Why is lou holtz on tv?

[Ice House]

dr lou dr lou dr lou

[BGS 9.5]

Holtz is fine in my book, they need to get rid of Mark May, guy is a huge douchebag

[19th Hole]

lou holtz is the man. show some respect- he earned this spot so just let him sit there. if you dont like it, change the channel.

When Lou Holtz leaves this program it
will be the first that won't be under
NCAA investigation. Minn, Ark, ND, So Car
etc..................
He's a chin-drooling schmuck to put it
kindly...

[Dutch]

Lou Holtz is cool as hell. I wish Lou had his own channel. It would probably win emmy awards and shit.

[bucsfan]

Caution: Spit Zone.

Lou is making it rain all up in this bitch !!

[Hitchens]

Lou Holtz is intolerable. ESPN using him is all style over substance, and the sytle of Holtz is from 20+ years ago. The man's delivery is utterly terrible - spit mouth.

[payupsucker]

I believe the term for Holtz is idiot savant.

[Dime Time]

I am waiting for his dentures to come flying out of his mouth someday!!

[DanL32]

did anyone just see how pissed off mark may looked when he was making picks with holtz about 30 min ago? looks like he hates him

[SportsMushroom]

I am waiting for his dentures to come flying out of his mouth someday!!

[jackmyhoggoff]

I know he is a legend

but guy is as old as time and it shows

have some self respect and go play with your grandkids, no reason for strangers to see you at your worst

THE OPPISITE reason why your not ,HE KNOWS ALOT !!

[SportsMushroom]

did anyone just see how pissed off mark may looked when he was making picks with holtz about 30 min ago? looks like he hates him

yeah I noticed that, he acts really passive aggressive towards him, what he really should do is come out and say it to him directly like a man "what are you still doing here lou? you are as old as the sun, son! you cant even speak straight"

[SportsMushroom]

THE OPPISITE reason why your not ,HE KNOWS ALOT !!

yeah, not knowing anything has stopped a lot of people from being on tv right?

in fact, the less you know, the greater the chance of you ending up on tv

I guess Im gonna be a movie star

[neverstoppers23]

I'd take Lou Holtz over Dan Patrick any day.

Holtz is a legend and gets pretty carried away, but no more so than any of the other dopes employed by ESPN.

I think I would cut my ears off if I had to listen to five hours of a Lou Holtz radio show.

[Leo Bello]

Lou is good for the game

He is old but that is part of it

many fans like him

I like Lou, too. He never seems to criticize or belittle people or be unpleasant. I believe he has a slight speech impediment, and that is why he talks a little funny. When he coached Notre Dame, no other coach thought he was a hillbilly pushover. He coached some great games. In fact, since he left ND, I believe they have yet to recapture their luster. It says in the bible, "Refrain from mocking the gray-haired man, for you too will one day grow old."

[ManBearPig]

I thought it was just to get that stupid Dr. Lou Jingle stuck in your head every week....Dr Lou...Dr Lou

[bradleysnyder]

I had some great laughs reading this thread

[SomeDayinBuffalo]

Ya the man spits all over the place but he still knows what he is talking about. I know not many of us can understand what are grampa's are saying half the time anyways....i know i cant

[I/O]

When Lou Holtz leaves this program it
will be the first that won't be under
NCAA investigation. Minn, Ark, ND, So Car
etc..................
He's a chin-drooling schmuck to put it
kindly...

Solid post!

Lou Holtz is a complete POS living off some prior fictional success locked in to the "good old boy" network and is basically famous for being famous at this point. Fuk him and the rest of the college (football and basketball) coaches that use kids for their own personal gain yet show this fake concern for them and their families. I don't care if he's older than dirt, hope he drops dead on live tv. In reality, he's spent his life completely opposite of what he now portrays on tv.

But he's got most of you cats hoodwinked.

[kickenchicken]

and this thread keeps going and going

[bucsfan]

Dont get me wrong, I actually like Lou, but Dan Patrick told a story (its on you tube but for some reason I cant attach it ) about being at some gala with Skip Holtz (Lou's son) and he did the impression for him and Skip found zero comedy relief in it. It really is a funny story if anyone wants to check it out.

[Leo Bello]

Dont get me wrong, I actually like Lou, but Dan Patrick told a story (its on you tube but for some reason I cant attach it ) about being at some gala with Skip Holtz (Lou's son) and he did the impression for him and Skip found zero comedy relief in it. It really is a funny story if anyone wants to check it out.

Well, I will say this: The heck with Lou. Who is that beautiful girl that is the avatar for 'bucsfan.' She can spit and drool over me all day long!!!!

[The Universe]

Damn u guys are tough, give the man a break. Still trying to work at his age.

[mpanaro55]

lou holtz is intolerable. i don't know if his false teeth are falling out or if he has had a few strokes.

[jackmyhoggoff]

yeah, not knowing anything has stopped a lot of people from being on tv right?

in fact, the less you know, the greater the chance of you ending up on tv

I guess Im gonna be a movie star

MUSH, Best way for you to get out of a HOLE is to quit digging!

[Kufta4]

He's by far my favorite college football analyst. By far.

[SportsMushroom]

MUSH, Best way for you to get out of a HOLE is to quit digging!

wouldnt you then need a ladder? or a rope at least? depending on how deep the hole is

[Stealinhome]

He has video of Chris Berman and JJ involved in a gay version of "two girls one cup."

[jackmyhoggoff]

Holtz is fine in my book, they need to get rid of Mark May, guy is a huge douchebag

10-4 Mark sorry knows zero!! Cowmilker!!

[jackmyhoggoff]

wouldnt you then need a ladder? or a rope at least? depending on how deep the hole is

Your the one digging, looking from the outside in !! I'll lend you a rope you hung yourself!

[19th Hole]

Lou Holtz is cool as hell. I wish Lou had his own channel. It would probably win emmy awards and shit.

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The last word in your astute analysis is the on word that applies.

[19th Hole]

Your the one digging, looking from the outside in !! I'll lend you a rope you hung yourself!

Well.... Is he HUNG or HANGED?

[House]

Lou Holtz ,are you sure ? I thought that was coach Van Dam ...no disrespect just joking ,he can pick em straight up...great coach....I like em he know's what the **** he's talking about 90% of the time,and then there is that other 10% of the time where your like,WTF Luther....

[brooks85]

well whats his excuse for every saturday

him and mark may are worthless

... almost took 4 years but they are gone. May replaced with a buckeye too lol

[Big Bear]

I know he is a legend

but guy is as old as time and it shows

have some self respect and go play with your grandkids, no reason for strangers to see you at your worst

same reason Brit McHenry is on tv