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  • spankie
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-10-11
    • 9992
    #1
    Why are all people from New Jersey dumb?
    I am serious.

    I have not met one single intelligent person from New Jersey. I don't care if they were born there or just live there, they evolve into dumb people. JJ move the fuk out of there now before you turn into a fuking pumpkin.

    Dead serious I am becoming geographically racist, absolutely no doubt about it. I talk to this guy today from New Jersey about opinions on a project and he has the mental capacity of a 10 year old, no shit. I have had enough of these fukin clowns and I am not ever talking to one again. This happens on a weekly basis, every week, some moron from New Jersey trying to give me the scoop on something he has absolutely no fuking clue on. WHY.

    Someone explain what happens in New Jersey? Do they get fondled? What the fuk is wrong with these people?

    Serious responses only. I am becoming geographically racist. And if you have a problem with that, move.
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    • cant call it
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-29-10
      • 8817
      #2
      Do you know why they do not have a CSI New Jersey?

      because everyone there has the same DNA.
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        • spankie
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 02-10-11
          • 9992
          #3
          Originally posted by cant call it
          Do you know why they do not have a CSI New Jersey?

          because everyone there has the same DNA.



          Good one.

          I just can't stand them anymore.. gotta let it be known pal.
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            • jjgold
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-20-05
              • 388179
              #4
              I am one of the smartest guys at SBR

              Live in NJ
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                • spankie
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-10-11
                  • 9992
                  #5
                  Originally posted by jjgold
                  I am one of the smartest guys at SBR

                  Live in NJ


                  JJ there is a difference between self-promotion and self-implosion. You do both well.
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                    • cant call it
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-29-10
                      • 8817
                      #6
                      Its called the JJGold effect. Similar to the common flu, it can spread like wildfire,and studies have shown anyone inside the 100 kilometer perimeter of JJGold is plagued with retardism.
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                        • robmpink
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 01-09-07
                          • 13205
                          #7
                          Your comment is silly.
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                            • mighty maron
                              SBR MVP
                              • 04-20-09
                              • 4215
                              #8
                              Originally posted by jjgold
                              I am one of the smartest guys at SBR

                              Live in NJ

                              Her opinion of you does not count

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                                • spankie
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 02-10-11
                                  • 9992
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by robmpink
                                  Your comment is silly.
                                  This is a shared consensus amongst many of my colleagues. Just telling the truth here pal.
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                                    • cant call it
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 08-29-10
                                      • 8817
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by mighty maron
                                      Her opinion of you does not count
                                      crackwhore confessions

                                      I think that is poster crustyme's mother, can you confirm crusty?
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                                        • spankie
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 02-10-11
                                          • 9992
                                          #11
                                          is crackwhore confessions any good? downloading
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                                            • robmpink
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 01-09-07
                                              • 13205
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by spankie
                                              This is a shared consensus amongst many of my colleagues. Just telling the truth here pal.
                                              Spankie, I need more of a background on the situation. Where do you live and why are they calling you? Roughly how many NJ people have you spoken to?
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                                                • 19th Hole
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 03-22-09
                                                  • 18935
                                                  #13
                                                  JJ supplies the lowest common denominator.
                                                  New Jersey does the same.
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                                                    • spankie
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 02-10-11
                                                      • 9992
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by robmpink
                                                      Spankie, I need more of a background on the situation. Where do you live and why are they calling you? Roughly how many NJ people have you spoken to?
                                                      It's a tricky situation. Unfortunately I have to meet with New Jerseyians every quarter for business. These people are strange as hell. They ordered pizza for a meeting and I asked for Hamburger, he's like "Hamburger? What is that?" -- I thought it was a joke. Nope. He comes back and says "They only had Beef so I got you Meatball."

                                                      True fuking story.
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                                                        • spankie
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 02-10-11
                                                          • 9992
                                                          #15
                                                          Crack Whore Confessions has completed downloading!

                                                          Great! I will start with Ally.
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                                                            • JerseyLove
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 02-15-10
                                                              • 2183
                                                              #16
                                                              Dont label all of NJ under 1 class my friend! NJ is a part of the tri state area. Everyone knows the best athletes, biggest criminals, and the most corrupted area of the world is the tri state area. So dont mess around Spankie, we go hard in jersey. Come to the following areas and make fun of new jersey: Newark, Camden, or Jersey City. Do that and see what happens!!!!! If you can make it in ny/ nj area you can make it anywhere! I mean you can get youre face split for cutting some one off in jersey and i love it!
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                                                                • MC PICKS
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 01-10-10
                                                                  • 6644
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Some hick from the midwest saying people from new jersey are dumb? Pot calling the kettle black wouldnt ya say?
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                                                                    • JerseyLove
                                                                      SBR MVP
                                                                      • 02-15-10
                                                                      • 2183
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Its all about the Tri State Area We are all About :
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                                                                        • jjgold
                                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                                          • 388179
                                                                          #19
                                                                          NJ might be one top 10 richest states
                                                                          Lots of mafia
                                                                          Tough guys
                                                                          Conmen
                                                                          Lots of jews
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                                                                            • spankie
                                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                              • 02-10-11
                                                                              • 9992
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by ** PICKS
                                                                              Some hick from the midwest saying people from new jersey are dumb? Pot calling the kettle black wouldnt ya say?
                                                                              That's the hilarious part about it. People from NJ talk so much shit on people from the midwest.

                                                                              You guys never stop trying to act civilized. But it never works.
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                                                                                • spankie
                                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                  • 02-10-11
                                                                                  • 9992
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Originally posted by JerseyLove
                                                                                  Dont label all of NJ under 1 class my friend! NJ is a part of the tri state area. Everyone knows the best athletes, biggest criminals, and the most corrupted area of the world is the tri state area. So dont mess around Spankie, we go hard in jersey. Come to the following areas and make fun of new jersey: Newark, Camden, or Jersey City. Do that and see what happens!!!!! If you can make it in ny/ nj area you can make it anywhere! I mean you can get youre face split for cutting some one off in jersey and i love it!
                                                                                  I cut those pricks off the whole time I was there because they didn't have the common courtesy to let you in a lane like they do here in the midwest. Rude people.
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                                                                                    • TR88
                                                                                      Restricted User
                                                                                      • 06-10-10
                                                                                      • 9364
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      no idea, im from compton
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                                                                                        • JerseyLove
                                                                                          SBR MVP
                                                                                          • 02-15-10
                                                                                          • 2183
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Originally posted by jjgold
                                                                                          NJ might be one top 10 richest states
                                                                                          Lots of mafia
                                                                                          Tough guys
                                                                                          Conmen
                                                                                          Lots of jews
                                                                                          You are right on JJ. If you can make it in NJ you can make it anywhere!
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                                                                                            • spankie
                                                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                              • 02-10-11
                                                                                              • 9992
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              Why does it seem like they have little brain power? Name one smart person from New Jersey in the past 50 years, inventor, scientist, engineer. Who?
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                                                                                                • MC PICKS
                                                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                                  • 01-10-10
                                                                                                  • 6644
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Originally posted by spankie
                                                                                                  That's the hilarious part about it. People from NJ talk so much shit on people from the midwest. You guys never stop trying to act civilized. But it never works.
                                                                                                  Your the one who started the thread hayseed. How am i talking shit? Now go shuck some corn or blast some sheep or whatever you and your religious fanatic asses do for fun out there when your not praying.
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                                                                                                    • MC PICKS
                                                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                                      • 01-10-10
                                                                                                      • 6644
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Originally posted by spankie
                                                                                                      Why does it seem like they have little brain power? Name one smart person from New Jersey, inventor, scientist, engineer. Who?
                                                                                                      Thomas edison, you know the inventor of the light bulb, they got electricity out them parts yet? It must suck taking a shit in your outhouse in the dark.
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                                                                                                        • spankie
                                                                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                                          • 02-10-11
                                                                                                          • 9992
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by ** PICKS
                                                                                                          Your the one who started the thread hayseed. How am i talking shit? Now go shuck some corn or blast some sheep or whatever you and your religious fanatic asses do for fun out there when your not praying.
                                                                                                          Woah there someone took this a bit personal? I don't belong to any church, it's called "husking" corn around these parts, and we don't have sheep.

                                                                                                          Originally posted by ** PICKS
                                                                                                          Thomas edison, you know the inventor of the light bulb, they got electricity out them parts yet? It must suck taking a shit in your outhouse in the dark.
                                                                                                          Thomas Edison was born in Ohio you stupid ****.


                                                                                                          I have perfectly updated living quarters.

                                                                                                          Lolumad.
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                                                                                                            • Ice House
                                                                                                              Restricted User
                                                                                                              • 07-21-10
                                                                                                              • 4060
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              hey guys do you know where the name Tony came from?
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                                                                                                                • spankie
                                                                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                                                  • 02-10-11
                                                                                                                  • 9992
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by ** PICKS
                                                                                                                  Your the one who started the thread hayseed. How am i talking shit? Now go shuck some corn or blast some sheep or whatever you and your religious fanatic asses do for fun out there when your not praying.
                                                                                                                  They can't even use english properly in New Jersey.

                                                                                                                  your a dumb midwesterner!!
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                                                                                                                    • spankie
                                                                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                                                      • 02-10-11
                                                                                                                      • 9992
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Originally posted by Ice House
                                                                                                                      hey guys do you know where the name Tony came from?
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                                                                                                                        • spankie
                                                                                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                                                          • 02-10-11
                                                                                                                          • 9992
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by spankie
                                                                                                                          They ordered pizza for a meeting and I asked for Hamburger, he's like "Hamburger? What is that?" -- I thought it was a joke. Nope. He comes back and says "They only had Beef so I got you Meatball."
                                                                                                                          Seriously... who does this?
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                                                                                                                            • MC PICKS
                                                                                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                                                              • 01-10-10
                                                                                                                              • 6644
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              The pride of nebraska.

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                                                                                                                                • spankie
                                                                                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                                                                  • 02-10-11
                                                                                                                                  • 9992
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  So the ONE famous guy from New Jersey happens to have died 80 fuking years ago IN New Jersey.

                                                                                                                                  Strong fuking case M C CHUMP.
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                                                                                                                                    • spankie
                                                                                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                                                                      • 02-10-11
                                                                                                                                      • 9992
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by ** PICKS
                                                                                                                                      The pride of nebraska.

                                                                                                                                      Larry the Cable guy is an idiot. Hopefully he moves to New Jersey soon.
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                                                                                                                                        • spankie
                                                                                                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                                                                                          • 02-10-11
                                                                                                                                          • 9992
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Even people in New Jersey hate New Jersey:

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                                                                                                                                          http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2010/06/17/life-in-new-jersey-now-more-dissatisfying-than-ever/
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