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    jjgold
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    Warning: Never Play With A Gay Bookmaker

    It is extreme pressure especially if your betting with no money and on credit.

    4 years ago I was in the hole for $4000 and knew if I lost this 3 team reverse I was in big trouble to this bookmaker.

    The guys name was slugger and when you lost he met you at his whirlpool and he would sit in it.
    Now he knew many guys did not have money to pay so basically the player had two options get in whirlpool and work off debt or pay the debt . Most guys went into whirlpool and worked it off because they did not have the money. I saw the straightest guy I ever knew get nailed in ass like 4 times because he owed $1500 to Slugger.

    This bookmaker was so fukkin horny too and rather have sex with his players than collect money

    Ok back to bet I was watching game and knew consequences if game lost. I would have to go to the dreaded whirlpool and do whatever this bookie wanted , guys what is worse sweating a 2k bet knowing you have no money to pay and having to get loan or not getting money and you have to blow your bookmaker at last 2x and get nailed in ass a few times??

    The pressure is/was unreal. I know longer bet with him
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    This, my friend, is by far the funniest story you've ever posted here.

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    you should post your story about you and slugger the weekend after super bowl 40 in the valentines competition thread

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    he is my bookie too and i didnt know he was gay

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    did you ever have to go in the whirlpool?

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    they called my uncle Slugger.......oh....god....no!

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    I'm assuming THIS was JJ...
    Last edited by Willie Bee; 02-10-11 at 06:35 AM. Reason: remove skewed link

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    WTF?!? That was suppose to be a picture and my edit function is not there....AHHHHHHHH

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    rooster Sucking hilarity ensues

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    what if you were also gay and you did not mind going into the whirlpool, it would be like easy money, win/win for you either way.

    not that i'm gay, i'm just asking.

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    So you lose a couple of bucks and he wants to check your oil with his dipstick.....come on coach....like you've never taken it in the ass before. Sack up man...it's like getting a
    free play for a couple of minutes of pain

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    You should've befriended a couple gay guys and got them to call in your plays you dumbass!!!!!!!
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    Was slugger your land lord too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jjgold View Post
    It is extreme pressure
    The warm water from the hot tub didn't help to loosen you up at all?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pronk View Post
    it must have taken you a while to write all that crap.
    Thanks for quoting the entire thing bud.

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    dont worry JJ, its a well known fact you cant get pregs in water

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    Did he release on or in you? Did he love yayo?

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    jj, I didn't know your name was Slugger.

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    Gay bookie lmao it seems like an oxymoron!

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    you watched a guy get nailed?

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    zek caught my eye

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    goldie don't give gay bookies everywhere a bad name. not all want to fukk everyone in sight.

    had a gay local for a while, good guy, never had problems with him, never wanted to poke my ass (that i know of).

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    jelly watchers play with him

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    like jj needs an EXCUSE to suck his bookies rooster

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    ahaha

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    Classic JJ !

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    Common, JJ. That would be your dream come true. That's a win-win situation for you.....win some cash or get some gay action.

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    some of you guys need to back off

    Do you know what this is??

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    "Some of you guys need to back off" ...... Who are you referring to, e-Tough guy?

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    Yeah coach...obviously it's a year-old picture

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    Picture of a gay bookmaker. Don't bet with him boys!
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    Paver we are going to come to blows

    I pretended it was funny but I am fuming right now

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    JJ lovin' the hot tub!!!!


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