**avril's MLB picks thread

[milwaukee mike]

avril is a big fan of baseball, and she will be giving me her picks this season.

this might only last a couple of days, and it might last the whole season, depending on the ability to tail or fade.

all picks are to win one unit on chalk and risking one unit on dogs.

it is also worth noting that avril is a brewers fan and might have a homer lean in that respect.

5dimes lines will be used at the time of pick.

[onetrickpony]

first

i want to be apart of this legendary thread

get it mike

[Sam Odom]

[Smoke]

Thread needs more body pics

[paranoyd androyd]

i'd hit it gl

[milwaukee mike]

they will be coming, for now just go to 4:00 or 6:18 on the video

possible spring training pick tomorrow

[milwaukee mike]

androyd please edit that post

i want this thread classy and clean so it stays in players talk

[milwaukee mike]

thanks a lot androyd you are a class act

[milwaukee mike]

avril's 1st pick:

NEW YORK YANKEES -125
even though a-roid was distracted last night at wrestlemania with torrie wilson, avril thinks the bronx bombers will crush the ball again today vs the marlins. the crowd will max out at 30,000 which won't help the home team that much. also avril feels the marlins are kind of gay for having fish tanks behind home plate.

[milwaukee mike]

avril thinks this thread will get 10,000 page views very quickly once it becomes clear she can pick winners

[milwaukee mike]

avril is all smiles after a 5-2 victory by the yankees

RECORD 1-0 +1.00 UNITS

[InTheDrink]

milwaukee michael how about a bikini pic with your next winner

[BIGDAY]

Thanks for the winner pal.

[milwaukee mike]

avril feels that inthedrink is sort of a pervert but she gives the people what they want

she is not sure which side of her you like best so both are included

[milwaukee mike]

Thanks for the winner pal.

avril thanks you for the tip even though she is quite sure that her friend milwaukee mike will only piss the points away on ill-advised hockey wagers like this one

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STRAIGHT BET [19] COLUMBUS +200

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[opie1988]

first
i want to be apart of this legendary thread
get it mike

^ Avril cannot stand this clown!

Good luck, Mikey.

[milwaukee mike]

^ Avril cannot stand this clown!

Good luck, Mikey.

avril doesn't like onetrickpony's constant negativity, and thinks he should loosen up. too much criticism of people's weight and the redness of their necks

avril also told me there will be no mlb picks today

she is too excited about the sharks and stars, winner is almost certainly in the playoffs and the losers might be going fishing next week. avril is an emotional wreck about this one since she loves both teams so much.

[opie1988]

avril doesn't like onetrickpony's constant negativity, and thinks he should loosen up. too much criticism of people's weight and the redness of their necks
avril also told me there will be no mlb picks today
she is too excited about the sharks and stars, winner is almost certainly in the playoffs and the losers might be going fishing next week. avril is an emotional wreck about this one since she loves both teams so much.

Me & her both, pal. I'm already trying to tell myself not to get too emotionally invested, as I don't really have a great feeling.

Much like Avril, I get the feeling I'm gonna get royally fukked tonite.

[19th Hole]

Milwaukee Mike....Looks like the beginning of
a great season long thread.
Avril and Mike bringing us winning selections...
Doesn't get any better.
Good Luck

[milwaukee mike]

Milwaukee Mike....Looks like the beginning of
a great season long thread.
Avril and Mike bringing us winning selections...
Doesn't get any better.
Good Luck

[milwaukee mike]

MIAMI MARLINS -175

avril feels that kyle lohse is not a true #1 and is quite bad after the 5th inning. she thinks the marlins will be pumped up for the opener and the huge pitching advantage will more than offset the gayness of the fish tanks. also she feels that berkman will be playing too much shuffleboard with the other senior citizens in miami today and not be in game shape.

[Iced]

i love me some avril

[milwaukee mike]

up to -180 now most places and -190 in the sbr sportsbook

avril would like to mention that her picks are always listed pitchers

[milwaukee mike]

avril apologizes for this pick, she should have learned her lesson from brody jenner that you can't trust homosexuals

[milwaukee mike]

NEW YORK YANKEES -127

avril is getting back in the win column today with sabathia. tampa has no closer and avril thinks this might play a part in the outcome.

[a4u2fear]

NEW YORK YANKEES -127

avril is getting back in the win column today with sabathia. tampa has no closer and avril thinks this might play a part in the outcome.

congrats on the SJ/DAL bet.

[milwaukee mike]

thx i am still fading the kings but paid off (perhaps foolishly) my other side bets

would be crazy if the sharks won the last 4 to take the division

[ShivaBowl]

From what I have heard, Avril's loves a good Fister.
Avril are we all in on Detroit today?

[milwaukee mike]

From what I have heard, Avril's loves a good Fister.
Avril are we all in on Detroit today?

[milwaukee mike]

avril wants to be thought of as "good tail"
but lately she has been fade material, no excuses avril we know rivera blew it but come on he's about 80 years old. and avril should've known that carlos pena would thrive once he got rid of that cubs jersey.

YTD 1-2 -2.02 UNITS

[milwaukee mike]

LOS ANGELES ANGELS OF ANAHEIM WHO PLAY AT ANGELS STADIUM OF ANAHEIM CA -180

avril likes to lay big chalk and this one is no exception. ned yost and the royals offense remind avril of a big pile of garbage. she feels that having eric hosmer and billy butler as 3-4 hitters has to be some kind of joke.

avril wants to show a picture of her house in california, which is quite possibly worth more than the entire kansas city metropolitan area

[neverstoppers23]

about to go to the e.r guys, what do you think of arizona need a pick b4 i leave. probably getting admitted to the hospital

[milwaukee mike]

hope everything goes ok neverstoppers

that one looks too close to call, no matter which way i go in a game bumgarner is pitching it usually loses

[neverstoppers23]

thanks i just did a small squareish parlay zona brewers laa. for 25 bucks.

its nothing live threatening, but i got an infection in my lower leg again. its just very small now but i want to get it taking care of it before it spreads. since i have nerve damage in my leg, any little cut, blister, can cause an infection because there is low blood flow going to it to help it heal because of the damage nerves.

[milwaukee mike]

good luck with the er visit and the parlay