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    Yup

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    Only thing more fun than the standard Yoga Pant Jiggle is the manual version of the Yoga Pant Jiggle...


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    Yeah , thought i was getting over my booty problem

    Nope , its still alive and stromg as ever

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    Half you all dont even realize everything aboit enjoying a good booty is motorboating the chreks
    The fukkin cheeks is the key

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    Ive been drinkin

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    i would rip that frenulum shit under my tongue with every bouncin' ass on this page..... i simply cannot stick my tongue far enough up every cinnamon ring on this fuikkin' page......


    as for this bitch:






    there is only one song that comes to mind:






    ....with a flash light......

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    ps..... and, I guess, if I can't find her, it'll be the ol ​flesh light.....

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    Donker means serious business.

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    I'm like a coked up dirk diggler in boogie nights, who finally gets hard, and runs out onto the set ready to tear that pussy up!!!!


    make those bitches:



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    speakin' of tearin' that pussy up.... this little angel -- yah, that one, diggity -- once was screaming "TEAR THAT PUSSY UP, TEAR THAT PUSSY UP!!!!!" as I had her ankles behind her ears and was literally destroying her..... we bust together, I roll over and we both on our backs, both massively breathing, in utter silence except for the NIN in the background....

    after a min or so, when we're finally catching our breaths, I say, slowly, "TEAR.... THAT... PUSSY.... UP....!!!!"

    We bust out laughing, and she says "I can't help what I say when you're fukking me like that......"


    me:..... "that's why I love your little ass!!!!"


    babes like her are once a f'n lifetime....



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    my fav to have "relations" with her...




    she said a few times no woman has ever really been made love to til she rolls with me and gets hammered to the song above.....

    one of her favs to totally get oblitterated to....


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    That was my prom song

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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    speakin' of tearin' that pussy up.... this little angel -- yah, that one, diggity -- once was screaming "TEAR THAT PUSSY UP, TEAR THAT PUSSY UP!!!!!" as I had her ankles behind her ears and was literally destroying her..... we bust together, I roll over and we both on our backs, both massively breathing, in utter silence except for the NIN in the background....

    after a min or so, when we're finally catching our breaths, I say, slowly, "TEAR.... THAT... PUSSY.... UP....!!!!"

    We bust out laughing, and she says "I can't help what I say when you're fukking me like that......"


    me:..... "that's why I love your little ass!!!!"


    babes like her are once a f'n lifetime...
    lol Donk.

    Had the wife saying "I'm not responsible for what I say when your doing that" in a similar story to yours just the other night.

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    Indeed it is.

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    Never forget

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    God i love ass

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    AutoDonk is literally crafted to he in this thread
    Its like his whole lifes work has merely been one huge audition for this thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    What would you do with this?

    One of the most beautiful women ive ever seen

    Not sexiest ,

    which makes you wanna do bad bad things

    But pure beauty. That woman is incredible
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiggityDaggityDo View Post
    Never forget

    DO NOT expect to have any intelligent conversation with the dumb bitch..... don't, i say, DO NOT, try to make a regular bikini bottom into a thong at the beach..... just go buy a f'n thong already, you dumb skank.......

    great bod, at least.....
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    a few of these lyrics always stood out in the lover's minds (all of them that got the nin show).....




    apparently, at some point, putting on the same fuk show with different bitches night in and night out to the same bad ass NIN cd i burned of all their best fuk music must've come off as me just going through the motions of a rehearsed bedroom production, as this bad ass blonde says, as I roll her over to pound her doggy, "it seems like I'm in a production here, do you rehearse this shit??? it's like your every move is to the music...."


    without missing a beat, and showing an ability to improvise, I slam her had to the mattress, and go a tad "off script"..... "whatever, REACH BACK AND GRAB SOME SACK, you little whore"......

    shit really got wild after that....

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    If you ever come after my Sammy Donk

    ill have my eye on you


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    Guys........









    there has to be a better way

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    I’m too lazy to do it

    but would someone write

    BRAZZERS on this photo



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    Quote Originally Posted by Auto Donk View Post
    speakin' of tearin' that pussy up.... this little angel -- yah, that one, diggity -- once was screaming "TEAR THAT PUSSY UP, TEAR THAT PUSSY UP!!!!!" as I had her ankles behind her ears and was literally destroying her..... we bust together, I roll over and we both on our backs, both massively breathing, in utter silence except for the NIN in the background....

    after a min or so, when we're finally catching our breaths, I say, slowly, "TEAR.... THAT... PUSSY.... UP....!!!!"

    We bust out laughing, and she says "I can't help what I say when you're fukking me like that......"


    me:..... "that's why I love your little ass!!!!"


    babes like her are once a f'n lifetime....



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    You better warn them KVB








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    I’m too lazy to do it

    but would someone write

    BRAZZERS on this photo






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    [QUOTE=Fidel_CashFlow;29197321]













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    damn.... gonna require one helluva lot of makeup to go as Iran's beloved general this halloween.....

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    Yessss!!! REACH BACK AND GRAB SOME SACK!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fidel_CashFlow View Post
    I’m too lazy to do it

    but would someone write

    BRAZZERS on this photo






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