No One Should Be Gambling On Easter

[JIBBBY]

Religion invented god to control the masses.

Oh D2 of little faith.. Empty soul.. Feel for ya pal.

[d2bets]

Oh D2 of little faith.. Empty soul.. Feel for ya pal.

I'm happy and I contribute to good. All that matters. But I appreciate your concern, I guess.

[thechaoz]

Religion invented god to control the masses.

We have a winner!

[JIBBBY]

I'm happy and I contribute to good. All that matters. But I appreciate your concern, I guess.

That's good D2 as long as you contribute to doing good and are happy.. Can't ask for much more then that bud..

[vividjohn45]

-450 jj gold places a real Bet on Easter

-375 Jj gold has children over his house for Easter Egg Hunt

Not my kids. They can go Easter egg hunting in traffic first.

[JIBBBY]

[KVB]

I'm happy and I contribute to good. All that matters. But I appreciate your concern, I guess.

The funny thing about this post is that when you define "good," you'll likely be pulling 100% from Christian ideals, teachings, and constructs.

You might do good with some reflection on how you know what you know and why.



Happy Easter SBR!

[KVB]

That's good D2 as long as you contribute to doing good and are happy.. Can't ask for much more then that bud..

This is dangerous thinking.

If everyone just tried to be happy and pursue their own vision of "good" think of the consequences.

There needs to be a common morality or, well, just look around.

[Underdog5229]

Just because you worship some fictional character don't be mad at me. Jesus deserved to die if he was even real. Allah is who we should be worshiping. Jesus is the biggest scam of the modern world.

Fuk allllahhh

[semibluff]

Its a holy day and you will be penalized if you do

Respect the cross

Easter is a certainty bro. If you can get -20000 on Easter then bet it.

[JIBBBY]

Fuk allllahhh

Agreed, that Muslim violent crap is what is destroying this world.. Fake crap on a stick..

JC the true way and the light.. I know this...

[PAULYPOKER]

We all deal with the fear of death in different ways.............

Some are fearless..............

Most are not..............

Fear of death is what created ALL of faith in a higher power..................

[themike78]

I worship Allah, he is what we should all strive to be like. Jesus was nothing but a made up character, it he was real, he deserved to get slashed on the cross. Jesus had nothing to offer and deserved to get harpooned like in whale wars.

What the fuk is an allah?

[JIBBBY]

What the fuk is an allah?

It's something you say before you blow yourself up..

[KVB]

[captrobey]

Jesus loved to gamble

[Sam Odom]

Lock thread

Jesus hath risen

[Sam Odom]

1 Corinthians 15:14 - And if Christ be not risen, then is our preaching vain, and your faith is also vain

[eaglesfan371]

I just won $400 on Everton to start my Easter. Hit my goal. $800 deposit 2 weeks ago into 1 whole bitcoin (~$5250) sell for cash deposit tomorrow.

GOD IS GOOD

[Booya711]

Religion causes nothing but confrontation.

[The General]

What would Jesus do?

Wager on the Indiana Pacers today because Jesus is a winner.

Enjoy the day.

[klemopixx]

What would Jesus do?

Wager on the Indiana Pacers today because Jesus is a winner.

Enjoy the day.

You're going to need Jesus' intervention to cash on that one.

Good Luck!

[stevek173]

I just won $400 on Everton to start my Easter. Hit my goal. $800 deposit 2 weeks ago into 1 whole bitcoin (~$5250) sell for cash deposit tomorrow.

GOD IS GOOD

[thechaoz]

The big bunny told me to.

[jjgold]

mental bets only

[pavyracer]

Isn't JJ Jewish? Why does he care about Easter gambling?

[thechaoz]

thank you smokey!...and also, Father Laplante has made the switch to boxed wine for communion services hardly anyone has noticed.

Getting the alter boys loosened up for a good time eh?

[Frank Mills]

Its a holy day and you will be penalized if you do

Respect the cross

[hawkwind]

Which means NO bets

I will only be fake betting today meaning mental bets

[eaglesfan371]

Tie your girlfriend or wife down to the bed tonight, by all fours with restraints, like Jesus was on the cross.

Wake her up with her favorite breakfast tomorrow and exclaim “she has risen”. Start your Monday right. Happy wife, happy life.

[acquavallo]

Its a holy day and you will be penalized if you do

Respect the cross

Post your pic with Easter Bonnet on.

[Cuse0323]

Tie your girlfriend or wife down to the bed tonight, by all fours with restraints, like Jesus was on the cross.

Wake her up with her favorite breakfast tomorrow and exclaim “she has risen”. Start your Monday right. Happy wife, happy life.

Yeah...good luck with that. Lemme get the odds on how she can’t feel her hands anymore, and won’t shut up about it.

[eaglesfan371]

Yeah...good luck with that. Lemme get the odds on how she can’t feel her hands anymore, and won’t shut up about it.

The restraints are part of foreplay before penetrating. She doesn't go to sleep restrained.

[Big Bear]

Its a holy day and you will be penalized if you do

Respect the cross

Eat a fat dikk you judgemental prick

not all of us live in a nice neighborhood with white picket fence cute family dog trophy wife and
do the church/brunch thing on sunday

a lot of us are sweating bullets watching Thor piss away our money to the redbirds

[mrpapageorgio]

Its a holy day and you will be penalized if you do

Respect the cross

Yep, Jesus really penalized me for placing a bet by going 2-0 (Cubs ML and Portland spread).

Reminds me of the father/son trip with my dad to Vegas many years ago. We were waiting to cross the street from Bellagio to Ballys after having seen the Fountains of Bellagio. Some wannabe preacher was on the corner on his megaphone claiming how everyone was going to hell and that we all needed to be saved and to repent our sins, including gambling. My dad finally got fed up with his preaching and yelled towards him, "I'm just trying to win some money, but God forbid huh?"