My goodness! Is there no limit to what silliness one can find on ebay? Dude is forum whoring today, which is also how I came across his 'last Phillies hot dog from Veterans Stadium' claim

From the page where the dog is for sale...
It has been refidgerated for 2 years and 8 months. It is petrified, still in the same state it was during that last game...Shipping will have to be overnight or the hot dog could go stale, I guess, than again I guess it already is.