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Exploiting Rigged Poker in 2017 Vol I
Good AFTERnoon poker competitors -
As promised, I will begin a multiple PART series today on exploiting MODERN ( Remember - as the TIMES change, so do the DIRTY RIGS that the CHEATING SITES use. What WORKED FOR ME for MILLIONS of HANDS in 2014 is but a DISTANT MEMORY now - so pay CLOSE ATTENTION for NEW INFORMATION) rigged poker algorithms and random number GENerators. My apologies to POSTER BOBBYWAVES - I must use adult VOCABULARY and CANNOT overSIMPLIFY things for YOUR benefit - if you can't COMPREHEND the material enough to FOLLOW ALONG, ask poster MIKEJAMM for assistance. With a few EXTRA HOURS of work, I think the TWO of YOU COMBINING forces can figure out the BASICS that are presented. According to POSTER AUTO DONK, the TWO of YOU are used to working TOGETHER at SBR Tables ALL READY, so it should come NATURALLY to consolidate your efforts.
In my 17 MILLION HANDS PLAYED of online POKER experience, I have CHARTED the FREQUENCIES and DISTRIBUTIONS across all RECORDED data to HIGHLIGHT weaknesses in the RIGGED POKER systems players face daily. My tip today is a BASIC that has held TRUE for MANY YEARS, BUT HAS RECENTLY been adjusted to AVOID SCRUTINY by REGULATORY COMMISSIONS that certify poker RNG's. Without FURTHER delay, LET'S focus on TODAY'S TIP TOPIC:
THE CASHOUT DECK FREEZE
Withdrawing PLAYERS across ALL SITES have EXPERIENCED THIS phenomenon : A streak of brilliant play allows you to run your BANKROLL up to a point where you WISH to put some of this CASH in your actual HANDS instead of an ONLINE LEDGER BALANCE ( Apologies to poster MIKEJAMM - we know this has NEVER happened to YOU) So you withdraw a PERCENTAGE of your BALANCE, LEAVING enough MONEY ONLINE to continue YOUR DOMINANCE. Unfortunatley, as you RETURN TO THE TABLES, you SUDDENLY CANNOT win a HAND. Every POT you PUT A CHIP IN is destined to be awarded to your OPPONENTS, and you quickly BLOW YOUR REMAINING BANKROLL despite PLAYING FLAWLESS POKER STRATEGY ( No Offense, Poster Triple_D_Bet - Sometime good PLAYERS employ WINNING STRATEGIES ).
This FRUSTRATING experience is NOT JUST YOUR IMAGINATION - Poker sites HATE withdrawing PLAYERS. Literally EVERY time a player takes MONEY OFF of a SITE, ALARMS start going off in their Poker OFFICES. AND for MOST UNAWARE players - the RIGSWITCH gets FLIPPED. Fortunately, my FRIENDS - I have several ways for you to COMBAT the dreaded CASHOUT DECK freeze. All of the SITES that I have LOGGED VOLUME on have SECRET BACKDOOR cashout VALUES and windows that will ALLOW friends and FAMILIES of CARD ROOM officials to make withdrawals WHILST AVOIDING the DOOM of WITHDRAWAL. Now these SECRETS will be made available to YOU. I will list some tips on specific sites BELOW : ( NOTE, I WILL not USE THE REAL NAME OF THE site to avoid SCRUTINY from RIGMONGERS who wish to SPIN DOCTOR information that I POST - I will use a name that will HELP EASILY IDENTIFY ( Apologies again, poster BOBBYWAVES. Maybe not SO EASY for you) the SITES in QUESTION. Follow THESE INSTRUCTIONS, and you can avoid the FREEZE that befalls NEARLY EVERY USER playing ONLINE poker :
"Rignition" : Make your cashout request in $33.33 USD multiples. IE, if you want to cashout 100 dollars, instead withdraw $99.99.
"America's TARD Room" : Cashout on the 4th of each month, between the hours of 10pm and 11:30pm Eastern Standard time. Make sure your withdrawal request is an whole dollar odd value. IE if you want to withdraw 100 USD, request $101.00 USD
"RigStars NJ" : Never, ever cashout after midnight. Wait until after 8am EST the following day. Withdraw in multiples of $7.26 ONLY. This seems like an arbitrary value, but it is actually based on Daniel Negreanu's birthday. It is critical you do the math for these withdrawal values, or you'll get a frozen deck colder than a poster Daneblazer football tip.
"WSOP.rig" : I haven't put in as many hands in these state run WSOP games, so I don't have foolproof tips like the sites above. I have noticed this , though : The cashout freeze seems to affect ring games more than SNG's or Tourneys. I'd stick to these after a cashout for a while just to make sure.
"SBRig Poker" : Tips forthcoming in a future POST.
Fellow SBR Poker ASSOCIATES , I hope you CAN UTILIZE these handy suggestions to help improve your POKER PROFITS. Next TIME, I'll discuss strategies at the table to help avoid the CASHOUT FREEZE, and also will be debuting some TECHNIQUES to HELP WIN here in the SBR POKER ROOM as well. GOOD LUCK AT THE TABLES ( Especially poster BITEME USADOJ - he needs more HELP than MOST).
POKER MASTER and CHAMPION
Lowly OafTARD
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