[DiggityDaggityDo]

I mean, it's one thing to eat the corn out of her shit, but it's another to just plain out house porta potty it.



That GIF is for CashFlow!

[PittsburghPlayer]

Excellent call here. I like Orlando too. Haven't bought yet, waiting for more volume but right now it's the best play I have among all the sports today.

Well glad that I could do something worthwhile for a change.
Unless it loses, cash will be under pillow.

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has added...

914

23-Apr

CHW/BAL UNDER 9.5 (+105)

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has picked up...

923

23-Apr

TEX/OAK OVER 8 (-110)

Another Total, almost took OVER 8.5 (+105), nothing wrong with that number for the Contrarian Fund.

[turtledoves]

Geez turtlesoup, how about just seeing her in the shower.

is it a glass door? what if it's too steamy? wouldn't a bath be better? maybe if she lets me upgrade her exhaust fan first

[turtledoves]

was seriously going to make an "of the day" post before I saw KVB's

phrase of the day

play to win

[turtledoves]

what is the average home team win differential when a team is up 3-1 in the playoffs?

[KVB]

llo doves, I saw that before the edit.

49-0

2014-2015

What kind of shit you digging up Doves?

[turtledoves]

llo doves, I saw that before the edit.

49-0

2014-2015

What kind of shit you digging up Doves?

50-50

[gauchojake]

[gauchojake]

huh

[KVB]

huh

[gauchojake]

I guess maybe next time I'll post something interesting. Until then...Adieu!

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian Fund has added...

914

23-Apr

CHW/BAL UNDER 9.5 (+105)

...

This fukker landed on 10 I pushed some bets but lost the +105 shot.

That's a disappointment.

But hey, Miami came through 2-1.

Here's the KVB MLB Early Season Contrarian Fund through 103 plays.

914	23-Apr	CHW/BAL UNDER 9.5 (+105)	-1
919	23-Apr	MIN +133	-1
923	23-Apr	TEX/OAK OVER 8 (-110)	0.91
927		MIA +210	2.1
		Tue	1.01
		Week 1	6.73
		Week 2	-3.64
		Week 3	-3.13
		Week 4	1.26
		Mon	-1
		Total	1.23

Here's the KVB MLB Contrarian Runline Fund. KC took it negative but I'm not too worried.This Fund seems to spend some time in negative territory, nearly every year. The plan is to stay the course and keep the target area wide, even if it didn't fare to well with KC...

961	22-Apr	KC +1.5 (-130)	-1
915	23-Apr	KC +1.5 (-120)	-1
		Week 5	-2
		Week 1	1.61
		Week 2	-2.31
		Week 3	-0.05
		Week 4	0.83
		Total	-1.92

[KVB]

N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a aN N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a
What the penetrate's up Dre
You tell me, you talk to Ren
Im right here *****
(N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a) Release the hound
Bow wow wow
Wha wha wha what what what, what

I'm a ***** Wit an Attitude thanks to y'all
And I don't give a penetrate I keep it gangsta y'all
I'ma ride for my side in the C.P.T.
God bless the memory of Eazy-E
If it wadn't for me where the penetrate you'd be?
Rappin like the Treacherous Three, fuckin cowards
I'd have seen Dre rockin parties for hours
And I'd have seen Ren fuckin bitches from Howard
And I'd have seen Snoop give away Eddie Bauer's
So penetrate Jerry Heller and the white superpowers

This the shit niggaz kill for
They hear the villain niggaz spittin' with them ***** flows
penetrate you hoes, penetrate you bitch ass niggaz too
Got something for you broke
These niggaz wearin' skirts like the pope
Who them niggaz that you love to get (us)
Who them niggaz that you fuckin' wit' (us)
Love the girl that weed and shit (what)
The saga continues, with the worlds most dangerous group
Four deep in the coup
(Im a spill it)

I'ma smoke where I wanna smoke (penetrate that)
I'ma choke who I wanna choke (penetrate that)
I'ma ride where I wanna ride (penetrate that)
cause I'ma ***** 4 life, so I'ma ***** til I diz-ie
(N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a)
I'ma smoke where I wanna smoke (penetrate that)
I'ma choke who I wanna choke (penetrate that)
(N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a)
I'ma ride where I wanna ride (penetrate that)
cause I'ma ***** 4 life, so I'ma motherfuckin ***** til I diz-ie

A pencil, a pen, or a glock
Im the original, subliminal, subterranium
Titianium, criminal minded, swift
D-R-E with that penetrate a bitch shit (penetrate a biatch)
A couple o' notes and get you hog-tied in rope
Dope like tons of coke, cutthroat
You don't want the pistols to whistle
Candy paint impala
I make hoes pop collars

God damn hoes, here we go again
Fuckin with Ren, playin' to win
(he got the) coke in hand, (I got the) juice and gin
Same shit you was fuckin wit way back then
We keep it crackin' from the actin to the jackin
G'ed up C'ed up ************ blaze the weed up
We all on deck fool so put your heat up
I stay on deck so me don't get wet

Look my *****, we can scatter like buckshots
Let's get together, make a record, why the penetrate not?
Why the penetrate not?
Why the penetrate not?
Why the penetrate not?
Cause I'm tight as the night
I had to wipe activator off the mic, in 1985

Real niggaz, biatch, you know, ha hah

We cause tragedy, erratically
Systematically, in your house without a key
How ****** up that'd be
Gat'll be near your anatomy, my form of flattery

Assault and battery, cus we coming with that street mentality
Straight west coast rider academy
Concrete *****, that's my reality
We tend to bus' on niggaz that get mad at me
Was it a bitch in the mix
Well it had to be

Lying tricks told them dicks I had a key
Hoes make the world harder than it have to be
(Yea thats right)

I'ma smoke where I wanna smoke (penetrate that)
I'ma choke who I wanna choke (penetrate that)
I'ma ride where I wanna ride (penetrate that)
cause I'ma ***** 4 life, so I'ma ***** til I diz-ie

I'ma smoke where I wanna smoke (penetrate that)
I'ma choke who I wanna choke (penetrate that)
I'ma ride where I wanna ride (penetrate that)
cause I'ma ***** 4 life, so I'ma motherfuckin ***** til I diz-ie

N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a
N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a
N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a
N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a
N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a
N N, dup dup, dup double u, a a, a a

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Early Season Contrarian Fund has picked up...

963	24-Apr	KC +216
975		MIA +147

We're on the dogs that can hurt us.

[PittsburghPlayer]

I should be medicated, I'm debilitated
There's nothing I can do
Put me where they find 'em, deep in some asylum
Let me forget about you
I'm absolutely, positively, sick in love with you
Here's the situation, I need an operation
Bring me a doctor and a nurse
Give me anesthetic, isn't this pathetic?
They are telling me it could be worse ...

[smokenjoke]

Sick in love.

[PittsburghPlayer]

Your screen name or handle is not a reference to Joe Bonamassa, right?

Close to what he was called 20 years ago, Smoking Joe.

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Early Season Contrarian added...

979 SF -118

On mobile good luck.

[BrickJames]

Where the fukk is cashflow?

[KVB]

Don't worry, CashFlow is busy kicking my ass so hard his foot got hurt.

He'll be back, I think soon.

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Early Season Contrarian added...

979 SF -118

On mobile good luck.

This play was made from In N Out with a double double, animal style, and fries sitting right in front of me.

[turtledoves]

LAC/GSW
232.5 / -14.0

UTA/HOU
226 / -6.5

[turtledoves]

LAC pulls off an epic comeback?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/LAC?ltr=1

[turtledoves]

rap lyrics don't sound good when you read them

[KVB]

LAC pulls off an epic comeback?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/LAC?ltr=1

Interesting find for sure.

https://www.lithiumamericas.com/

[KVB]

[KVB]

The KVB MLB Contrarian RL Fund has picked up...

971

24-Apr

MIN +1.5 (+110)

[KVB]

Just outside the Contrarian Fund was Zona plus money. I took it on the side.

[KVB]

Took CAR +129 in NHL and bought a ton of Zona +102 pre game and +108 (LIVE) and then just sold back some of that position at Pitt +174 and +201.

Still rooting for Zona but when the sharks come out I'll be protected to profit either way.

[KVB]

huh

What?

[KVB]

Just outside the Contrarian Fund was Zona plus money. I took it on the side...

Would have been nice to had Arizona in the Contrarian Fund, it was a winner.

Here's the KVB MLB Early Season Contrarian Fund through 106 plays...

963	24-Apr	KC +216	2.16
975		MIA +147	-1
979		SF -118	0.85
		Wed	2.01
		Week 1	6.73
		Week 2	-3.64
		Week 3	-3.13
		Week 4	1.26
		Mon	-1
		Tue	1.01
		Total	3.24

Here's the KVB MLB Contrarian RL Fund through 12 plays. Looking to be more of grind here than I had initially hoped...

961	22-Apr	KC +1.5 (-130)	-1
915	23-Apr	KC +1.5 (-120)	-1
971	24-Apr	MIN +1.5 (+110)	-1
		Week 5	-3
		Week 1	1.61
		Week 2	-2.31
		Week 3	-0.05
		Week 4	0.83
		Total	-2.92

[smokenjoke]

rap lyrics don't sound good when you read them

Just like your picks.

[Da Manster!]

Where the fukk is cashflow?

enjoying himself at the beach!...