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    Quote Originally Posted by turtledoves View Post
    you guys studying thermodynamics too? there's some hot bodies in here
    No, but I have been studying homodynamics.


    Homodynamics
    When someone says no homo, where exactly does the homo go?

    Well according to the first law of Homodynamics states that the total homosexuality of an isolated system is constant; homosexuality can be transferred from one person to another, but can be neither created nor destroyed.

    This means that everytime someone exclaims the words "no homo" the homo must be transferred from one person to another through the other person responding with "full homo" if no such response is said the homo will be transferred into the atmosphere contributing to gay smog which will eventually lead to the extinction of straight

    people and humanity everywhere.

    Such a noble sacrifice can be manageable by always having a gay friend around to say "full homo" and be further infected with the BIG gay.

    Homodynamics at home:

    You:"traps aren't gay"
    Trap: "Shut the penetrate up \*\*\*\*\*\*"
    You: "no homo..."
    Trap: "full homo"

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Left, right or middle?

    Middle looks like an absolute blast

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Post of The Year?







    Hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    Fuking great, another pandemic on the way

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    I have gave this considerable thought, probably more thought than I should have spent, but here goes.

    I don't think under any circumstance, and that includes four straight hours of chugging Jack Daniels straight, where I would insert my rooster into any of Rachel Nichols's orifices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    I have gave this considerable thought, probably more thought than I should have spent, but here goes.

    I don't think under any circumstance, and that includes four straight hours of chugging Jack Daniels straight, where I would insert my rooster into any of Rachel Nichols's orifices.
    But would you eat her ass, Nasher?





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    ^
    Maybe, if the timing is correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stevenash View Post
    ^
    Maybe, if the timing is correct.
    What it it was 3:30PM on a Friday?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    But would you eat her ass, Nasher?





    You can be honest with us.

    We're all bros here.

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    4 game winning streak here
    would be 5 if not for Bears blowing that 17-0 lead
    but that loss is what put me on rage mode and only reason i made a huge play on Seahawks sunday night
    so theres that.

    Will be line shopping when get the chance today .

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    But would you eat her ass, Nasher?





    You can be honest with us.

    We're all bros here.
    thats the ESPN reporter bishhhh ???
    fukk yeah a niggga diggin in that ishhhhh

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    shitty Thursday NIght Football game ehhh ....

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    featuring 2 Quarterbacks I swear are currently enrolled into a Witness Protection program




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    Well Miami is certainly a contrarian look, according to all my sources, everyone's on MIA and the OVER here. That line moved so much the Total could middle.

    UNDER is starting to look decent.

    I dunno, like you said it's shitty. You know what else is shitty? Our Tulsa NCAAF trigger is ppd'd due kung flu.

    Fuk that shit. It's one thing when games are cancelled, but when they are market tracking fund triggers, that's a whole new ball game.

    It's very disappointing to say the least. Instead, I somehow, ended up on Campell, and last week Abilene, games that should probably not even be played.

    Fuk.

    Gonna lay back and ice then I'm running a zoom meeting with parents, principal, a few teachers, etc. I'm president and I need to get these fukkers to pass a budget. Everyone has their own interests at heart, especially the teacher representation.

    lol

    DDD spends one late night with Brenda, and now he's at the waterpard huntin'




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    1989 check out dude's cell phone at the beginning.

    I remember thoses days. I remember when they weren't cell phones, they were car phones. Mobile, but huge and sometimes with a box so you had to leave it in the car.


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    Glad they aren't that big anymore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What it it was 3:30PM on a Friday?
    Alternate Friday's
    My heart can only take so much.

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    The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

    957 26-Sep NYY -106
    963 BAL +146
    965 DET +151

    These are not backbone plays.

    Love this one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    thats the ESPN reporter bishhhh ???
    fukk yeah a niggga diggin in that ishhhhh
    She’s a super wide body

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    DDD spends one late night with Brenda, and now he's at the waterpard huntin'

    Hey pal, that's Nasher's girl.

    Well... every other Friday she is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KVB View Post
    1989 check out dude's cell phone at the beginning.

    I remember thoses days. I remember when they weren't cell phones, they were car phones. Mobile, but huge and sometimes with a box so you had to leave it in the car.

    He got that Zack Morris phone.


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    Stayed off the NFL game altogether

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    For the life of me , I couldn't find a discernable edge ...


    Looking closely at the upcoming NBA game

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    Feel like the over is more likely than Denver covering the +6 . Hard to trust either side on the spread on this pivotal game , but feel like in this series there will always be a few players who catch fire on both teams .

    Over 214

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    Anybody fukkin tonight?

    Or gettin fukked?

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    100% head

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    100% head
    Fidels, has she made you blow the dildo yet?

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    Great first half
    Some easy misses in that 2nd quarter though

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Fidels, has she made you blow the dildo yet?
    Semi used it 1 time . Not my thing
    I've already inquired with a team of researchers and they concluded
    and a inch ( maybe 2 ) doesn't count
    So
    Plus certain threads on reddit agree
    My butthole is still a virgin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Semi used it 1 time . Not my thing
    I've already inquired with a team of researchers and they concluded
    and a inch ( maybe 2 ) doesn't count
    So
    Plus certain threads on reddit agree
    My butthole is still a virgin
    That's not what I asked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Feel like the over is more likely than Denver covering the +6 . Hard to trust either side on the spread on this pivotal game , but feel like in this series there will always be a few players who catch fire on both teams .

    Over 214
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    Oh shit, CashFlow's on fire.

    Everyone!!Help!!!

    We'll save you CashFlow


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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    Nice, now post it again with flaming !!!!!


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    Not gonna lie, I was afraid to google "flaming text".

    Just sayin'

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