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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    all I needed was one stinkin' goddamn cokksukkin run from the 5th inning on and I would have won the twins/tigers game!!...but no!...goddamn non-hitting assholes with their goose eggs!.......gonna take a deep breath and reassess the situation.
    MLB has a way of busting fukkin balls Manster.

    Believe me, I know.

    Love the MLB Total Teasers. I'm going to try and put something together to see if we can figure out some +EV teaser candidates.

    Then we try to do what you are doing, get a 3 pick or so going. Vig a bitch, but fuk it.

    Literally, we gonna butt fukk it like it's a shoplifter.

    Nomsayin'?


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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    MLB has a way of busting fukkin balls Manster.

    Believe me, I know.

    Love the MLB Total Teasers. I'm going to try and put something together to see if we can figure out some +EV teaser candidates.

    Then we try to do what you are doing, get a 3 pick or so going. Vig a bitch, but fuk it.

    Literally, we gonna butt fukk it like it's a shoplifter.

    Nomsayin'?


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    hell yes KVB...dat's wut da fuk I'm talkin' bout!...at heritage, you can usually pick any two totals and shave off 2 runs per game and get paid (+EV) money or worst case scenario (-110)!.......or you can do a three teamer and shave off 3 runs per game and get paid (+EV) money!...no vig or juice!......it's just like a sore dick, you can't beat it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    hell yes KVB...dat's wut da fuk I'm talkin' bout!...at heritage, you can usually pick any two totals and shave off 2 runs per game and get paid (+EV) money or worst case scenario (-110)!.......or you can do a three teamer and shave off 3 runs per game and get paid (+EV) money!...no vig or juice!......it's just like a sore dick, you can't beat it!
    You can beat it, but it hurts like hell.

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    I was kind of hoping our MLB Total Teaser parlay experience wouldn't be comaprable to a sore dikk.

    But hey, let's get it!!!


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    OK Manster, you can stop with the PM's.

    Here's the song already, sheesh...


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    Quote Originally Posted by MaltedHopsFrenzy View Post
    She has no idea who that is - hence the 'Daddy Issues' you see before you. And we reap all the benefits!
    Doubt one could look any more mischievous Malted
    Something about that pic
    Trouble trouble trouble

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    We moving to a new house in a few months
    We are going to have a bad ass game room
    Pool table,shuffleboard,bar,projection movie screen
    Dart machine, tournament poker table,and this incredible piece of work
    You can customize it to any skin you want
    Can be a Tony Montana theme with chromatherapy
    lighting if that's what you choose .

    Here's a example . We were wanting to buy some arcade
    games for a smaller room in the man cave , then
    realized why buy 1 arcade game for 1,000 , when
    You can have 70,000 + with easy to download more
    all in one machine .... 100% buying one ,just got to
    see what features will want . Actually a purchase
    you don't want to rush

    Here's one example on YouTube
    If you like arcade games
    or looking to elevate your chill spot at home
    This is def the answer . Around 4 grand for
    the complete sound and light options .



    70,000 + games in same footprint of space you
    could fit 2 regular arcade games
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    You can also hook your ps5 or Xbox controller
    up to it lol ... or use a zapper gun
    like old shooter games .



    The custom skin , upgraded lighting and sound options are important to me
    Others in the house just want it
    for the games .

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    Nice Fidels!

    You already find a house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    OK Manster, you can stop with the PM's.

    Here's the song already, sheesh...


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nice Fidels!

    You already find a house?
    Yeah , we got till June before we can move
    This is months down road, if not half year before
    we would have any ofbthis set up.

    Hope you take a minute to fast forward through
    youtube to check that machine out.
    Just gotta picture that bad boy at your crib
    Shit even watching a bet on the big screen
    You'd still get up and make your way to the
    MegaCade and start gaming while glancing
    back at the sports bet on TV

    I'm needing to find the warranty on it first though
    Needing a 3 to 5 year no if ands or booties
    before we bite

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    Daggles?

    Would you make it rain all over Jessie Coffield's little itty bitty bitties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Yeah , we got till June before we can move
    This is months down road, if not half year before
    we would have any ofbthis set up.

    Hope you take a minute to fast forward through
    youtube to check that machine out.
    Just gotta picture that bad boy at your crib
    Shit even watching a bet on the big screen
    You'd still get up and make your way to the
    MegaCade and start gaming while glancing
    back at the sports bet on TV

    I'm needing to find the warranty on it first though
    Needing a 3 to 5 year no if ands or booties
    before we bite
    Got me wanting to play DigDug now

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post

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    You have to get the Zapper gun, maybe even 2 or 4, depending on what the game allows.

    Crazy fun with all that shit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Daggles?

    Would you make it rain all over Jessie Coffield's little itty bitty bitties?
    Yeah, I’d go for it


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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Got me wanting to play DigDug now
    Lol you gave me a idea .
    I'll record myself playing whatever game
    is requested . And most likely be drunk
    so I'm sure the commentary will be fun LOL

    Can have any game you want, and if there is one
    you want, you just download it kind of how
    you would a new song or movie to your phone
    and bam ... it's now on the selection options

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    San Diego Padres star shortstop Fernando Tatis Jr. has been placed on the 10-day injured list but will not need surgery after the latest injury to his troublesome left shoulder, general manager A.J. Preller said Tuesday




    well you better fukking hope no surgery ....
    your not even 10 games into a 14 year contract
    He needs surgery or this will nag forever.

    They are likley foolish for not taking care of this already.

    It's always going to be "troublesome" until they clean it up, even though it is the non throwing shoulder.

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    Nasher??

    Would you scrub her back if she asked you to?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    My bad

    I meant W1nt3r

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    Hate typing on phone
    Always looks like the sentence layout
    looks all shitty on SBR ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    That’s KVB

    I’m not going to
    say how I know thats him

    But trust me. That’s KVB

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Fuk

    Now I gotta log in to the micro-chip website and add the numbers to the name.
    Did you change the name?

    I hereby issue the W1nt3r Fawk You JJ Challenge.

    Post the pic.


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    Quote Originally Posted by BeatTheJerk View Post
    It must be a secret I didn’t get an answer. Let’s keep shit on the hush 狼

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    This is just crazy...

    <iframe src='https://gfycat.com/ifr/LameEmotionalBactrian' frameborder='0' scrolling='no' allowfullscreen width='640' height='646'></iframe>

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nasher??

    Would you scrub her back if she asked you to?

    Look at the hair on her right leg!...Damn I belched!...
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Nasher??

    Would you scrub her back if she asked you to?





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    Holy shit, today’s National Beer Day.

    Fellas, you know what to do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Da Manster! View Post
    Look at the hair on her right leg!...Damn I belched!...


    The little details

    I zoomed in to check too

    Fuk

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    Holy shit, today’s National Beer Day.

    Fellas, you know what to do.
    Of course.

    This...


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    Pass
    can’t do beer

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    Beer is like wine to me
    Extra wasted calories in your body
    get something that will get the job done without drinking 20 of them

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