[Lowly Oaftard]

While I discontinued my INSIGHTFUL BOVADA ADVICE posts in a different thread a while back because I realized that I was speaking to too small of an audience for the MAGNITUDE of information I was making available, I have begun to UNEARTH some INTERESTING trends in the SBRPOKER TOURNAMENT PLAY...and my findings and TRICKS can be better understood and appreciated with this forum audience. My UTTER DOMINATION of the TOURNAMENT FIELDS has led me to confirm some suspicions that I have about way the system works here, and I don't think its going to take me 11 MILLION HANDS PLAYED ( which I have logged on Bovada) to verify this, since I've ALREADY BEEN PUTTING MY STRATEGIES TO USE winning every tournament I have CASHED IN. I will GRACIOUSLY open the floor to anyone with QUESTIONS OR INQUIRIES about my DOMINATING STRATEGY so that I can best help you ADJUST TO GAME CONDITIONS with a similar degree of expertise that I EMPLOY.

[sinmiedo]

impressive . keep it up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!and expand, I m interested in your views.

[Auto Donk]

While I discontinued my INSIGHTFUL BOVADA ADVICE posts in a different thread a while back because I realized that I was speaking to too small of an audience for the MAGNITUDE of information I was making available, I have begun to UNEARTH some INTERESTING trends in the SBRPOKER TOURNAMENT PLAY...and my findings and TRICKS can be better understood and appreciated with this forum audience. My UTTER DOMINATION of the TOURNAMENT FIELDS has led me to confirm some suspicions that I have about way the system works here, and I don't think its going to take me 11 MILLION HANDS PLAYED ( which I have logged on Bovada) to verify this, since I've ALREADY BEEN PUTTING MY STRATEGIES TO USE winning every tournament I have CASHED IN. I will GRACIOUSLY open the floor to anyone with QUESTIONS OR INQUIRIES about my DOMINATING STRATEGY so that I can best help you ADJUST TO GAME CONDITIONS with a similar degree of expertise that I EMPLOY.

donk off your points in the casino... u'll suckout like crazy the next trny u play in.... my proof? tonight's 7pm trny results, and as Mitchell pointed out, I caught hands more times than stevenash has caught the clap..... and Mitchell, I recall u hitting some idiotic donk hand against me Monday morning..... own dthat donkazz chit, bitch! lol... j/k , but that was some stupid shit u were playin....

[peacebyinches]

While I discontinued my INSIGHTFUL BOVADA ADVICE posts in a different thread a while back because I realized that I was speaking to too small of an audience for the MAGNITUDE of information I was making available, I have begun to UNEARTH some INTERESTING trends in the SBRPOKER TOURNAMENT PLAY...and my findings and TRICKS can be better understood and appreciated with this forum audience. My UTTER DOMINATION of the TOURNAMENT FIELDS has led me to confirm some suspicions that I have about way the system works here, and I don't think its going to take me 11 MILLION HANDS PLAYED ( which I have logged on Bovada) to verify this, since I've ALREADY BEEN PUTTING MY STRATEGIES TO USE winning every tournament I have CASHED IN. I will GRACIOUSLY open the floor to anyone with QUESTIONS OR INQUIRIES about my DOMINATING STRATEGY so that I can best help you ADJUST TO GAME CONDITIONS with a similar degree of expertise that I EMPLOY.

Explain your strategy please

[TheMoneyShot]

I'm only good when Lou sets the program to let me place. Thank you Lou.

Any other way... I couldn't.

[easyliving]

give us some details

[Triple_D_Bet]

Hate to burst YOUR bubble oafy, but your tournament wins are MEANINGLESS...I KNOW for a fact that you were doing NOTHING on your own, colluding with every other PLAYER on the table (don't lie NOW) to have them SHOVE their bad hands (j6 OFF) into you to make you in. I even have the hand histories to prove it!

[mikejamm]

Who the fuk is this newbie douche bag? Just proves what a fuk'in shit hole this place has become! 3 fuk'in wins for a non pro with 12 fuk'in posts! Go fuk yourself and Go fuk yourself SBR! No fuk'in respect or reward for long term loyal fuk'in Pros on this site! Fuk'in kiddie poker for idiots! Straight up your ass SBR! Straight up your fuk'in ass! Fuk'in joke of a site, dead as a fuk'in hammer and go'in down hill more every fuk'in day!

[greenhippo]

Anyone else find it embarrassing that a nonpro even plays poker? Might as well play that fagass janga poker if you're going to waste your time.

[Auto Donk]

Anyone else find it embarrassing that a nonpro even plays poker? Might as well play that fagass janga poker if you're going to waste your time.

I think most nonpros play as such until they amass 2900 pts, then turn pro to cash them in and get some value out of the pts then.... but who knows.... at least i'm "hippo protected"!!!

[daneblazer]

11 MILLION HANDS PLAYED

If I were you guys, I'd be asking questions.

[pavyracer]

Looks like another poker retard figured out how to reinvent the wheel.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Looks like another poker retard figured out how to reinvent the wheel.

[sinmiedo]

Looks like another poker retard figured out how to reinvent the wheel.

I think we should listen to what he /she have to say. it takes all kinds to be a winner so, mixing styles is an option. and h have some winning tags that qualified.

[daneblazer]

So just a quick summary - Oaf posts that he has cracked a real money site and gets about two responses but then posts that he has cracked a free site and the entire poker community is beating down his doors to discover his secret

[sinmiedo]

So just a quick summary - Oaf posts that he has cracked a real money site and gets about two responses but then posts that he has cracked a free site and the entire poker community is beating down his doors to discover his secret

many of the door knockers are sarcastic sob

[daneblazer]

Anyone else find it embarrassing that a nonpro even plays poker? Might as well play that fagass janga poker if you're going to waste your time.

looka there

[axemagic]

I'm interested in what you have to say. I mostly play locally/reginally (upstate NY), but as the boss says, "there's always room for improvement". I'll take it or leave it...what's your scoop?

[Killer_Demo]

at least i'm "hippo protected"!!!

So hippo uses protection when he's penetrating you? fukkin queer

[Jedi Mind Picks]

I love the mix of ALL CAPS and normal TEXT mix...
So where do WE all make out the CHECK to?

[pavyracer]

I tried both of his tricks yesterday at the ring games. Played all T5, 94, 83 offsuites as well as all flush draws with a 3 in it.

I didn't cash a single pot. It was only a small sample about 50 hands but I'd bet it works on 11 million plays!

[Triple_D_Bet]

I tried both of his tricks yesterday at the ring games. Played all T5, 94, 83 offsuites as well as all flush draws with a 3 in it.

I didn't cash a single pot. It was only a small sample about 50 hands but I'd bet it works on 11 million plays!

Well you have millions of SBR poker under your belt right pavy? what do your hand histories say about oaf's strategy? We're all very anxious to know

[Lowly Oaftard]

There is a BIG DIFFERENCE between the STRATEGIES I use on BOVADA to adjust to the rig, and the strategies that I merely suspect work on SBR. I have enough volume on Bovada and a database to examine the trends in....on SBR I merely have suppositions that are beginning to be confirmed. They utilize two different RNG algorithms, and thusly it is FOOLISH to assume the BOVADA EXPLOITS will be effective across all systems. And while I don't have time to get into TECHNICAL STRATEGIES right this minute since I am on a very SHORT BREAK from logging MASSIVE VOLUME on BOVADA ( OVER 11 MILLION HANDS PLAYED)right now, I will throw out a simple adjustment that even someone like PAVYRACER can employ without getting confused. At both the 50/100 and 100/200 blind levels, depressing the LEFT SHIFT KEY before clicking the call or raise button NOTICEABLY improves your RESULTS at SHOWDOWN regardless of HOLDING. Let me KNOW how this trick impacts your RESULTS - I think you will be PLEASANTLY surprised.

[pavyracer]

But you said your strategies worked the first 3 times you played at SBR and got 1st place. So you had no previous data of SBR's poker game to use your strategies. So they must work here. Don't sell yourself short. You have discovered a golden goose egg. Use it to crash other players.

[mikejamm]

Left shift key? This is your fuk'in strategy tips? Here's a real strategy...press lips firmly up against sbr's ass, now mind you, you must get your nose in there real good, nice and brown, come back, wipe your now shit stained sbr nose on computer screen, press the "right" shift key and type in "me likey douche bag web site with shitty software!" Guaranteed winner at your next tourney.

[daneblazer]

Oafer wins ANOTHER one. Time to listen up fellas

[ronzer]

I normally use the right shift key

[shari91]

If everyone at the table is pushing the left shift key, then what happens?

[Lowly Oaftard]

After cruising to ANOTHER VICTORY ( 1ST PLACE ), the strategies and TACTICS necessary to DOMINATE TOURNAMENT play here are starting to become CRYSTAL CLEAR. I will try to MAKE TIME early next week ( This weekend I must focus on real money games on Bovada, OVER 11 MILLION HANDS PLAYED) to POST SUGGESTIONS that are slightly more TECHNICAL ( Sorry poster PAVYRACER - I cannot continue to post simplistic assistance simply for your benefit) to aid ANYONE INTERESTED in TOURNAMENT DOMINATION at the level I am EXHIBITING.

PS - Mike Jamm - While I understand your FRUSTRATION at not being able to REPLICATE my INSTANT SUCCESS ( probably due to some type of underlying personal issues that I won't speculate about), perhaps your credibility would be ENHANCED if you REFRAINED from profanity and personal attacks in your VULGAR posts.

Shari91 - My guess is that each players holding would then have the standard equity typically expected, provided some of the OTHER, MORE ADVANCED ( apologies again, PAVYRACER) strategies are not also being EMPLOYED.

[JuicedUp]

congrats oafer

[pavyracer]

Guys listen he is onto something. Be careful with the left shift key. It should not be used simultaneously with the other strategies. I tried to be greedy last night and got punished. I used the left shift key twice on a couple of good size pots and it worked.

[sinmiedo]

Guys listen he is onto something. Be careful with the left shift key. It should not be used simultaneously with the other strategies. I tried to be greedy last night and got punished. I used the left shift key twice on a couple of good size pots and it worked.

what!!!!!!!!!!!!!can you expand please. Are some players influencing the out come?

[Mitchell88]

just tried it doesn't work. The cards fall in this program to knock people out so that it doesn't go over time and so that the tables will be even. shift nothing

[gauchojake]

Best thread ever. Oafer what's your twitter handle?

[GUMMO77]

Hate to burst YOUR bubble oafy, but your tournament wins are MEANINGLESS...I KNOW for a fact that you were doing NOTHING on your own, colluding with every other PLAYER on the table (don't lie NOW) to have them SHOVE their bad hands (j6 OFF) into you to make you in. I even have the hand histories to prove it!

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