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[stevenash]

Would you rather:

a) eat that burger
b) eat those fries
c) drink that Coke
d) bang 2009 Carmen Electra raw dog

OMG, there is a burger in that pic.

Would you say that cheeseburger is in paradise?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I'd say it's right below paradise.

Or right below where Denis Rodman used to shoot big loads.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Anything good to bet on tonight?

Major League Soccer

Oh wait... you said GOOD

[KVB]

Best thing to do today is make bets for the next few days.

Or watch this over and over...

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[DiggityDaggityDo]

[stevenash]

I think I just pitched the perfect dookie,
It was a six inch on piece horseshoe.

Here's the beauty of it, I wiped down below, and not even as much as a brown racing stripe on the white toilet paper.

That my friends is one magic dookie.

[KVB]

It was a six inch on piece horseshoe...

You took a shit on a piece of a horseshoe?

just kidding.

Thanks for the update.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

Would you rather:

a) eat that burger
b) eat those fries
c) drink that Coke
d) bang 2009 Carmen Electra raw dog

Is that an ice cold Mexican Coke made with real sugar?
Are those hand-cut fries?
Fresh, never frozen grass fed beef burger patty?

Just too many variables.....

[KVB]

Is that an ice cold Mexican Coke made with real sugar?
Are those hand-out fries?
Fresh, never frozen grass fed beef burger patty?

Just too many variables.....

When all else fails, and there are too many variable, opt for the pussy.

Amirite?

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

Would you rather:

a) eat that burger
b) eat those fries
c) drink that Coke
d) bang 2009 Carmen Electra raw dog

When all else fails, and there are too many variable, opt for the pussy.

Amirite?

Well, the whole thing is being presented as:
Eat/Consume the burger, fries, & Coke,
But "FU##" the pu$$y?
I guess if that's the parameters, I'm FU##ING the pu$$y.....
But - the whole thing is being presented as a "buffet" - so, if the 'fourth meal' is eat the Pu$$y, I need to know more particulars on the other 3 edible options.....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I think I just pitched the perfect dookie,
It was a six inch on piece horseshoe.

Here's the beauty of it, I wiped down below, and not even as much as a brown racing stripe on the white toilet paper.

That my friends is one magic dookie.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Teacher to Student*

T: "Use the word 'centimeter' in a sentence"
S: ‟My grandma was arriving at the train station so i was centimeter”
T: ‟No, no, that‘s ‘Sent to meet her‘. Okay, try another one. Use ‘contagious‘ in a sentence please”
S: ‟I had to wait at the train station for hours because it took that contagious!”

[KVB]

Well, the whole thing is being presented as:
Eat/Consume the burger, fries, & Coke,
But "FU##" the pu$$y?
I guess if that's the parameters, I'm FU##ING the pu$$y.....
But - the whole thing is being presented as a "buffet" - so, if the 'fourth meal' is eat the Pu$$y, I need to know more particulars on the other 3 edible options.....

Fair enough. Love the fourth meal.

[KVB]

So I get a call, it's my wife, car won't start.

Bought it in February from CarMax and the battery was likely due.

Bad cell, crisis dealt with.

Could have been worse....

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

[stevek173]

The KVB NCAAF UPSET Basket has added...

289

28-Nov

LOUISVILLE +102

Here are the pending in that Fund...

137	27-Nov	STANFORD +110
143		IOWA ST +115
157	28-Nov	GA SOUTH +104
159		ARKANSAS +110
171		W KENTUCKY -110
181		PENN ST +160
185		DUKE -110
207		TULSA +110
209	29-Nov	UTAH +166

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Such talent

[KVB]

[stevenash]

Daggles.
I’ve been naughty, spank me.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Daggles.
I’ve been naughty, spank me.

Naughty how?

What did you do this time, Nasher?

[stevenash]

Actually I’ve been good I just want to be spanked.

[MaltedHopsFrenzy]

Fair enough. Love the fourth meal.

I’ve decided - I’m FU##ING the burger.....

[stevenash]

I’ve decided - I’m FU##ING the burger.....

You sure?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Nasher, if the man wants to fuk the burger let the man fuk the burger.

[stevenash]

Daggles?

Pie?

[stevenash]

Homer selection here.

Fairfield +20 Providence.

Our new 2020 motto.
“Fairfield U, We don’t suck ass at hoops anymore”

[KVB]

"If I had a gun for every Ace I've drawn.
I could arm a town the size of Abilene."

[KVB]

I'm Det +3.
Atl +3
Phi +5.

Also the UNDER in the Dallas game tonight.

But you didn't here it from me.

[KVB]

I also just bought 6 NCAAF spreads but they will not get posted.

So fukk off you thieves.

[KVB]

[KVB]

153		27-Nov	S MISS +20.5 (-107)
169		28-Nov	MINNESOTA +22 (-110)
209		29-Nov	UTAH +4.5 (-108)
233		28-Nov	KANSAS ST +5 (-110)
239		28-Nov	UTEP +8 (-110)

We've lost S Miss, Utah, and Minnesota. This is not workable, not at all.

COVID a bigger problem than ever. For me, because I understand the script that comes down the pipelines for sports, I would rather have no sports than this shitshow market we have now.

I might quit the game until the spring.

If I do that, I'll have a lot of free time, lol, but then so will my team.



It doesn't matter how much I win at sports, it won't be enough to sustain the business.

This is significant on so many levels.

[KVB]

The KVB NCAAB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

617

25-Nov

TOLEDO +3 (-109)

As of now I want to run this Fund here, but I'm not gonna lie, you might not see me for a couple of months.

I might just sit on my ass and do nothing, as I might have nothing to do.

[KVB]

Last year, the KVB NCAAB Contrarian Fund was up nearly 20 units hitting about 58%.

That's following nearly 10 years of consecutive losses, with just one positive year in the middle there.

I believe the market has bottomed and we have a positive NCAAB Contrarian Fund outlook moving forward.

The only complicating factor here is COVID and the way it shakes up the markets. I will be testing constantly to see if it's sustainable, fadeable, or just on the watch list.

[stevenash]

I can't believe FOX sports put my beloved Fairfield Stags on national TV

That happens as frequently as your pal Nasher getting laid by super model.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Were we having pie last night?

Did I miss out?