Originally posted by RealSlimShady
And jj's 14 year drought continues......... 
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Make it 18 years now
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Isn't that where little Michael Jackson comes from?Originally posted by SmokeComment -
YESOriginally posted by DiggityDaggityDoComment -
JJ. Have you considered a trip to Neverland to try and get laid?Comment -
Still looking for these picsOriginally posted by The KrakenComment -
Jay no
You guys never get laid
Begging for photos
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jj and his gherkin' have their dander worked up......Originally posted by VegasVixenAttn JJ Gold:
Please quit blowing up my private messages. Starting to look a little desparate pal.
And if I wanted to see naked pics of you I would've asked
VV said "it looks like a penis.... only smaller."Comment -
What about that time with his aunt?Originally posted by RealSlimShadyMake it 18 years nowComment -
That was just soaking, no sexOriginally posted by QuantumLeapComment -
Late last night she was sleeping and I peeked into her room and only had underwear on and basically tried to get her to notice me. I stood there for 40 minutes and hit something so she would awake. Yes she did and she told me to come in, I slowly edged towards her bed and asked if she has any problems that she needs to talk about and she started talking about herself and how she does not like herself kind of an emotional wreck like Robyn but way older, I comforted her and said all the right things and then slowly starting rubbing her arms and then moved my hands by her belly and rubbing there. Se said stop that it is not right and I said no baby it is all right and I was going to make you feel good. She started to be all at ease..................Originally posted by QuantumLeap
Now I am going to seduce her and talk dirty, I said do you want my rooster inside of you?? She said yes so I take her hand and put it on my fukkin monster rooster and she starts rubbing it. Well I almost came and lucky I took her hand away. Ok I now go to closet and get TR-78 Lubricant works well with older ladies and had trouble opening it , Mommy heard me struggling in the closet and wanted to know what I was up to and i just said i was getting some jelly for my chapped hands.
Ok I get back into my aunts room and get lube open and start spreading it all over her boby , was kind of sticky so now making a fukkin mess and even got it in my rug and her hair.
I lube up her ass too just in case i go for kill, I furiously stroke my rooster now trying to get it up and now she mentions a condom and i told her no way and I do not use them and "you are fukkin 90 years old" and not going to get pregnant and she kind of resisted but I won her over so tell her I want to fuk her like a dog and told her to turn around, I slapped her ass a few times like the porn guys and tried inserting my rooster in her but it was too slippery. I put too much lube on her ass and everything was slippery. I flip her around and try regular style and same thing. We are creating a little noise now and Mommy asks if everything is alright and my aunt says yes with a sexy giggle.
Anyway I could not get it in her because just way too much lube and I asked her if I coulld fuk her in the ass and she said no, I tried telling her everyone does it so do not worry but she said no. I said blow me and she said no. Well she said forget about this and looked kind of frustrated and asked me if I every been laid before????????????
Fuk her
Never use lube unless your going to anal, my rooster had her excited and I fukked up . The lube gets all over and I even had a hard time flipping her over because she was too slippery, sheets need to be cleaned to,ect.[SIZE=2] [FONT=Arial]Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me![/FONT]
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all those "nos" there at the end...... sad.... hope you threw the bitch and her clothes out on the front lawn.....
no anal? no bj? no place to stay!!! get the fuk out now........Comment -
Originally posted by QuantumLeap
Guy was unable to perform, so it does not count
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If you can't get it up for your f'n aunt, who can you get it up for......Comment -
That whole thing failed
I was younger then and wanted her but failed
When your small things happenComment -
How Do you know she doesn't like small penis?Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
Jj
Save up ur pennies and just go to a massage parlor. Do ur research but proly you will get laid. For about $200.Comment -
No reason for you not to be getting laid jj when you can drop by a massage parlor amd pick. You a hooker. Tulsa has 50-70. Massage parlor hookers. White girls. Colored girls. Asian girls. Big knockers or little knockers. Big booty or tight booty. Whatever you desire jj. No jokes. Ez money jj. The fight is over.Comment -
I promise jj. You ever make it to tulsa with $200 bux. Bud you are laid in 2 hours upon arrival. The deed is done. End of fight jj.Comment -
massage parlors are no challenge
I like free pussyComment -
Well you keep saying you havent been laid in years. So just offering a idea.Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
Carry on jj. I know a few hottie who would bare back bj your rooster for $70 bux if $200 is to high. Cya.Comment -
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that's easy....Originally posted by Smoke
have you ever met a woman who said "I like small penis?"Comment -
Asians women do.Originally posted by Auto DonkComment -
Asian women then would like me??Comment -
YESOriginally posted by jjgoldComment -
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jj here's the plan
head to the College of Southern Nevada
audit this class for a week or two
JPN 101B - Conversational Japanese I: A course emphasizing spoken communication. Speaking skills, oral and listening skills, reading and writing skills explored. A vocabulary of Japanese-English words developed. (3 credits)
hang out by Belagio fountain waiting for Japanese tours
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Get laidComment -
C list has some wild paid hoes in Vegas.
Goodlust.Comment -
There is some tremendous advice in this thread I remember three years ago Vegas vixen wanted to sleep with meComment -
Originally posted by gauchojake
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I can bang the hottest strippers in Vegas if I really concentratedComment -
Originally posted by jjgoldComment -
Yes.Originally posted by jjgold
Concentrate.
Win.
Lay.Comment -
Already got a wink last night at a strip club...was sitting there stuffing 20's down her panties and she winked at meOriginally posted by MoMoneyMoVaughn
I am big time MoComment
