[turtledoves]

[turtledoves]

Like em, but not WAS/PHI. But I know very little at this point.

it's another system that does not incorporate a regression

[KVB]

I think we have "Thug Life" or maybe "Deal With It" meme in the works here.





You know, because of the "I don't give a fuk you Yankees bitch" boob slap.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

KVB, this is licking.

[KVB]

Here are my SBR Contest Darts...

MIAMI +7 (-107)NFL [General]
09/08/19 01:00 PM ET


JACKSONVILLE +3.5 (-105)NFL [General]
09/08/19 01:00 PM ET


CAROLINA +1.5 (-110)NFL [General]
09/08/19 01:00 PM ET


Buffalo vs N.Y. Jets Under 41 (-110)NFL [General]
09/08/19 01:00 PM ET



I doubt these plays lick, but I bet they suck...



Right???

[KVB]

Wow, she sucks that thumb like it's a little dick that she's in to.

Anyone else notice?

Hey DDD, is this sucking or licking?

[KVB]

By the way, the Orange Line has a limo service too.

Curiously, what do you think happens next in the Orange Line Limo?

Licking or sucking?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

The cat is sucking.

The limo ride looks like somebody wants to suck or possibly even lick, but somebody else's sucking prevention skills are on point.

Let's never forget:

[KVB]

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Left

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I think we have "Thug Life" or maybe "Deal With It" meme in the works here.





You know, because of the "I don't give a fuk you Yankees bitch" boob slap.

Did he high five her ?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Remember the man can?

[KVB]

Left

Left is probably the sucker, cuz right sure looks like the licker.

Yes DDD, JD Martinez went with the high five to the breast. She did stick them right out there for him, he can't just leave her hangin'.

[KVB]

Remember the man can?...

No, no I don't.

Also...

REPORTED

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Left is probably the sucker, cuz right sure looks like the licker.

Yes DDD, JD Martinez went with the high five to the breast. She did stick them right out there for him, he can't just leave her hangin'.

JD should have sucked them.

Or at least licked them.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

No, no I don't.

Also...

REPORTED

Wtf is your problem, KVB???

You act like you wouldn't suck on the hairs a little bit before taking a sip of the refreshing beverage that is inside.

[KVB]

Fuk man, already feeling nauseous, you just broke the muthafukkin camel's gotdamn muthafukkin toe and back.

Fuk!!!!

[KVB]

Seriously DDD, I told my drummer to just blame it on you.

She send her many thanks...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Did you just puke on her KVB?

I would still suck on her . Or at least lick them.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Would you put your dick in it?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Would you put your dick in it?

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Never forget... the woman who needed to take a nap.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Would you put your dick in it?

[KVB]

DDD, I would love to put my dick in all that crazy stuff above, really, I would, but it's already pointed a different direction...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I would put my dick in that too.

[KVB]

Tyreek Hill taken to hospital and underwent emergency trauma procedures on his sternum.

He left the game with a shoulder injury but it was apparently more than that.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Sounds serious

[KVB]

Sounds serious

Bro, last time I heard such a vague yet curious sounding rare type of medical report about a player who left a game, it turned out that Manu Ginobili ruptured a testicle; we're talking exploded testicle...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

YO, if you experience an erection longer than 4 hours you are supposed to seek immediate medical attention.

Everybody knows this. It's on the commercial.

Manu did not seek medical attention like he was supposed to. So... POP!

[KVB]

If I so much as graze a testicle it feels like the shit went into my stomach and I go down.

I can not imagine what would happen if one exploded, as in Manu's case.

Also, I can not imagine if one was kicked all the way to my sternum, as could be in Tyreek's case.

Could be.

[thomorino]

Despite 3 and 2.5 available for literally 3 months kvb gets Carolina at 2.5 and gets his teeth kicked in. Kvb the square coward loses again.

[DiggityDaggityDo]

Just walk it off if you ever explode one of the balls in your ballsack, KVB.

Rub some dirt on it and walk it off.

[KVB]

Walk it off? Walk it off?

You mean to tell me that you want me to walk it off?

Bro if one of my testicles ever explode...



Then we got a problem...

[DiggityDaggityDo]

JFC

[KVB]