A Worrying Beer Study

[tacomax]

Yesterday a report in the Lancet suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one-hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologise when wrong.

No further testing is planned.

[Willie Bee]

I'd like to also add that, despite the negative points made about beer in this study, it's a proven fact that man can exist for months at a time consuming nothing but Guinness and bananas, all which reminds me that it's time for my mid-morning snack.

[The Great One]

Of course tha happens, why do you think all fat-ass beer drinkers get bitch ?

Beer lowers testosterone levels for three days.

[picantel]

so you are saying if I stop drinking all of those keggers I can someday remove my man bra? yes there is hope

[The Great One]

so you are saying if I stop drinking all of those keggers I can someday remove my man bra? yes there is hope

Depends, you may need surgery. The medical condition is actually known as gyno-something. Just referred to as gyno. Happens when the body is converting testosterone to estrogen. Thats why your typical fatties have more female chatacteristics than male characteristic. You know, low self-esteem, no athletic ability, and the infamous "bitch "

You can take Nolvadex to combat this. But, once it happens, it's there and only surgery can remove them.

That would just be a sick and nasty problem to have. We've all seen fat ass guys have 2 hanging off them while sitting at47% bodyfat. They should be wearing a sign at all times admitting they are not a real person.

[moses millsap]

I'd like to also add that, despite the negative points made about beer in this study, it's a proven fact that man can exist for months at a time consuming nothing but Guinness and bananas, all which reminds me that it's time for my mid-morning snack.

[BeatPete]

i was worried for a moment with that thread title