been playing poker since I was in Junior HS, when you pal Nasher still had a full set of hair and the T-Rex grazed for grass in my old backyard.

    I played in a very good regular $2.00 + $0.20 micro MTT hold 'em tournament ACR hosts earlier.
    Normally I shy away from micros for a for a few reasons.
    Low buy ins attract more donks who pretty much don't know how to play tournament poker and they will stupid things and ruin your game.
    And just as important if I am going to invest four hours of my disposable leisure time to a poker game I want a better payoff then say a hundred or so if I win the whole dam thing.

    This one has a guaranteed prize pool.
    Not all tourney's will guarantee their purses, some wait to announce the payouts until all the paid entrants are tallied up.
    In this event the guarantee purse in 800 dollars based on 400 entrants.
    On the average this tournament gets at least 440 players plus.

    Every so often 360 will show up, you'll still get a 400 entry prize pool.
    That's why I don't like Freezeouts.
    They are never guaranteed.

    And on to my point, which I could have arrived at six paragraphs ago, but I'm a bit of a sadist.
    Sometimes I don't mind torturing people.
    LoL

    In all my years playing poker I have never won a four way all in hand.
    Until now/
    I won that massive pot with a pair of Jacks.
    Here' the rare thing. the three other hands were not holding an ace..
    My Jacks held up despite of the other hands had over cards, but none of the other over card was an ace.

    I love heaters.
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    Bro , if that story ends with you taking 86th place
    and winning $7 we are all gonna be pissed .....
    Kept waiting for the " I won the whole damn thing"
    to show up in the final paragraph

    This also proves I do read your lengthy posts

  17. #117442
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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    But she's good at house work Steve, at least with the floors, so let's give her chance...

    Looks like just another day at DonkLand.

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    she seems nice

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    Jeff Bezos wealth






    Bernard Arnault, CEO and majority owner of French luxury group LVMH, has surpassed Amazon founder Jeff Bezos to become the world’s richest person.
    His estimated net worth currently stands at $186.3 billion nudging him past Bezos’s $186 billion in estimated wealth. Tesla founder Elon Musk stands third, with a net worth of $147 billion




  20. #117445
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    This pretty much sums up the heater I'm currently on.
    I have been playing poker since I was in Junior HS, when you pal Nasher still had a full set of hair and the T-Rex grazed for grass in my old backyard.

    I played in a very good regular $2.00 + $0.20 micro MTT hold 'em tournament ACR hosts earlier.
    Normally I shy away from micros for a for a few reasons.
    Low buy ins attract more donks who pretty much don't know how to play tournament poker and they will stupid things and ruin your game.
    And just as important if I am going to invest four hours of my disposable leisure time to a poker game I want a better payoff then say a hundred or so if I win the whole dam thing.

    This one has a guaranteed prize pool.
    Not all tourney's will guarantee their purses, some wait to announce the payouts until all the paid entrants are tallied up.
    In this event the guarantee purse in 800 dollars based on 400 entrants.
    On the average this tournament gets at least 440 players plus.

    Every so often 360 will show up, you'll still get a 400 entry prize pool.
    That's why I don't like Freezeouts.
    They are never guaranteed.

    And on to my point, which I could have arrived at six paragraphs ago, but I'm a bit of a sadist.
    Sometimes I don't mind torturing people.
    LoL

    In all my years playing poker I have never won a four way all in hand.
    Until now/
    I won that massive pot with a pair of Jacks.
    Here' the rare thing. the three other hands were not holding an ace..
    My Jacks held up despite of the other hands had over cards, but none of the other over card was an ace.

    I love heaters.
    Oh wow


    I think we’re all getting flappers and bacon tomorrow!!!


  21. #117446
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    Syzstem1c Raycysm


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    shit makes me F’n horny



  23. #117448
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    shit makes me F’n horny


    Mmmmmmm.... Fresh Steak

    We actually have a brisket smoking right now.

    Should be good eatin tomorrow late morning/early afternoon

    I should have taken a picture for you FIDELS

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    Bitch M-F’n BrickJames
    thought this guy was a Ridah
    guy was fake hanging out with us to enter our contests and take our hard earned coins
    we’ve been duped

  25. #117450
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    I should have taken a picture for you FIDELS
    We can exchange rooster pics instead though if you’re down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Mmmmmmm.... Fresh Steak

    We actually have a brisket smoking right now.

    Should be good eatin tomorrow late morning/early afternoon

    I should have taken a picture for you FIDELS
    Used to ya not takin pics for me
    bit dramatic to come at you like that , I know
    but think about it , hhhmmm bout a decade on this site
    how many pics have you taken for me ?
    3 ? 4 ?
    what , that one with your eggplant spread or whatever you was stoked about
    a pic of sandwich or two you threw together
    and I think 1 or 2 of you in the shower
    that’s not really much if we bring math and time into play guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    We can exchange rooster pics instead though if you’re down.
    See post #117481

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    Gonna make you proud soon, Fidels.

    Feel like I’ve let you down.

    I’ll do better though.

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    Hope so y0

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  32. #117457
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    That’s alot of jelly

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    Jiggle jiggle

    Wiggle wiggle

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    Which version

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