Check-in if you are a top model poster...

[The Giant]

This includes the following:

No ghosts.

No warnings.

No infractions.

No posting on other gambling forums.

Never giving the moderators any lip.

Memorizing and sending each of the moderators birthday wishes via PM.

Wearing a T-shirt that says "SBR John is my Daddy" to all major social functions.

No silly goodbye speeches.

Masturbating with thoughts of Shari, Jonelyn, Blondie, Natalie, and no other women. Ever.

Realizing that TTwarrior is the greatest fantasy football moderator in the history of the job. (I'm assuming he's the first)

[CarpeDime]

Yes

Yes

No

No

Yes

No

No

Yes

No

Yes

[Smoke]

[BigSpoon]

Yes

Yes

Yes

No

Yes

No

No

Yes

No

No, think Opie was the first.

Salad

[Teela]

(with the exception of a long hiatus here and there)



Wait, I broke #4. Nevermind.

[opie1988]

Yes

Yes

No

No

Yes

No

No

Yes

No

Yes

Uhhh...you said NO to number 4??

You sure about that, pally??

Again......

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, MOTHERFUKKER??

[Dad]

Bobby gave me an infraction once when I posted a video of JJGold jerking off in a hotel room.

Other than that, I am clean.

[ngates815]

No ghosts.

Multiple Warnings.

Multiple Infractions.

No posting on other gambling forums.

Give all Moderators lip, when I see the opportunity.

I don't wish anyone happy birthday, because my dad taught me to be a man.

I wore a T-shirt that said "SBR John feeds Shari his poo" to the my last social function.

No Silly goodbye speeches.

I don't masturbate. I take my wife whenever I feel like it. All men should do the same with their significant others, or mine.

I realize that TTwarrior is the greatest fantasy football moderator in the history of the job. He knows his fantasy sports and helps the community.

[CarpeDime]

Uhhh...you said NO to number 4??

You sure about that, pally??

Again......

YOU SURE ABOUT THAT, MOTHERFUKKER??

I knew this would require too much brainpower for certain posters possessed of shall we say a certain "category" of "opinions"

Answering "no" to a condition presented as a "no" is actually answering "yes" to the subject the condition is concerned with

for example, if someone asks "did you eat no candy today?" and you respond "no", then you are answering "yes" to the subject of whether or not you ate candy today

so, my answer of "no" to the condition "no posting at other forums" is actually a "yes" answer to the question "do you post at other forums?"

very confusing I know, but opie do not be hard on yourself if you still do not understand, it is somewhat of an abstract concept, and you should not expect of yourself any degree of abstract thought beyond that which you are naturally capable of

[The Giant]

So far there are no top model posters.

However, Ngates' very generous offer of his wife catapults him into the lead of top runner-up model poster.

[Louisvillekid1]

This includes the following:

No ghosts. check

No warnings. check

No infractions. check

No posting on other gambling forums. check

Never giving the moderators any lip. check

Memorizing and sending each of the moderators birthday wishes via PM. Pass

Wearing a T-shirt that says "SBR John is my Daddy" to all major social functions. Close, My Shirt says "JJ is my Daddy"

No silly goodbye speeches. check

Masturbating with thoughts of Shari, Jonelyn, Blondie, Natalie, and no other women. Ever. Pass

Realizing that TTwarrior is the greatest fantasy football moderator in the history of the job. (I'm assuming he's the first) Check

Checkin ' in

[opie1988]

I knew this would require too much brainpower for certain posters possessed of shall we say a certain "category" of "opinions"

Answering "no" to a condition presented as a "no" is actually answering "yes" to the subject the condition is concerned with

for example, if someone asks "did you eat no candy today?" and you respond "no", then you are answering "yes" to the subject of whether or not you ate candy today

so, my answer of "no" to the condition "no posting at other forums" is actually a "yes" answer to the question "do you post at other forums?"

very confusing I know, but opie do not be hard on yourself if you still do not understand, it is somewhat of an abstract concept, and you should not expect of yourself any degree of abstract thought beyond that which you are naturally capable of

That's what I thought, pally.

That whole little fun "excursion" of yours to the dark side is over with, ace. It ends today.

John and I discussed this over fabulous Kobe steaks and 25 year old single malts.

We ain't asking.

[Seaweed]

Is this a game?

[jjgold]

I am a banged up fuk

[Mr KLC]

Yes! I admit it! I'm a boring, vanilla poster!

[Swinging Johnson]

That's what I thought, pally.

That whole little fun "excursion" of yours to the dark side is over with, ace. It ends today.

John and I discussed this over fabulous Kobe steaks and 25 year old single malts.

We ain't asking.

I love the whole thing here. The power broker meeting, the fine food, exquisite drink and of course the show of force at the end. Bravo!

[BIGDAY]

Oh Sh!t

[Dux90]

Im new so I have them mostly covered, I dont slap the salami cause i dont have pics of those mods, I also have not received SBR john is my daddy T shirt should be in the mail now.

[JoeVig]

I didn't know there were other forums. I don't get out much.

[RubberKettle]

This includes the following:

No ghosts. No ghosts

No warnings. No warnings

No infractions. No infractions

No posting on other gambling forums. No other gambling forums

Never giving the moderators any lip. Nope

Memorizing and sending each of the moderators birthday wishes via PM. No that's creepy

Wearing a T-shirt that says "SBR John is my Daddy" to all major social functions. If SBR would provide said hoody I can consider it

No silly goodbye speeches. ?

Masturbating with thoughts of Shari, Jonelyn, Blondie, Natalie, and no other women. Ever. What about Jonelyn?

Realizing that TTwarrior is the greatest fantasy football moderator in the history of the job. (I'm assuming he's the first This fat fuk is useless even as something so insignificant like fantasy moderator.

[InTheDrink]

Anyone without an infraction is a boring fuk

Infractions are fukkin cool

[Smoke]

This is crazy!

[BigDeem5]

This includes the following:

No ghosts.

No warnings.

No infractions.

No posting on other gambling forums.

Never giving the moderators any lip.

Memorizing and sending each of the moderators birthday wishes via PM.

Wearing a T-shirt that says "SBR John is my Daddy" to all major social functions.

No silly goodbye speeches.

Masturbating with thoughts of Shari, Jonelyn, Blondie, Natalie, and no other women. Ever.

Realizing that TTwarrior is the greatest fantasy football moderator in the history of the job. (I'm assuming he's the first)

No ghosts. No Infractions. No warnings. No posting on other forum. Never lip the mods. I do not send birthday wishes. I do not wear a shirt like that. No goodbye speeches. I do no not masturbate in general. TT warrior is overrated.

[InTheDrink]

¡esto es loco!

[baskets]

I jizz blasted on InTheGayClubWithADrink the other day

[sickler]

I'm everything your parents warned you about

[DiggityDaggityDo]

¡esto es loco!

Si!!!

[BIGDAY]

Bump…

[KVB]

[carolinakid]

sports against the bs threads wins out for a great forum always

[unde0087]

Giant may he RIP. Guy was a great poster. SBR will miss this guy no doubt.

[Booya711]

Miss the giant….dude was a solid poster

[BigOrange]

Giant may he RIP. Guy was a great poster. SBR will miss this guy no doubt.

Not dead but won’t be up for parole until 2024. He might even be on your cell block.

[Vyasports]

[unde0087]

Not dead but won’t be up for parole until 2024. He might even be on your cell block.

Really, I don't work for that company anymore, I work at the border now. But what happened Orange? Tell me he didn't go down the path of those who have to refuse housing immediately. Please God tell me that brother.